Maharajalela: Good morning Mr. Birch. How's the wound?
Birch: Oh, it's you Lela, as you can see, it's still open, but no more bleeding. Weren't you hanged or something? Can't really remember you know, it's been quite a long time.
Maharajalela: Actually no one knows about this but I escaped the gallows. I fled into the jungles.
Birch: What? You did? How?
Maharajalela: Never ever put a sleepy-head in charge of something so important. I slipped through your first guard while he was sleeping. I was stopped by your Police Chief but luckily, a few gold coins were enough to make him close an eye. He must have been desperate. I went to your Chief Judge's place and put a few more gold coins and he quickly signed the document proclaiming that I was duly hanged and buried.
Birch: My god, those people were taking bribes? My Chief of Police? Even my Chief Justice?
Maharajalela: Yes! Next time, get better people for these positions.
Birch:I knew they were dirty. I thought with this type of filth in my hands, I could make them do whatever I wanted? Never knew they'd be playing a number on me too.
Maharajalela: Well, your loss is my gain right?
Birch: I guess so. So what do you say old chap. Let bygones be bygones? It's been too long to hold a grudge, you agree?
Maharajalela: Well, I guess you are right. Anyway, where are you ……
Birch: Oh, my god! Isn't that His Majesty Raja Abdullah?
Maharajalela: Where? Yes, it's him. Tuanku! Tuanku!
Abd: Well I'll be damed. Birch? lela? Just the people I need. I mean this place has changed so much. I am lost.
Birch: Well, Your Majesty, you are loss no more. Now, it's WE who are lost.
Abd: I met Yap Ah Loy a moment ago. He promised to tag along but he must have got lost.
Maharajalela: Birch, Birch, pinch me, pinch me.
Birch: Are you out of your mind?
Maharajalela: That can't be them? My heroes. Oh heavens. The 5 Hangs.
Birch: 5 Hangs? What are you talking about Lela?
Maharajalela: It's the 5 Hangs from Melaka. Oh, they were my heroes. I heard so much about them.
Abd: You mean Tuah, Jebat, Kasturi, Lekir and Lekiu?
Maharajalela: Yes! Yes! Tuan hamba! Tuan Hamba!
Birch: Oh, this is too much for me. I am dizzy. Please is there a place where we could rest.
Maharajalela: Tuanku, why don't you and Mr. Birch go to that small hut over there? I'll get the Super 5.
Birch: Your Majesty, I don't know what's actually happening. All of a sudden meeting here. Could it be chance?
Abd: I am puzzled too Birch. What's the meaning of this?
Maharajalela: Tuanku, Birch, let me introduce to you the Super 5 and guess who else I found?
Birch: Mat Kilau? Hang Li Poh? Tok Janggut? Oh, I am really dizzy.
Stranger: Birch, lela, 5 Hangs, Yap, Li Poh, Where are Sultan Mahmud, Tun Perak, The Sepoy Squadron?
Birch: Who are you? How do you know our names? What's the meaning of all this?
Stranger: Our Chief Lord Al-Rasheed has taken so much trouble to get all of you resurrected.
Maharajalela: Ressurrected? You mean we were dead?
Stranger: Yes, a long time ago. Here are your instructions. Read them carefully. Do as you are told and we will send you back otherwise you soul would be trapped in this dimension forever.
Birch: This envelope has got my name on it. Let me see. What is this? MyKad! It's got my image on it. Here are the instructions. Go to SK SG Gelugor in Penang on the 8th of March. Present this MyKad and you will be ushered to a queue. In the room at the end of the queue you would be given 2 pieces of paper. Write a across in the box against the Dacing symbol on each paper. Fold them and you would be directed to slot them into two transparent boxes.
Maharajalela: Mine is the same accept I have got to go to Rembau. What is this parcel here? Kain Pelikat? What is this? RM50.00?
Yap Ah Loy: Aiya kawan ah. Lu tau ka mana itu Sungai Siput?