Samy: Ayoyo DS, finish la. Ayo kadewale po chik da, po chik. DS, please see this la DS.
PM: Why Samy, why? Everytime you come in sure got problem one. Why don't you at least once, bring good news?
Samy: Where is your DVD player DS?
PM: Over there. What is that? Soi Lek video ka? Clear copy ka?
Samy: This is worse than the Soi Lek video la DS. This is the worst video I have ever seen la DS.
PM: So terrible one ka? Play and see. You kurang ajaq ha Samy?
Samy: Why DS, why suddenly call me kurang ajaq?
PM: Why you say this is the worst? This is a video of people performing the haj.
Samy: Ayoyo DS, where got haj one. Look carefully la DS. Why? Baru bangun tido ka?
PM: Yes, la. People doing the haj la. Where else can you get so many people in one place?
Samy: Here la DS, here. Here in Malaysia.
PM: Why got concert ka? I thought the big concert is scheduled till after we win?
Samy: What concert DS, this is a Barisan Rakyat punya ceramah la. Look at the number of people there. Ayoyo, die la DS, sure die la this time.
PM: WHAT? Barisan Rakyat's ceramah? Penin, penin, where is my chair? Samy get me some water.
Samy: Sit here DS. You want me to switch off ka?
PM: No, no, leave it, I want to see. Maybe this is edited or what.
Samy: Where got edited, ini butol-butol punya la DS. Mati la ini kali DS. Mana mau lari pun tak tau la.
PM: Where is this rally Samy?
Samy: Malu la. Sungai Siput la DS. Chit! where is the remote?
PM: Why, what's wrong?
Samy: I want to rewind a bit. Bloody basketball. That's my cousin la DS and that one in the wheel chair is my uncle la. What's Kayveas doing shouting Makkal Sakti?
PM: This is dangerous la Samy. This is too dangerous.
Samy: What to do now DS? You got any strategy or not?
PM: Wait, wait, wait, isn't that Mahathir there?
PM: No, that's not him, sure looks a lot like him. Samy, call SPR. Tell Rashid I want to see him now.
Samy: Okay, DS. Hello, SPR? Rashid please.
PM: Why do you look as if you've seen a ghost?
Samy: Rashid DS, Rashid is in the ICU.
PM: What? ICU? What happened?
Samy: Poisoning DS. He overdosed on indelible ink. They found him sprawling on the floor with 3 empty bottles of indelible ink. I think he saw the video also la.