Wednesday, 26 March 2008

NEP

Balaci: Okay meet us at the padang next Monday at 2pm.

Demo: Hold on, what about the money? No money no demo. Nothing is free you know.

Balaci: I know. Since when you people do things for free? Standard rate la RM50 per head.

Demo: Wait, wait, wait a minute. Times have changed la brother. Everything has gone up, minyak, roti canai, I think even back alley prostitutes have also hiked up their price la. No deal la.

Balaci: This is for the party la. This is for the Malays. They are doing away with the NEP. They cannot do this. What will happen to the Malays. Common la, okay RM60.

Demo: Hey Mamat, you think I don't know ka they give RM100 each? You want to whack RM40. If 1000 people means how much?

Balaci: No, you are wrong. Yes, they pay RM100 per head but that includes the bus fare and food and other expenses.

Demo: You think I don't know ka the buses and food are sponsored? Don't talk about NEP or Melayu to me la. If I am not hard up for money I won't do this la. The NEP only helps you and your friends la. If it is that good and successful, why do you have to pay Malays to demonstrate for a good cause? They would be well off already, you don't have to pay them, they will go on their own willingly.

Balaci: Waa, now clever already ah? When you wanted that low cost house who did you come to see?

Demo: Yes, la I went to see you, because I knew you got 5 units just like that. Why yours is 1st class NEP and mine is 3rd class punya ka?

Balaci: You want to go or not?

Demo: RM100 I go otherwise you go and get those Indons and Banglas la.

Balaci: Okay, RM100 but don't tell anybody.

Demo: One more thing, I only go there with you all, I don't want to carry any banners.

Balaci: Cannot la like that. You must carry banners also la.

Demo: How big?

Balaci: I don't know yet.

Demo: RM10 for small banner, RM30 for medium size one and RM50 for a big one.

Balaci: You gila ka? Carry banner also want money.

Demo: Gila also never mind, as long as get money.

Balaci: Okay on one condition.

Demo: What?

Balaci: You bring another 20 people.

Demo: RM20 per head we have a deal.

Balaci: How many can you bring?

Demo: 200

Balaci: 200? Betoi? Who?

Demo: School boys and girls.

Balaci: School boys and girls? Okay, tell them RM20 only and we split the difference.

Demo: Haaaa, ini baru NEP.

11 comments:

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

I was trying to continue on your script but decided to give up halfway.

Anyway, it's interesting to note you using the name Balaci. It reminds me of Baluchistan, where the Balacis actually came from, but somehow has lost its meaning here in Malaysia. Hmm...my mind is pewai already for tonight :)

Anonymous said...

I can't laugh anymore. I had read and re-read all again just to make my night. What a wonderful new NEP.

monsterball said...

I was waiting whole day and night for his responses to last message....and walla....he ignored...and starts a new post.
That was diary...and now NEP...kata tak nak version.
I will reserve my comments...until smart guys..like hantulelur agree or hentam him. Only hantutelur have a brain..equal...if not better than KTN.
Sometimes...nice to observe blog owner.....no balls... run away from too many hantus.....hahahahahahaha
To some..that's a smart move. To Monsterball...that's balless.....hahahahahaha
But he seems to be more wiser and smarter than me.....hahahahahaha
So comment less...and start judging characters....easy task........hahahahahaha
kerp....where art thou??

Pewaris Reformasi said...

Haha,

Cikgu..I come here to get a lil bit release :)

Kata Tak Nak said...

Shah,
Thanks for the infos on Balacis. It's okay maybe next script.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Anon,
Glad you liked it.

Kata Tak Nak said...

monsterball,
I would response if I know what you wanted. Anyway keep waiting.

Kata Tak Nak said...

pewaris reformasi,
You are welcome for a release anytime but remember there are mesaages in them.

monsterball said...

I have waited long enough....and treat no news is good news from you.
What I wanted is.....GONE WITH THE WIND......hahahahahaha
Seriously.....I am learning so much from Dr.Hsu's blog and yours ....how to win friends and influence people.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Monty.
I still do not know what you wanted. Anyway I think it is not such a big deal.

Paktam.. said...

Saya minat ayat ni Cikgu..la ni, depa dah rasa sikit jer..patut bagi terduduk teruih kat Kepala Batas dan di Tganu tuu..Ada ka Masjid punya komplek samapi 270juta..gila ka apa? kita tengaok la masa next Parlimen nantii..

Demo: You think I don't know ka the buses and food are sponsored? Don't talk about NEP or Melayu to me la. If I am not hard up for money I won't do this la. The NEP only helps you and your friends la. If it is that good and successful, why do you have to pay Malays to demonstrate for a good cause? They would be well off already, you don't have to pay them, they will go on their own willingly.

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