PM: Rashid, Rashid why you make me look bad?
Rashid: Look bad? What did I do DS. I have never done anything wrong to you DS. You are my everything DS. You are the answer to my lonely…..
PM: Stop singing la idiot. Dah buat salah nak sorok pulak.
Rashid: Please, please DS, what did I do?
PM: I was boasting to our foreign dignitaries that I dare do what Mahathir dared not. I told them about the indelible ink and how it would put a stop to this claim of multiple voting. They were very impressed. They congratulated me. I was in heaven because never in my life was I ever praised. Now, without even consulting me, you come out with a statement that there will be no indelible ink. What is this Rashid? Hang PM ka aku PM?
Rashid: Cool down, cool down DS. I have an explanation for it. It's very simple really and it's for your own good also. I am doing it for the BN DS, believe me.
PM: It better be good because your position is hanging precariously, you know? Actually I was thinking of making you the Governor of Melaka after your retirement but after what happened, you'd be lucky if you could be Penghulu of Lahaq Yoi.
Rashid: Governor of Melaka? Really DS? I never taught you valued my services that much as to consider me for such an auspicious post.
PM: Hey, hey, don't dream la, I was only joking la. There are many retired politicians aiming for that post so forget it.
Rashid: I know you were joking. Anyway, initially we taught the hantus that we had lined up would be enough to do the job. Then we started getting disturbing, very disturbing feedbacks. Don't you get those feedbacks?
PM: What feedbacks, you know I don't like to read so Khairy is handling them. Why, what's wrong with the feedbacks?
Rashid: Aiyo, DS, the swing is more than we had expected. There is no way we could get enough hantus. Our suppliers from Myanmar, Indonesia, Philippines, Nepal and Tibet said that they need time, which is something we don't have DS. So I have to do the next best thing.
PM: You mean multiple voting? Like the last time?
Rashid: I don't know what else to do DS.
PM: The people are making noise la Rashid? They call me flip-flop la, sleepy head la, macam-macam lagi and you are not helping me any la? Why am I surrounded by fools?
Rashid: Screw the people la DS. We have been doing that for years what? I am sure Zam could think of something.
PM: That stammering idiot ka? I can't even get him on the phone la. That idiot is using somebody's prepaid number now. He doesn't want me to call him.
Rashid: Yes, la Datuk. He is in dire straits. He might lose so he is going all out.
PM: Anyway, people are asking if we are serving indelible ink at our victory do? They dare ask what flavour is the ink? Then some even suggested that we give Sharizat, Rafidah and the other old ladies as make-up. Where do I put my face Rashid? You want me to paint my face with the ink so that people won't recognise me? Anyway, how much does the ink cost?
Rashid: Only a few million la DS. Since when do we care about something that costs a few million. The ink is being shipped now DS?
PM: The ink is not here yet? What if we really need them?
Rashid: We could always coin up a story what? Why worry DS? We have RTM 1 and 2 and TV3, B and 9 and Bernama news and the newspapers. Rilek la brader.