Pak Lah: Ladies and gentlemen, I call this meeting ……. who is that? There.
Kah Ting: Who is who DS?
Pak Lah: That fellow behind Rafidah.
Rafidah: Where? Who? Mak engkau jatuh terlondeh kain! Samyyyy! What are you doing here?
Nazri: Samy Velu la Pak DS.
Pak Lah: Why are you hiding behind Rafidah Samy? Why are you behaving like a thief? Take a seat la.
Najib: Mana boleh DS. Dia kalah, mana boleh dia duduk dalam mesyuarat ni?
Pak Lah: Oh, I forgot, you kalah kan Samy?
Samy: Sikit saja saya kalah DS, boleh duduk ka?
Nazri: No, no, you lost, you get out.
Samy: Wah, banyak sombong ah Nazri? Dulu selalu jumpa saya minta kontrak sekarang suruh saya keluar pula.
Pak Lah: Sorry la Samy, I sympathise with you, but this meeting is to discuss the new cabinet and you are not in.
Samy: Tak bole ka DS? Saya dudok tengok saja bole ka?
Najib: Cannot la Samy, this is confidential.
Samy: Oohhh confidential ka? Dulu apa pun tadak confidential sama Samy Velu, sekarang sumua sudah confidential ka? Er, sikit jam ah, incoming call. Hello! No la, cannot. Cannot, they don't want to give la. Aiyo sumpah la, diaorang tamau bagi, lagi dia orang marah sama saya. Ya, sudah kalah itu macam la. Okay ah, I see you afterwards. You all wait for me there. Ha, okay, teh tarik kurang manis satu.
Pak Lah: Who's that?
Samy: Zam la DS. He also want to come in but takut nanti kena marah so they ask me to come in la.
Kah Ting: They?
Samy: Yes, Sharizat, Aziz Shamsudin and that idiot Kayveas also waiting outside.
Rafidah: Kayveas pun? Since when you all became friends?
Samy: Where got friends? Zam la bring him along, see his face also I cannot tahan, cilaka punya orang. Pak Lah, tolong la Pak lah.
Pak Lah: Sorry la Samy, I'll call you tonight, maybe we can work something out.
Samy: Butol ka Pak lah? Butol ah? I wait you know. What time you want to call?
Pak Lah: Betul la, I don't know what time I will be free but I will call la.
Samy: Butol ah Pak La, Na poite ware, I go and come ah? You want tosai ka Pak Lah, I'll order for you. How many you want?
Najib: You order for me two ghee tosai Samy.
Samy: Chit, sindiri mau sindiri order la, apa ingat, kuli ka. Tej tarik tamau ka Pak la?
Pak Lah: Never mind Samy, I just had something just now. Thank you anyway.
Samy: I go now ah Pak Lah, you call ah?
Kah Ting: What Pak Lah, you want to elect him senator and make him minister ka?
Pak Lah: No lah. If I didn't say that you think he wants to go out ka? Penin Kepala la that Samy fellow.