T. Adan: Good afternoon DS, glad you are finally awake.
DS: Aaah, yes, I really had a good sleep. I needed the sleep you know, what with the campaigning and all.
T. Adnan: Yes, you look real fresh DS. We have a lot of work to do DS.
DS: Why anything wrong with the tourism industry?
T. Adnan: Not when I left it. Everything was in order.
DS: You left the Tourism Ministry? When? How come I don't know about this?
T. Adnan: You left me out of the Cabinet, don't you remember? The Ministry is now with Azalina?
DS: You mean the new Cabinet has been announced? Who did it? Najib? I am sure it must be that scoundrel, trying to usurp power. Wait till I get him, the nerve of that fellow.
T. Adnan: No, DS, you did, 2 days ago.
DS: I did it? 2 days ago? What day is it now?
T. Adnan: It's Thursday, 20 March. It's Maulud today DS and you missed the procession.
DS: 20 March? You mean the elections are over? What happened? Did we take Kelantan with a big majority? We retain Terengganu? You said I announced the new Cabinet, did I make KJ the Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Finance? Pity him you know, he is such a good and clever boy but is misunderstood. Did the sabotage on Mukhriz work? Did he lose his deposit? Oh, there so many questions to ask.
T. Adnan: We retained Terengganu DS. Two thirds majority. We lost only 8 seats there.
DS: And, and ….
T. Adnan: We lost Kelantan, KJ is not in the Cabinet and Mukhriz won with a 2 thousand plus majority.
DS: Wo, wo, slow down, slow down. KJ not in Cabinet? Did he win?
T. Adnan: He won but you dropped him.
DS: Now why did I do that? I promised him those posts and, and why am I talking to you? Where is Radzi?
T. Adnan: Radzi resigned and you chose me to take over?
DS: Resigned? Why?
T. Adnan: You didn't make him minister, remember?
DS: I didn't make him minister? Why did I do that? Wo, wo, wo, wait a minute, wait a minute. This doesn't look good. Give me the details and be gentle with me please.
T. Adnan: We did not get the 2/3, we only won 140 seats. We lost 5 states.
DS: What 5 states? You sure today is not 1 April? Come on, 5 states?
T. Adnan: Yes DS 5 states: Kelantan, Penang, Kedah, Selangor and Perak.
DS: Slow, down, can you get my milk and nestum please, this is just too much.
T. Adnan: Here DS. Shall I go on?
T. Adnan: Many big wigs lost including Samy and Sharizat.
DS: Samy lost too? Well at least one good news there.
T. Adnan: Mukhriz has called for your resignation, you dropped Rafidah from the cabinet and she is pissed like mad, you did not pick KJ to avoid an open rebellion, 2 of the deputy ministers you picked has rejected the offer, Shahidan was not accepted by the Sultan of Perlis and Md Isa Sabu is now the MB there, Terengganu is still without an MB because the Agong just can't stand Idris' sparse moustache, Toyo resigned as UMNO chief of Selangor and let me sum all these as you are in big shit.
DS: We still won didn't we? So I am still in power. As long as I am in power I can still do something.
T.Adnan: It looks like you won't be in power for long, Razaleigh has offered himself for the presidency and Anwar it seems has got the required number of defections to form the next government.
DS: KJ, where is KJ? Get him for me please. I need his advice.
T. Adnan: Do you still want his advice, it's he who got you into this shit in the first place.
DS: How dare you, how dare you say such thing about my SIL. You're sacked, get out.
T.Adnan: Thank god, my nightmare is over.
DS: Hello Shahidan, would you like to be Secretary General? What, up mine? Well up yours too. Sayang! sayang!
Jeanne: Yes, abang?
DS: Would you like to be Secretary General.