Sunday, 30 March 2008

Introductions

Samy: Hello, I am Samy Velu, I am an ex minister.

Tsu Koon: Hello, I am Koh Tsu Koon, I am an ex Chief Minister

Khir Toyo: Hello I am Mohd Khir Toyo I am an ex Menteri Besar

Dolah: Hello, I am Abdullah Badawi, I am an ex Prime Minister

Mahathir: Hello, I am Mahathir Mohamad, I am an ex government.

29 comments:

monsterball said...

Allo allo....I am monsterball...ex husband to few wives.
Allo allo....back from graveyard...saying goodbye to one dead.
Allo allo...All alive are well and good and happy....dead will finally no more sufferings.
Allo allo...My back aches....my body burning with too much god gifted sun heat.
Allo allo....I am the self appointed... messenger of Truths.
And the truths is...kerp is temporary very happy..seeing his hero team..Arsenal is just 3 points away from MU.
Allo allo..kerp....by early tomorrow....your dream ....finito.

Abdullah said...

Ha ha! Ex-government? That speaks a lot about him. He took upon himself to be the head and the tail and everything.

Bro, I prefer the older set-up of your blog. The black colour is not good for eyes as we need to look harder and focus so much. It repels somehow. Thanks! (Just a suggestion though...)

monsterball said...

Simple la....If your new format is so good..papers should be black and we all write with white inks!!
Black is bad luck.
If you are a person....that black maybe beautiful.
Paintings seldom uses black...that much..except to emphasizes the composition.
OK as MU jerseys...OK..for objects .....like cars.
But no OK.....for messages and words..
One.......having black background...with white...yellow and blue writings....are greatly influnce by colored people...especially INDIANS.
Are you one??!!

hantutelur said...

White text on black background burns your retina.

Asil said...

Rakyat: Hello I'm Rakyat. I am nobody's ex!

Kata Tak Nak said...

All,
I see that the colour scheme is a little bit off, I will change it to something more soothing.

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Hullooooo...got no exconmen ah? Haiyah! Manyak shushah lah ni matcam...gua polis pencen ada ingat mau cari duit sikit.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

derih- Hello. I'm encik deris jusoh. the former MB. remember?

mr goh,

i am happy that arsenal finally got their acts right after 5-game winless streak. happy to have ended the reebok-jinx but have accepted the fact the championship is slipping away.

hantutelur said...

Mat Said: Hello, I ang Ahmad beng Said, ex-Exco member under ex-Ganu MB, YB Encik Derih. Now I'm his boss!

monsterball said...

The beautiful part of you......is accepting objections against your blog colour like a great gentlemen.
i was banned....by one blog owner..just because I accused that said blog owner being influenced by INDIANS.....using the excuse..I am a racialist.
Best of all..I was the greatest messenger of TRUTHS there!!
Ah well...when you deal with political bloggers..friends can turn to be foes and vice versa.
But I am fortunate..few political bloggers are honourable too.
YOU!!...YOU!!...your blog light up the lives f visitors.
bless you...kata tak nak.
And our friend....kerp finally accepts "finito" is realistic for Arsenal.
Hope next year....he joins us...cheering for the one and only Manchester United...who has made me loss a fortune in bets...but I still love that club.......hoping one day.....I can burn it down....to save millions from loosing bets....like me.
Bookies are harder to catch.....as most are infact ...club owners...using proxies.
This is world class casinos...bigger than any one on earth.

tokasid said...

Wolverine: Hello mate! I'm X-Men

John Holmes:Hello love! I'm XXX-man.
Jason of Friday the 13th: Hello. I'm AXE-man

Zawi said...

Che'gu,
An ex government, an apt sigle word description of the man.
Luckily Semi Value wasn't described as an ex God.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Shah,
Anwar: Hello, I am Anwar Ibrahim, I am an ex-convict.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Deris: Hello, I am Deris, I am an ex er, er, friend of Patrick.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Hantutelor:
AS: Hello, I am Ahmad said, I am an ex pariah.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Monty,
This blog is for people to read and I don't thing it is too much to try to please visitors as long as it doesn't go against my convictions.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Doc,
Oh yes, Jason, who can forget him and the number of times he was stabbed and shot from part 1 to part what 5 or 6.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Zawi,
That is my impression of the man.

hantutelur said...

Chegu, I don't care if the design/layout of this blog is like s**t, as long as the contents are like gems. As it is now, very soothing to the eyes, , very enlightening to the mind, very uplifting to the spirit. Yay, KTN rules OK!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

sufiah- hello, i'm piah. used to be so hooked to maths, nowadays a plain hooker.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Hantutelor,
Thanx. I appreciate it.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Kerp,
Really kerp, what happened to her? Such a waste la. Do you have her number?

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

130 x 7= 910 bucks an hour. sorry cikgu, she aint worth a single penny.

monsterball said...

kata tak nak.......Let the messenger of truths...explain what kerp is trying to say....
He is saying ...the hooker charge RM130 per hour....and he booked her for the whole night of 7 hours...as 7 hours is the minimum charges for booking one hooker for whole night......although they work for 12c hours.....but pay 7 hours....considered ...whole night booking.
Plus tips...should work out RM1000
I know...I never like 'short time". I like to talk...to go out shopping...eating...with the hooker...as if my GF..besides the final service. Those who know her as hooker....thinks I am an idiot.
Only a frequent visitor or
manager' of the hooker knows this.
What do you think of kerp???..visitor or manager??
I think he is a great customer....put him into the bed..that's it...f...sleep....f...sleep...whole night long........hahahahhaha

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

RM910 for literally one fucking hour aint my idea of fun, mr goh.

monsterball said...

I was just quoting you....kerp.
You said one hour RM130.
So 7 hours will be RM91O plus tips.
Anyway...now you have Pinky....that's history.

hantutelur said...

Monty, 130 pound sterling, that is. Well, MYR910 to fcuk a genius isn't worth it?

Reminds me of a joke. A friend who just got married came to me one day and said, "Hantu, aku dah naik haji!"

"What? Bila pulak hang pi Mekah?"

"Sapa kata nak naik haji mesti kena pi Mekah?"

I didn't understand.

"Malam tadi saja aku naik haji 3 kali."

I thought he was crazy, until he explained: "Bini aku tulah... dia yang haji, hang tak tau ka? Ingat tak masa kami bertunang dulu dia pi naik haji dengan parents dia?"

Kata Tak Nak said...

Kerp,
Ask her to quote in ringgit la. Hahahaha. Damn it fcuking a genius. No, they will try to calculate the angles, no good.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Hantutelor,
Naik anak orang banyak kali dah la, naik haji dak lagi.

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