Min: Mr. Putin sir, regarding our second cosmonaut, the agreement still stands right?
Putin: Second cosmonaut? Was there a first?
Min: Yes, don't you remember Muzaphar?
Putin: Oh, that bone doctor, he was a space traveller, not a cosmonaut. Please be careful with what you say, we have a reputation to keep.
Min: Sorry, sorry Mr. Putin sir, it won't happen again. So the deal still stands?
Putin: The deal was for one man, if you want one more than you must buy more from us, simple as that.
Min: Ah, we are experiencing some hard times here so would you accept our credit? Soon as things get better, we will buy.
Putin: Many countries are waiting in line you know. You could always pay US25 million to send him there.
Min: I know that sir, but we are experiencing a tight squeeze so the treasury said it is not wise to spend that much for a tour.
Putin: I am sure you could foot it yourself without asking the treasury. You made quite a bundle from the last deal.
Min: I would have if I have the money but you know, there are so many poor people here and I can't bear to see them suffer so I spent all the money on them.
Putin: Yes, Bush is a genius. Israel loves Islam and Mahathir doesn't lie.
Min: Is there anyway we can discuss this sir?
Putin: I tell you what, you come over and bring that Mongolian chick here with you.
Min: Er, er, what Mongolian chick sir?
Putin: The one you brought to see me when we were discussing the last deal.
Min: Er, I can't remember which one sir.
Putin: Remember that day in my office when I gave you 4 pounds of C4 as souvenir? There was a Mongolian chick with you.
Min: Oh, that chick, oh, sad news sir. she was playing with the C4 which she stole from me and evaporated.
Putin: Evaporated? Does she know how to use it? It doesn't go off just like that you know. Its a pity you've got to waste a beauty like that. So what else do you have to offer?
Min: How about a ride in our submarine?
Putin: What! That second hand junk? You must have been losing your touch.
Min: Could you then lend us some of your CGI experts then? We will make it look like the major went to space.
Putin: I think I can arrange that. It will cost you US1 million for 2 CGI experts. Don't worry, they could even make it look like he was on Mars.
Min: Okay, my wife's company will handle the arrangements then. Thank you sir.
Putin: Okay bye.
Min: Sayang, how would you like to make a fast US4 million?
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