Saturday, 26 April 2008

Cheap Thrill and Expensive Thrill

When I think of that ex-minister, one thing that gets me to thinking is that, why a man of his standing: A member of Parliament, a bloody rich man and an ex-minister would resort to something so cheap, so low class as to go grope a defenseless woman. Talking about being cheap, I remember a story about cheap thrill and expensive thrill. The story goes like this.

There was once a very gatai man sitting at home. All he had on his mind was to have sex. He had no girlfriend and only RM1.50 in his pocket. He remembered a friend had told him about a joint where you can get it off cheaply. Off he went and met the apek manning the joint.

Man: Apek, I need to get it off real fast, what do you have?

Apek: Ha, you come to the right place. We have cheap thrill and expensive thrill.

Man: How much are they?

Apek: RM1.00 for the expensive thrill and 50 sen for the cheap one.

Man: I'll take the expensive one.

Apek: Okay follow me.

The man followed the apek into a room. The apek gave him a chicken to satisfy himself. Being desperate, he just had a go and finished it off and rushed home.

The next day, he was itching for it again. Off he went to the shop and this time said that he had only 50 sen. The apek took the money and took him upstairs and led him into a room. There were men peeping into holes in the floor. He took a hole and peeped. He was shocked. "That man is doing it to a goat". he said to the man beside him. "You should have been here yesterday, a loser was doing it with a chicken". The man answered.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Salam che gu,

Orang macam ini tak ada anak bini
ke?, orang buat anak dia macam
mana, naik angin kan? Too much
power, otak tak fikir lagi.

Nanti ogos nak ke utara lah, bolih
jumpa che gu, ini baru balik dari
klang.

inderjeet

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

By any chance, could this apek have his joint in PD, where a high ranking official from Pahang frequents? :)

Kata Tak Nak said...

Inderjeet,
To this kind of people nothing is wrong.

Nice to hear that you are coming to Utara. We'll meet then.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Shah,
We give him a crocodile and ask it to give him a blow job. If we want to give him his kind then we must get him a female oghe ute

monsterball said...

That cheap thrill have turned to be very expensive for the cheap thrill seeker.
But don't worry...he will stuff money into the mouth of the one..suppose to give him a blow job....while he raba raba.
He loves Shakespeare's work...like kata tak nak.
So to be or not to be....he asked himself...and regretfully...it is ..to be. The die is cast. His kingdom for a horse..he told the girl...whom he said. She accepts..to be his horse..to ride whenever he wants.. for M1 mil.
So..out come the girl...saying ..."friends..malaysians and relatives...lend me your ears"..bla bla bla.
All is well now.....as UMNO will never sack him...for they are in the same sailing boat..doing the same thing for 50 years....nothing new....except nowadays.. victim mouth getting hungrier ..due to steep increase in prices of essential things. No choice......must shout to get attention..and money money money.
So all the horse riders have extra expenses..must think how to rob the poor...until. King Anwar comes ..to change the whole thing. Akan datang.

hantutelur said...

It's not a cheap thrill he's after. He was sampling the stuff. I think he has done that many times before, no one complained, only this time he was out of favour/pleasure. Come on la, those GROs are subject to groping and poking, they all know that, what.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Monty,
You are right UMNO will never sack him though they say they are Islamic. The fact that he groped ladies and was drunk does not matter to UMNO.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Hantu,
Yes, it's true he was sampling and has done it many times before.
The fact that GROs know all these doesn't make what JJ did right.

Anonymous said...

This ex MP did real stupid things to the GRO. This GRO kind of fed up with all those groping and harrassment by this guy and decided to teach him a lesson and lodge a police report. Then the shit hit the fan when media reported it and everyone starts to identify who is the horny ex MP. So this ex MP then start to do some damage control, pull lots of strings, get the most expensive lawyer in the country to do the repair work, "money is not an issue, just get the fucking GRO off my back", said the ex MP.

After agreeing to the number of zeros the GRO announced it to the world that it was her "mood swing" that causes her to lodge the report because this ex MP apparently tells bad joke! And assisted by the super expensive lawyer, as if the GRO can afford his necktie, let alone his fees, everything has suddenly has become a non issue, just a simple misunderstanding.

This is the beauty of being rich and powerful in this country, you can almost get away with everything, including C4 people to pieces.

50 years of merdeka and we get all these craps arounds us.

Anonymous said...

This ex MP did real stupid things to the GRO. This GRO kind of fed up with all those groping and harrassment by this guy and decided to teach him a lesson and lodge a police report. Then the shit hit the fan when media reported it and everyone starts to identify who is the horny ex MP. So this ex MP then start to do some damage control, pull lots of strings, get the most expensive lawyer in the country to do the repair work, "money is not an issue, just get the fucking GRO off my back", said the ex MP.

After agreeing to the number of zeros the GRO announced it to the world that it was her "mood swing" that causes her to lodge the report because this ex MP apparently tells bad joke! And assisted by the super expensive lawyer, as if the GRO can afford his necktie, let alone his fees, everything has suddenly has become a non issue, just a simple misunderstanding.

This is the beauty of being rich and powerful in this country, you can almost get away with everything, including C4 people to pieces.

50 years of merdeka and we get all these craps arounds us.

frankie said...

This ex MP did real stupid things to the GRO. This GRO kind of fed up with all those groping and harrassment by this guy and decided to teach him a lesson and lodge a police report. Then the shit hit the fan when media reported it and everyone starts to identify who is the horny ex MP. So this ex MP then start to do some damage control, pull lots of strings, get the most expensive lawyer in the country to do the repair work, "money is not an issue, just get the fucking GRO off my back", said the ex MP.

After agreeing to the number of zeros the GRO announced it to the world that it was her "mood swing" that causes her to lodge the report because this ex MP apparently tells bad joke! And assisted by the super expensive lawyer, as if the GRO can afford his necktie, let alone his fees, everything has suddenly has become a non issue, just a simple misunderstanding.

This is the beauty of being rich and powerful in this country, you can almost get away with everything, including C4 people to pieces.

50 years of merdeka and we get all these craps arounds us.

frankie said...

Apologies for the multiple posting chegu, I was intoxicated and kind of gropin this sexy keyboard resulting multiple posting just now.

Cheers!

Kata Tak Nak said...

Initially, I was wondering what was it you were doing with those multiple posting. Brilliant Frankie, what a way go make your point. I like it. I must try it somewhere else.

Yes, how the fuck could she afford a lawyer like Muhammad Shafee?

Zawi said...

Che'gu,
I think the apek also owns the hotel where YB CSL got video taped doing the act with a close friend. Can you check it out for me?

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