Sumpah I tell you, I don't know!

Samy interviewed by reporter on the phone:

What! got 5 Indian people in ISA? I say sumpah la I didn't know about this? Why, why what happened to them? Why they all kena tangkap? Hayo, because they all demonstrate ka? Bila? Why nobody tell me about this all? I say I tell you ah, if I know about this, there and then I will go to Pak Lah and tell him off. How dare he tangkap Indian people and put in ISA without telling me? I am sure he was asleep when he signed the order.

Okay, okay, slowly you tell me the whole story. What? They all say Indian people marginalised ka? True what that one. I say, people don't know how I use to quarrel with Pak Lah about the Indian"s fate. I tell you ah, one day, I think last June la, I went to him and bang his table so hard that he nearly got a heart attack la. I asked why there was no Indian Deputy Prime Minister, I said I was ready to take that post so why he still give to Najib? I ask him if he forgot that Mahathir wanted to give me the post. He pretended that his phone rang and was talking to himself on the phone. I say I know la that trick all, I do it all the time.

One more thing, nobody knows this la but now I am going to tell you. Never mind you can print in your papers, front page also can. Actually ah, that Tun fella is very scared of me you know. He try to be funny only, I will stare at him and he will pass water in his trousers la. Butoi, sumpah, I say I swear I tell you. Who knows all this? I say this is a scoop for you la. Go ahead print in front page.

Okay, back to that HINDRAF story, I tell you what, you write in your paper, that I don't know about all this. You say la I was away and when I came back the whole Cabinet was afraid that I would get angry so no one dared to tell me. You say la they hide this from me. You also say that I was surprised that when I went around campaigning the Indians were not very friendly with me. Then you write that when I asked the PM why the Indian people angry at me they said that it was because they were angry at Kayveas so they let their anger off at me. Then ah, you cerita la that that kayveas fellow is a playboy and cheat people's money all.

I tell you what, you put this headline, Samy Warns PM to Free HINDRAF 5. How? Nice or not? I will send you one photo of me wearing Sivaji shirt looking very angry. You write there that I said I will not rest until the HINDRAF 5 are released and compensated. You also write that the MIC is willing to give them 1 million Maika shares each and all 5 would be made Deputy Presidents of MIC for life.

One more thing ah, you write la the HINDRAF 5's family all came to my house and cry and beg me to help them. You say they all regreted boycotting the MIC, only the MIC under Samy Velu can help them and the Indian community. Then you add la that in my house got about 30,000 Indians gathering to show their support for me and crying asking me not to resign.

Some more what to write ah? Okay, I tell you this. You say Anwar came and beg me to join PKR and he was fighting with Lim Kit Siang who came earlier asking me to join the DAP. You say Karpal Singh is willing to vacate his seat in Gelugor if I agree to join the DAP, then you add la that I chased them away with a broom.

I say this story is very nice la. You write nicely ah, no grammar mistake all you know? Ah can you touch up the picture that I will send you so that I look younger a bit? You add that thin moustache la, then only I will look like a hero. When you are going to publish this? April 1st? Okay good, good. Ah, what? April 1st? Hello, hello, hello HELLO!