EM: Hey waiter! Take this stupid small glasses away and stuff them up you arse, give me a bottle.
Bar Boy: One bottle sir? Would you like some ice with it?
EM: Shit you, idiot. I take mine neat la, bloody bastard. Ice is for pondans la.
EMB: That's the way Datuk, shit them. What ice? Hahahahahahahah
EM: Ya la, ice their mother la, hahahahahahah. Hey idiot waiter! one more bottle for my buddy here. Send the bottles over to that table there. I want you to get that waitress to send them, yum, yum.
EMB: Which waitress Datuk, that want with the agio tomanggo ka?
EM: No la, not that one. That want. Look at her jamban la. Phooh! I tell you you, I'll cut that arse and sleep with it la,
EMB: Hahahahahaha. Never mind, you take the jamban home and I'll take those two hugh barangs, hahahahaha
EM: You stupid la, people don't go for barangs la. For all you know, when you open her bra, those knockers would sag to her navel la. If you want chicks, look for their arse la. Firm tight arse la. Hee hee hee hee,
EMB: Like that ka Datuk?
EM: Shh, shhhhhhh, here she comes. Watch me.
EMB: What are you going to do Datuk? Datuk got a lot of people la.
EM: What a lot of people? I am a Datuk la. I am an UMNO strong man la. Who can do anything to me? F**k them. They know better than to mess with me la. Shit, the moment she feels my hand on her arse, she would be begging me to go all the way la. I got magic hands you know.
EMB: Ok Datuk, here she come.
Waitress: Your bottles sir. You sure you don't want ice with this?
EM: Hey, sweetie, ice is for pondans la. I am a real man. You want to see?
Waitress: Of course Datuk, I am sure you are a man. Enjoy your drink.
EM: Hey, bitch, where are you going, come here. You want to feel something hard?
Waitress: Please Datuk, I have work to do.
EM: F**k your work. How much do you want?
Waitress: Please Datuk, I am not that type. Please Datuk
EMB: Hey, bitch, when the Datuk says he wants you, you better give in to him.
Waitress: Datuk please Datuk, please I have a boyfriend Datuk.
EM: F**k your boyfriend. Come here, hmm you've got nice arse you know, nice and firm.
Waitress: Please Datuk don't put your hand inside my skirt Datuk, please.....
EM: Shiiiiit! You got a dick. You are a F*****g pondan. Chis, shit. What are you laughing at?
EMB: I tried to tell you. I knew it when I saw her adam's apple.
EM: Shit, sial only. I groped his flacid dead dick. Hey you waitress.
Waitress 2: Yes, Datuk.
EM: Come here.
Waitress 2: Datuk why are you groping me. Please, HELP, HELP, HELP!
EMB: Datuk let's get out of here.
* EM= Ex Minister
EMB = Ex Minister's Balaci
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