Wednesday, 23 April 2008

Sexual Harrasment

EM: Hey waiter! Take this stupid small glasses away and stuff them up you arse, give me a bottle.

Bar Boy: One bottle sir? Would you like some ice with it?

EM: Shit you, idiot. I take mine neat la, bloody bastard. Ice is for pondans la.

EMB: That's the way Datuk, shit them. What ice? Hahahahahahahah

EM: Ya la, ice their mother la, hahahahahahah. Hey idiot waiter! one more bottle for my buddy here. Send the bottles over to that table there. I want you to get that waitress to send them, yum, yum.

EMB: Which waitress Datuk, that want with the agio tomanggo ka?

EM: No la, not that one. That want. Look at her jamban la. Phooh! I tell you you, I'll cut that arse and sleep with it la,

EMB: Hahahahahaha. Never mind, you take the jamban home and I'll take those two hugh barangs, hahahahaha

EM: You stupid la, people don't go for barangs la. For all you know, when you open her bra, those knockers would sag to her navel la. If you want chicks, look for their arse la. Firm tight arse la. Hee hee hee hee,

EMB: Like that ka Datuk?

EM: Shh, shhhhhhh, here she comes. Watch me.

EMB: What are you going to do Datuk? Datuk got a lot of people la.

EM: What a lot of people? I am a Datuk la. I am an UMNO strong man la. Who can do anything to me? F**k them. They know better than to mess with me la. Shit, the moment she feels my hand on her arse, she would be begging me to go all the way la. I got magic hands you know.

EMB: Ok Datuk, here she come.

Waitress: Your bottles sir. You sure you don't want ice with this?

EM: Hey, sweetie, ice is for pondans la. I am a real man. You want to see?

Waitress: Of course Datuk, I am sure you are a man. Enjoy your drink.

EM: Hey, bitch, where are you going, come here. You want to feel something hard?

Waitress: Please Datuk, I have work to do.

EM: F**k your work. How much do you want?

Waitress: Please Datuk, I am not that type. Please Datuk

EMB: Hey, bitch, when the Datuk says he wants you, you better give in to him.

Waitress: Datuk please Datuk, please I have a boyfriend Datuk.

EM: F**k your boyfriend. Come here, hmm you've got nice arse you know, nice and firm.

Waitress: Please Datuk don't put your hand inside my skirt Datuk, please.....

EM: Shiiiiit! You got a dick. You are a F*****g pondan. Chis, shit. What are you laughing at?

EMB: I tried to tell you. I knew it when I saw her adam's apple.

EM: Shit, sial only. I groped his flacid dead dick. Hey you waitress.

Waitress 2: Yes, Datuk.

EM: Come here.

Waitress 2: Datuk why are you groping me. Please, HELP, HELP, HELP!

EMB: Datuk let's get out of here.

* EM= Ex Minister
EMB = Ex Minister's Balaci

9 comments:

hantutelur said...

The waitress could be hiding a cigar.

Anonymous said...

Well, they have already paid her 1 million. Anyway, the story is out and he is a marked man. We know him.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Hantu,
Maybe also hiding a keris?

Kata Tak Nak said...

anon.
I was just talking to my friends about this possibility and voila, it's so predictable.

Zawi said...

Chegu,
Pak Lah must have condered this ExM a liability and so he did not reappoint him as a minister. He must have learnt his lesson by now.

tokasid said...

EPM: Panamaaa....panama EM tu?

PM: EM mana? Awatnya?

EPM: Alah...EM hat kata raba org di hotel tu?

PM: Raba di hotel? Ada ka lagu tu?

EPM: Hang ni awat hah? Hang dok tidoq sampai apa jadi pun hang tak tau?

PM: Dak laa...budak tingkat 3 setengah tak report apa2 pun kat aku.

EPM:Tu lah hang! Bropa kali aku kata hang buang saja budak 3 suku tu semua. Ni sampai dah ada police report pun hang tak tau.

PM:Aku rasa semua ni fitnah saja.Takkan ada EM nak buat lagu tu.Takat org kata boss dia ada kes Tongolia sudah lah...

EPM: Tu la aku ingat sebenaqnya org nak pekena boss dia kot.Boss dia dulu aku cukup berkenan.lebih berkenan kat dia daripada hang.

PM: Hang cerita lama toksah lah buka semula....

EPM:Dak laa...tapi la ni aku pun meluat kat boss dia.Takdak teloq.Penakut nak mampoih.La ni dok kata sokong hang saja. Melugai aku dengaq.

PM: Dulu aku dok kata aku sentiasa sokong hang,sentiasa di belakang hang tak pulak hang komplen melugai....hang memang jaki kat aku.

EPM: dak!Ni kes EM raba ni aku rasa ada org nak pekena boss dia. Mula2 tak lantik EM ni semula sedangkan aku tau dia pulun sakan nak hantaq doktot tulang tu di outerspace. Bila dah tak jadi M ada pulak tuduh dia cabul pompuan. Hang rasa lagu mana?

PM: Err...ya ka ada org nak pekena depa? Nanti aku tanya menantu aku kalu dia tau apa2....

Kata Tak Nak said...

Zawi,
The ex monister is a Najib strongman and filthy rich, surely Pak lah or Khairy would not find him suitable.

Kata Tak Nak said...

PM: Apa salah ka aku cover dia. Memang la dia kote kawaq dok meraba merata, kami cover dia baik untuk UMNO jugak.

EPM: Mana buleh, dia salah, kena tangkap la.

PM: Oh, yang buat kami kata tak buat hang kata salah, yang tak buat, hang kata buat tu takpa?

EPM: Ala, yang tu dulu, masa tu aku budak-budak lagi, aku tak tau apa aku buat.

PM: Awat tahun 1997, hang dok budak-budak lagi? Piiirah Yahudi mabuk.

monsterball said...

Hantu does not hide things.
He/she is more scared of humans..so he/she hides him/herself....come out...only..to find a victim again.
Hantu have no brain...talk nonsense.

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