Malaysians going overseas or staying overseas are causing the country a headache and giving the country a bad name so we have compiled the list of problems and got the relevant ministers to give suggestions as to how to overcome these problems.
Qt: Malaysian women are being made drug mules by their foreign boyfriends.
Minister: Only female foreigners be allowed into this country.
Qt: Children of Malaysian women married to foreigners work as whores in another country.
Minister: Help them to work as whores locally. Start with local cigarette bars.
Qt: Released ex Deputy Prime Ministers making a nuisance of the country when lecturing overseas.
Minister: Buy the overseas university and sack the ex con.
Qt: Out of work ex Prime Minister meeting our students overseas to poison their minds.
Minister: Get Siti Norhaliza to perform at the Royal Albert Hall at the same time and give free tickets to the students and give scholarship to all students who could show an autographed programme book. Siti must sign all programme books which would be given out after the concert.
Qt: Malaysian Ministers getting caught smuggling cash into foreign countries.
Minister: Teach all Malaysian Ministers to speak very bad English. Get MM to conduct these courses.
Qt: Malaysian Ministers building luxury yachts overseas.
Minister: Camouflage those yachts as old junks and give them Chinese names.
QT: Malaysians selling very bad Nasi Kandar overseas and had to close shop.
Minister: Give the TDC extra allocations to pay anyone stepping into the restaurants. Free medical insurance should also be given. All Malaysians living in that area must only eat in that restaurant or else their citizenship would be revoked.