Saturday 4 August 2012

Please La Sir

Mad Man: Sir, sir, please spare me a few minutes.

Man: Ok, what is it that you want? I'm sure you don't need money. In fact I think it's you who could spare me some money.

Mad Man: No sir, I don't need money sir. Yes, I can spare you any amount you want sir.

Man: Really? Then why are you stopping people like a beggar? I've been observing you for about half an hour. I see, you stop almost everyone walking down this road. You put up that sad face of yours and show a picture. What picture is it.

Mad Man: This picture sir. See, see, do you recognize this man?

Man: Yes, I do.

Mad Man: Please  sir, he is my father. In 2008, his heart was broken sir, so please sir don't do the same to him again sir. Please la sir, please la, I beg you la sir. Please don't break his heart again la sir.

Man: What do you want me to do then?

Mad Man: Vote for BN sir, please. Vote for BN so that I could be the MB and mend my father's broken heart, please la sir, please, please, please sir, I beg you sir, please sir, you want me to kiss your feet also I can do la sir, please, please, please sir come back, sir please la.


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