Wednesday 5 January 2011

Good News

Man 1: Oh no, not you again. Please don't open your mouth unless you have something nice to say about the government.

Man 2: I come to bring you good words about the government la.

Man 1: Like that ka? Like that means ok, come sit down. Mamak! Teh tarek 1.

Man 1: What good news?

Man 2: I heard from a very reliable source .......

Man 1: What source? How do you know the source is reliable?

Man 2: This one surely reliable one because it comes from the government itself.

Man 1: Ok, go on.

Man 2: I heard the government is getting richer la, by the day.

Man 1: What do you mean? I don't understand la.

Man 2: Ok la, I make it short and simple. RON97 up 10 sen la.

Man 1: @#$%&*@ you, go away la you.

Sunday 2 January 2011

Change Your Lifestyle

Machai: Boss harga gula naik, apa nak kata kat rakyat?
Menteri: Senang saja, "Kurangkan gula untuk kesihatan".
Macai: Boss, harga minyak naik, apa nak kata kat rakyat?
Menteri: Senang saja, "Guna pengangkutan awam dan elakkan kesesakkan jalan raya".
Macai: Boss, harga ayam naik, apa nak kata kat rakyat?
Menteri: Senang saja, "Lebihkan makan makanan laut untuk kwsihatan dan kecerdasan"
Macai: Harga Daging, ayam, sayur dan beras dan makanan laut naik, apa nak cakap pada rakyat?
Menteri: Senang saja, "Puasa baik untuk kesihatan"

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