Monday, 16 June 2008

Resign

Dollah: Saya panggil mesyuarat ini untuk kita bincang macam mana nak selamatkan BN.

Tsu
Koon: Itu banyak bagus DS. Kita perlu ambil langkah dengan segera untuk menyelamatkan BN.

Kah
Ting: Saya pun setuju la DS, kalau kita tatak buat ape nanti lagi satu kali election kita sumua kalah.

Kayveas: I say, that is a very good idea la DS. Kita mesti ada pembaharuan.

Dollah: Itu yang saya sedang fikirkan. Kita mesti ada pembaharuan.

Samy: Saya tau, kita tukar itu BN punya nama. Kasi nama lagi glamour punya. Ini BN tadak baik la. Dia orang cakap Barisan Najis la, Barang Naik, Babi Negara la. Kita tukar jadi BB.

Dollah: Apa tu BB?

Samy: Barisan Baik.

Kayveas: Hey lu diam la Samy. itu BB pun dia orang boleh perli jugak, dia orang boleh kata Barisan Babi. Lu suka ka?

Tsu
Koon: Saya rasa kita perlu tukar pucuk pimpinan semua party komponen. Rakyat mahu ubah, kita ubah. Saya akan umumkan saya akan letak jawatan secara resmi.

Kayveas: Ayo itu drastic la, tapi kalau itu dia punya cara, okay saya akan letak jawatan jugak.

Samy: Memang lu kena letak jawatan Kayveas. Ini sumua lu punya sial la kita sudah kena ini macam.

Kayveas: Sapa sial? Saya sial ka lu sial ka? Botak!

Samy: Sapa botak? Ini kipas atas saya punya kapala tak boleh nampak ka? Ular!

Dollah: Sudah, sudah. Saya rasa idea Tsu Koon bagoih. Hujung tahun ni saya resign.

Kah
Ting: Kalau itu macam, takpa la, saya pun resign la. Nanti saya Tanya saya punya adik, suruh dia tak over.

Kayveas: Oh no Kah Ting. Tak boleh kasi adik naik. Surupa jugak. Kasi sama Soi Lek.

Kah
Ting: Kasi sama Soi Lek, habis semua perempuan dalam MCA dia hantam. Okay la. Samy lu apa macam.

Samy: Kalau sumua orang sudah mau resign, saya pun resign la, tapi saya ada sikit kirja mau kasi habis so saya resign sikit lambat.

Dollah: Bila?

Samy: 2020?

Kayveas: Hey botak, apa 2020? Lu apa mau lagi, resign sekarang la.

Samy: Ayo DS kasi chance sama saya. Saya tadak kalu, itu MIC misti mati punya.

Kayveas: Dei, lu pi mati la. Itu MIC tak bole mati punya.

Samy: DS, saya tak mau cakap sama ini ular. Saya cakap sama DS saja. Okay la, 2015 buleh ka?

Dollah: Tak buleh Samy. Paling lewat pun December tahun ni.

Samy: Ayo, tamau la DS. Kalu saya resign apa lagi saya mau buat? Sapa pun tadak hormat sama saya. Saya sunyi la ini macam. Mau jadi Sami itu kuil punya dalam pun sapa pun tamau kasi. Tolong la DS, tolong la Tsu Koon, tolong la Kah Ting.

Kayveas: Sama saya tamau mintal tolong ka?

Samy: Lu pi mati la Kayveas. Saya sumpah lu jadi lumbu 7 keturunan.

Dollah: Tak boleh Samy, kita kena berkorban.

Samy: Okay, saya boleh kasi korban 1000 ekor kambing.

Kayveas: Bukan korban kambing la. Korban lu punya kapala la.

Samy: Apa pasai lu tadak suka sama saya ha Kayveas? Saya ada hantam lu punya belakang ka? Okay la DS saya kasi last punya offer, 2012.

15 comments:

Ydiana said...

Cikgu

Thanks again, you really drive away my monday moning blues (as if I have a monday blues..). Had a good laugh.

But as of last night, the head circus decided to keep his post and fight in December. I don't know what's got into his head. Money, wealth and power is clouding his head that he doesn't know the word 'enough is enough'. Doesn't care if people want him down, no respect from Rakyat, hated by most, destroying the country..the list goes on.

Anonymous said...

ini dailog wa penah guna masa kempen pilihanraya yg lepas..hahaha memang sadis tol..

Anonymous said...

I like your blog, but I'm not good in Malay, so I would appreciate if you can blog in English when it comes to political issues like the "Resign" case here. It is just a request though, hope you are not offended.

Thanks.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Yd,
You hit the nail right on his nose. What's in his head really, I mean doesn't he get the message. How loud does he want us to shout?

Kata Tak Nak said...

anon, 10.04
Kekadang kena sadis dengan orang kulit tebal.

Kata Tak Nak said...

anon, 10.48,
Thanx for coming and I will try to accommodate your request. Please do keep coming.

MANTRA said...

Salam Cikgu,
Mohon sambung sikit..

Samy : DS, jangan marah sama saya.. Saya ikut u jugak.. pagi hari kata ok mau kasi najib.. tengahari kata belum tuntu.. malam kata mau fikir dulu.. esok pulak kata..tunggu

Dollah : Mana ada kata mcm tu.. saya mau bertanding dulu

Samy : Sama juga DS, itu sama kata tunggu or tak mau.. Saya ini ikut prinsipal 'FOLLOW THE LEADER'...

fergie said...

Cikgu

To a fellow United supporter, I really love reading your postings. The wit and the humour!

Jolly interesting!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

hehehehhehhe...

my bet your best friend will resign before june 2009. just in time to get the Tunship.

Zawi said...

Salam Cikgu,
DSAI's latest announcement on defection by MCA reps may spur him to resign earlier. He knows when the end is near, and soon the final curtain...

Kata Tak Nak said...

mantra,
The whole idea is to get others to sambung. Bagi idea, saya tak kisah, malah saya alu-alukan.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Fergie,
So I can boast Sir Alex was here?
Thanx, do come again

Kata Tak Nak said...

Kerp,
What June 2009? Wo, hold the phone there. That's too long. Lets make a deal, Dec 2008, last offer

Kata Tak Nak said...

Pak Zawi,
I don't know about the MCA stuff. Too big a news to swallow it down just like that.

Anonymous said...

Flip flop PM is power crazy and mentally unstable. His senseless and stupid action will burn the country in no time. A Penangnite like him, I'm ashamed of his performance. TDM has created a legacy with his idea but flip flop only created problem with nothing good for the rakyat to remember him. TDM after no more in power have been ignored but flip flop will be totally forgotten when he's gone. You do bad, that's what you'll get.

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