Sunday, 22 June 2008

Do The Right Thing

Pak Lah - Wake up and resign

Najib - Turn yourself in

KJ : Grow up or join Bung

Mahathir: Shut up, repent and own up or if you refuse to do all these, then please die.

Ku Li: Get real

Mukhriz: Go to school

Daim: Return our money

Samy: Take it off, its ugly

Bung: Leave parliament and go to the zoo

Petronas: Cough it out

Police: Clean up

PLKN: Scrap it

ACA: Uncuff yourself

JKR: Do your maths right

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25 comments:

Monster Mom said...

BAKTI????

Strip all your uniforms and wear school uniform instead???

MANTRA said...

Cikgu,

Just to add to your list...

Rakyat : DONT CHALLENGE US!!

hantutleur said...

Chegu. I know you're hinting at Samy's "toupee". I am not very sure if it is worn like a cap, or implanted or maybe even his natural crowning glory. I have seen photos of his younger self, when, I suppose, he has real hair, and he looks the very much similar as he is today.

I mean, Samy is WYSIWYG, he should look like he is at present if he "still" has his hair on! If you say he is ugly the way he wears his hair, I think Donald Trump is even uglier.

Can anyone prove that Samy is wearing a "toupe" - with something like a "before and after" pictures, or a candid photo of himself before bedtime or a video capturing an incident of wind blowing his toupee off?

I believe that's his real hair, only he died it black.

hantutelur said...

Everyone is not doing the right thing. This related piece is from a self-proclaimed genius. Maybe he is.

jaflam said...

Salam Cikgu,
Good straight pointers to all the illrelvent VIPs.

Like it much Sir.

fergie said...

Good afternoon, Cikgu

I'm afraid your advice/directives to these numbskulls will again fall on deaf ears. Can't imagine how they manage to run OUR country! We don't get to vote for our PM do we? I have read comments "you voted him as PM" .. not ME .. did you?

Kata Tak Nak said...

Monster mom.
Yeah, I forgot about all those BAKTI leeches.

Kata Tak Nak said...

mantra,
Oh, they have been challenging the rakyat alright. Remember, 'Saya pantang dicabar'? It was aimed at us also.

Kata Tak Nak said...

hantu,
If Samy doesn't wear a toupee than he should get a new hairstylist. As to that link, there are many ways of looking at things. Dr. M may be clever but he is evil and I don't care much for a clever devil.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Jaflam,
Welcome sir to my humble blog. Am only doing what others have done but in my own way, thats all.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Fergie,
Of course it falls on deaf ears because how could those without ears hear?

Nope I stopped voting those bastards for the 3rd straight time.

fergie said...

Cikgu,

I find your blog mentally stimulating, witty and humorous. Thank you for lighting up my day.

monsterball said...

I pity your students trying to be too smart with a teacher like you.
And I think all students are lucky to be taught by you too.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Fergie,
I try to include our ills but with a light treatment.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Monty,
Yes, I do have students who try to act clever. Sometimes I humour them but when they get out of hand I do check them.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

ali rustam- quit blogging. nobody cares.

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Think you forgot one.

Malaysians: Wake up and kick those blood-sucking leeches all the way back to the jungle where they belong!


Oops! Only thing I fear, is that the orangutan would come scurrying out when that happens! But, better the orangutan than the Sarkas. Put it in environmental language: we are adding biodiversity to our thinning forest.

Anonymous said...

Cikgu,

If everybody is so tak betul... who do you think can lead the country?

Kata Tak Nak said...

anonymous,
As it is eight now, its not who is able to lead, the present one is definitely not suitable.

Kata Tak Nak said...

kerp,
Yeah Ali Rustam. Try one on Toyol.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Shah,
UMNO - close shop, the sarkas is over.

bayi said...

Excellent advice.

Now which department deals with toll collection? This is my pain. Hari-hari kutip. Pergi kerja kutip. Pulang pun kutip. I would have to own a bank at least to pay them all.

tokasid said...

Lingham: wrong,wrong,wrong.

BPR: jangan nak kelentong lagi.

DSAI: apa tunggu lagi

Ydiana said...

DS.CK - stop squeezing our money

TS.AM - stop playing and robbing rakyat's money

gongkaukau said...

What about KJ?

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