Samy: Pak Lah, I have given it much thought and I think I have to back out la.
Pak lah: Why Samy, why all of a sudden you want to back out? That day you said you want to stay on and repair your party?
Samy: You see, that old idiot Mahathir has resigned, Ling Liong Sik has also given up his post and recently that Kheng Yaik has also made way for younger leaders, so I think I also should follow their move la.
Pak Lah: That is very thoughtful of you la Samy. Everybody said, that you would hold the post until you die, but now you can prove that they are wrong.
Samy: Oh, they all said like that ah? When I make the announcement ah, I want to see their faces la. If can, now itself I want to resign.
Pak Lah: Very good Samy, after that we could revamp MIC and make it relevant again.
Samy: Oh, are you saying that now under me it is not relevant?
Pak Lah: No la Samy, I mean the people don't want anymore people associated with that mamak. Last time you all were dubbed the Terrible Four.
Samy: Where got Terrible Four? Kheng Yaik, Ling Sik, that old man and I were called the Fantastic Four la.
Pak Lah: Ok, ok, I am not going to argue with you. Er when you want to make an official announcement?
Samy: Tomorrow also can? Actually there is nothing much to be done in the party.
Pak Lah: I respect you for this sacrifice la. What do want in return? You want to be Ambassador, High Commisioner, or advisor, anything, just tell me. Commissioner of Oath also can.
Samy: Chit, I don't want all that la Pak Lah. I am sincere in what I do la. Never get anything also never mind la. When I resign, I want to travel round the world, have a nice rest and maybe do some charity work. I am old already, I don't want to be like that idiot, so old some more don't know how to keep quiet.
Pak Lah: I respect you la Samy. I'll make arrangements with the rest to give you a very good going away present.
Samy: Yes, now I can join the Fantastic Four again, Tun M, Tun Ling, Tun Lim and Tun Samy.
Pak Lah: What? Tun Samy?
Samy: Oh, sorry for beating the gun la but usually if leaders of senior BN components resign, they all get Tunship kan?
Pak Lah: Yes, usually like that la, but nowadays as a new strategy to appease the people, we are limiting the Tunship. We have given out too much already so we have decided to stop giving out Tunships for a while.
Samy: Ayo! when want to start again?
Pak Lah: 2011. I'll resign that year so they will give me the Tunship for that year la. Just be patient, in 2012 you will get the Tunship.
Samy: Oh like that ka? Like this la, in 2012 only I will resign.
Dollah: But, but, Samy, hey Samy wait, wait ...
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