Monday, 1 June 2009

Aaaaargh!!!!!

No, no, no, noooooooooooooooo. I don't believe this, I will not believe this, and don't any of you believe this either or else I am not going to be your friend. Enough is enough, we have cheaters in the government but now in the opposition?

I am ashamed of you PKR, truly ashamed. How could you? How could you resort to such dirty tactics?

Look, I was there in Penanti yesterday and I saw long queues, some extending for about 5 miles. All those people were chanting "Opah Min, Opah Min". They were going crazy and completely bongkers for her.

Then I saw Opah Min arriving and the people just went crazy. They rushed at her. They kissed her feet, they chanted her name, they wailed and pounded their chests, they screamed and danced. I could see immense pride and to a certain extend, a tinge of arrogance in her.

I could see the empty 'PKR pondok panas' and the gloomy look in the faces of the PKR workers who actually numbered less than the fingers of my left hand.

Roars of "Hidup Opah Min" was heard everywhere in Penanti even at the Chinese Cemetary.

I went home confused. How could this be? What do the Penatians see in her? Is she an agel sent here by the Heavens?

This morning I got up and read that Dr. Mansor had won with a very big majority. This can't be. There must be something wrong. There must be cheating, aaaaargggh!!!! big scale cheating.

I think PKR had worked with the SPR to rob victory from Opah Min. I am sure the BN too had quietly contributed to this daylight robbery.

Yes, now I realised, that the reason the BN did not field in a candidate was not because the feared PKR, they actually feared Opah Min more.

Opah Min, please forgive me. If I had been a voter in that constituency, your total number of votes would have been




393


17 comments:

kopitelp16 said...

She lost her deposit but I'm sure she can make up for it by selling the DVDs in Pasar Malam. Or get reimbursement from Najib but then, she gotta wait for a few days because her paymaster is now kissing some Commies' asses!

samson said...

Hee!hee! I suppose if you are humble, you would not need to speak too loudly. "Diam Ubi.."

Tok Pawi said...

I get it. She must be using some kind of technology to make that video. The 2 chinese bribers were not really there. The voices are all her voice and her husband's. Thus the claim of she being bribed was all made up. PKR is squeaky clean, so thus Pas. Of course Min's lost was due to UMNO/BN. What else could be the reason?

Hamba said...

She lost her deposit huh? Well maybe she got a bank fixed deposit courtesy of Wanita #$%^! She did say that wanita #$%^ was supporting her. It may be that they are supporting her by way of fixed deposit. RM80k or RM800K.. your guess as good as mine! But I think it was a very bad investment for the Wanita $%^&! They end up with a goreng pisang stall rather than an ADUN.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Kopitelp,
She went in out of vindictiveness.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Samson,
She knows not the meaning of humility.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Tok Pawi,
When one goes in because one is paid to do it, it shows and people feels. See what happens? people are willing to overlook the fact about the contents of the CDs because they know she is vile.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Hamba,
After spending hundreds of thousands and humiliated, I am sure she makes a tidy profit.

Anonymous said...

Pleaselah cikgu, you banyak kejamlah. Orang sudah kalah and lost the deposit you rub salt into the wounds. Anyway at least dia sudah famous. Dapat masuk tv,papers and internet. And the best part is the PM pun sudah kenal dia. So she can now work in PM punya rumah helping out the poor wifey to service PM pada malam and jadi bodyguard siang..!!! So takde rugikan ? Just my 2sen cikgu.

Hamba said...

Anon 12:55, maybe after this Najib will give her the permission to set up a pisang goreng stall in front of PM's istana. Heck, there must be hundred of UMNO contractor waiting at the front gate wanting to see najib. Remember that Najib even sees Saiful to discuss about his "scholarship". So kak Min should do a brisk business.... ( Rosmah might buy her entire pisang goreng every afternoon). Easy money....

tokasid said...

Che'gu:

To tell you the truth I was really suprised too when she lost.And I was knocked off my chair when I saw she garnered only 392 votes.

I too think PKR and Pakatan Rakyat had finnaly joined SPR to cheat Aminah.

The way the mainstream media highlighted her campaigns it was as if she was a UMNO/BN candidate. I mean did the former Gerakan Siam guy and the 'rocker'motivator got that kind of help from Utusan or Berita Harian or Star or NST? NO!

And Aminah as a whistle blower smells of some rotten ikan pekasam mixed woth some budu and tempoyak in one big tempayan.

And can you not think there was no hidden hands behind her campaign exposure?

zorro said...

Cruelly exhilarating. I linked your post in my latest posting.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Anonymous,
What being serviced by a retired Hippo and pock-faced Min? I pity the PM la.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Hamba,
What open up goreng pisang stall? She open up cd rental stall la. If not enough titles she can create some herself what.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Zorro,
That lady has got skin thicker than a hippo's. Sheeeeh, 392 after all those hype.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Doc,
I think the SPR and PKR his another 10K votes la. Tapi she is not complaining what. From now on, tak payah kerja dah la.
Lani dia dok pikiaq cara mana nak buat cerita kononnya Hj Hadi dah khianat dia so dia nak bertanding di MU pulak.

Anonymous said...

maybe that opah minah ronggeng@wrong geng should start acting as career... starting with piere andre's horror movie ... no need hours of special effects and make up...pure horror..

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