Thursday, 4 June 2009

Namo namo chi chi tiam

Machai: Okay Datuk we sudah sampai already.

Datuk1: Are you sure this bomoh power punya? I had to travel here at 3 in the morning and walk 2km from the main road in the darkso he better be good.

Machai: Guarantee good one la Datuk, sure jadi one. Those other bomoh you all have been using all tipu one, especially the one Pungkoq Pele use one.

Datuk1: Hey wait a minute, isn't that Dris coming out? Wait, wait lets hide.

Machai: Yes la, Dris la. The Terengganu PWD Director is also with him la. Why ah datuk?

Datuk1: What do you mean why?  The stadium roof la. I don't know how any bomoh is going to help him with this. Shhh, isn't that Ah Ong ka?

Machai: Yes la Datuk, he also got to do with the stadium ka?

Datuk1: No la, this one surely because of the PKFZ la. Why we all want to hide, let us confront them.

Machai: Yes la Datuk, lets see how they react.

Datuk1: Aah Dris, what are you doing here in the middle of the night? Aah Ah Ong ah, don't turn back la, I know its you.

Idris: No la Datuk, nothing, I am just here to accompany Ah Ong here. He wants t......

Datuk1: Don't bullshit me la Dris, I know why you are here, because of the stadium right?

Idris: Err, yes la Datuk. I don't know how that thing can happen la. I think got sabotage la. Maybe Ahmad did it, who knows?

Datuk1: What did the bomoh say?

Idris: I also don't know la, he spoke in riddles. He said an elephant cannot ride a lalang. What is that ah?

Machai: Yes, la Dris. If the elephant ride a lalang, the elephant will gatai la.

Datuk1: Shut up la you fool, it means, shoddy workmanship la. You Ah Ong, you are here about the PKFZ ka?

Ong: Ah, ah, er, yes la Datuk. You see, other people do, I kena, where got fair one? Er Datuk why are you here?

Datuk1: None of your business, go home and don't say a word about this or you will be out of a job.

Machai: Come la Datuk, got so many mosquitoes here. Ooops, hide, hide, Opah Min is on her way out.

Datuk1: What! Opah Min also here ka? What she want some more?

Machai: I say Datuk, Manek Urai coming what. Okay, clear, lets go in.

Bomoh: Aaaaa! Datuk, Datuk, come in, come in. Please sit down, I am honoured to have you here Datuk. How can I be of service Datuk?

Datuk: bzzzz, bzzz, Anwar, bzzz, bzzzz, bzzzz Mahathir, bzzzz, bzzzz kepow booom Altan, bzzzz, bzzzz, bzzzz, Ros bzzz, bzzzz.

Bomoh: Wait let me see, namo namo chi chi tiaaaammmm. Ah, can, can, no problem, no problem. Consider it done but the pengkeras is a bit high la Datuk.

Datuk1: No problem, no problem. If this one jadi, you name your price la.

Machai: Datuk, Datuk, see that picture there. I am sure you know whose picture that is.

Datuk1: Yes, la, why that picture here? You ask the tokmoh la, if I ask he thinks I am a busy body pulak.

Machai: Err, Tok Moh, please don't think I am a busy body but why is that picture here?

Bomoh: Oh, you mean this picture. Just now got another Datuk here. He didn't give me his full name but only called himself JJ. He asked me to charm the person in the picture. He said he see also he gian already, sudah lama he gian.

Datuk1: You mean the specky fellow with beard ....

Bomoh: Yes, yes, that fellow. He wants to makan this one betoi-betoi he said.

Datuk1: Okay la Tok Moh. We are going to leave now. Hope you can kowtim the things I told you.

Bomoh: Sure, sure no problem.

Machai: You saw the picture clearly or not Datuk?

Datuk1: Yes, la. I really terkejut la with JJ. Saiful also he wants to makan ka?

13 comments:

fahmi said...

salam..
hahaha the ending was very nice... spot on la cikgu.. kudos to you...
Saiful oso he wants to makan?? hahaha

:: Aku :: said...

eheheh...dah lama tak baca lawaks cekgu...keep it up

BravoEagleHotel said...

Hahahahah .... ending de best

BravoEagleHotel said...

Hahahahah .... ending de best

Anonymous said...

si sayfool tu jual kueh apam ke? apam yang sayfool jual ada kat depan ke, belakang ke? kecut tak bila duduk dengan Datuk tu....

apam boleh busuk kan?

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Wah! Got people gian oso for sifool tu ka? Hehe...bely dangelous one.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Fahmi,
Thats why la, that one oso he wants to makan.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Aku,
Lama tak datang? Thanx

Kata Tak Nak said...

Bravo,
Ya ke?

Kata Tak Nak said...

Anonymous,
Bukan apom tapi akoq

Kata Tak Nak said...

Shah,
Bely-bely dangelous one but then that janggut fella where got peduli one.

Anonymous said...

Cikgu

You are one heck of a hilarous guy. Where do you get all your creative juice from?

Raja Uda boy

Kata Tak Nak said...

Anonymous,
I don't have to look far, its from the BN people and their behaviour that I get my ideas.

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