Wednesday, 3 June 2009

The Ambush 2

Chief: This is the police. We have you surrounded. You can't escape. Come out with your hands up and throw your weapons away.

Sarg: Chief, what do you think? I don't think he is going to give up that easily, not with his record.

Chief: Yeah, he knows that if he surrenders, its the gallows so ask the men to brace themselves for a fight. No shooting until I give the orders.

Sarg: Okay tuan.

Chief: This is the police. you have one last chance, come out with your hands up. It is futile to fight, you are outnumbered, you are completely surrounded.

Suspect: How can I be sure to you won't shoot me the moment I walk out the door?

Chief: You have my word. We won't harm you.

Suspect: So did many others, but they got fried the moment they gave up.

Chief: You have just got to trust me. I promise you, we will not harm you.

Suspect: It is not my fault, I did not do anything, why do you want to apprehend me.

Chief: Then you should have nothing to be afraid off. Give up and you could prove your innocence in court.

Suspect: Can I trust you?

Chief: You must trust me. My men have instructions not to fire. I promise you, no harm will befall you, just give up.

Suspect: Okay, I give up. I am coming out. I am not armed. I am coming out now, please don't shoot.

Sarg: Alamak! Tuan, that is not him. What is this guy doing here. Do you think this is a trick. Could this man be a hostage?

Chief: Where are you? Why aren't you coming out? How many more hostages do you have inside.

Suspect: What are you talking about? I am alone, I am out now.

Chief: Ayo, sure koyak one la. I say Datuk, what are you doing hiding in this hut?

Suspect: I thought you are coming for me because of the collapse stadium, I swear I tell you, it is not my fault. I don't even know the contractor la. I swear la.

Chief: Sorry la Datuk, I thought you were the armed robber we are after. Someone gave us a tip off that there is a suspicious character hiding in this hut. Sorry Datuk. Constable, get the Datuk another trousers, his is wet in the crotch.

13 comments:

Hamba said...

LOL! Cikgu, nicely done! The police chief should ask his men to give the datuk an adult diapers. Who knows maybe some other building will collapse too... and if that happens a change of pant just won't cut it!

frankie said...

Excellent stuff. Cikgu, I think you are in the wrong profession.
This is some good stuff you being churning out lately.

Anonymous said...

thumbs up lah Cikgu
itu latok aiyooo susah mau tidor oooo.... nan-nan pun susah oooo...

mercedes itu rumah jugak ada pun tarak guna oooo...

sikalang ada manyak latok sudak kencing masa tidor, muntah masa makan, berak masa nan-nan oooo...

manyak latok, manyak latok oooo...!

fahmi said...

salam cikgu... seriously this is hilarious... what subject do you teach in school ye cikgu? pandai cikgu buat lawak... wet in crotch?? hahaha

ali allah ditta said...

Cikgu,

Was Kak Min with the suspect or was it Kak Min herself with her CD's?

cheers.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Hamba,
They don't have adult diapers at that time so a sanitary towel would do.

Kata Tak Nak said...

frankie,
Aiya you make me shy only la.

Kata Tak Nak said...

anonymous,
manyak latok lagi mau lali lo.

Kata Tak Nak said...

fahmi,
I teach English ans Sivik. Drama is not taught la.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Ali,
yes, Opah Min was there. If you thought the suspect peed in his pants, then think again.

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Soon, the sarkas roof will come crashing down. Amin.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Shah,
Ya real soon, Amin.

:: Aku :: said...

ahahahahah...

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