Sunday, 21 June 2009

Under Siege

Sarg: Okay bring the group in. What are they here for?

Const: We believe they are Ah Longs boss.

Sarg: What? Ah Longs? Are you sure?

Const: We caught them chasing someone right in the middle of the road boss. The assailant was bleeding boss.

Sarg: Maybe they were playing only, you can't be sure. Maybe it was paint and not blood. You just can't arrest people on mere suspicion. Its bad for us. Where is the assailant?

Const: He disappeared boss.

Sarg: So you mean there is no complainant? Where got case like this. Release them. I say, sorry la kawan, ini constable baru punya orang, dia tak tau apa punya.

Ah Long: Takpa, takpa. Manyak trima kasih Datuk. Nanti kita jumpa ah?

Sarg: Bring that group of people here. What's their crime?

Const: They were caught selling pirated CDs boss. Got pornography also.

Sarg: How do you know those CDs are pirated?

Const: No sticker boss.

Sarg: Just because no sticker doesn't mean pirated. Did you see them producing those CDs?

Const: No boss, we caught them selling at the roadside. Can't be original boss. They were selling at RM4 per CD boss.

Sarg: What price they sell is not our business. This is market forces la. You cannot simply catch people la. may6be they are in a good mood and decide to sell cheaply, who knows?

Const: But, but boss, what about the porn?

Sarg: Did you view the porn?

Const: No boss, we don't have a player but the sleeves are hardcore porn sir.

Sarg: Just sleeves doesn't mean it's porn. Who knows maybe they are videos of some kenduri or birthday party? Release them. Sorry la Ah Kow. Ini orang baru, dia tak tau apa punya.

Ah Kow: Talak apa Latok. Manyak trima kasih, nanti kita jumpa ah?

Sarg: Okay, okay, nanti malam. Where are those people going?

Const: Oh, Corporal Samad has taken their statements and released them.

Sarg: Why were they brought here?

Const: Nothing la boss, they were distributing pamphlets sir?

Sarg: What pamphlets?

Const: Anti PPSMI pamphlets sir.

Sarg: WHAT? Call the FRU, call the Special Branch, call Bukit Aman, call inteligence, FBI, CIA, Interpol, call the commandos, the army, the bomba and call my wife and tell her I won't be coming home tonight, cordon off this area, arrest them again, if they resist, shoot them.


fahmi said...

salam.. kelakar2... jual cd, ah long, dilepaskan... sebar pamplet anti PPSMI, tangkap, panggil semua skuad yg ada... hahahahah good one cikgu!

p/s Cikgu, its ok, i'll try looking that book at UM. thanx for the tip, i'm sure it will help me big time!

Estrelita Soliano Grosse said...

You really are so funny! Brilliant scripts!



Hamba said...

One word.... "PIRATIZATION" sums it up. Pirate DiRaja Malaysia. Their motto " Cepat-cepat and betul-betul screwing the rakyat! Have a nice life....NOT!!!!"

Anonymous said...

happy father's day, Cikgu.
very funny indeed...
read in malaysiakini DAP 3000 dinner got sealed.
there goes father's day celebration for some people, no?
anyway, enjoy life Cikgu.

Anonymous said...

Salam cikgu,
Yeslah,sekarang what is our PDRM good for? Catching people distributing pamplets and the latest joke they are now taking care of 3000 people having diner with M16 and water canon on standby. In case the food is not good enough and they riot !!! Phew !!!Besar kemaluan !!! how low our PDRM can go nowaday. They have nothing better to do I presume with the Ah Long etc as their buddies. Well in Malaysia anything also can !! Malaysia Boleh !! Just my 2sen cikgu. And a Happy Father Day to you !

samson said...

We taxpayers are more dangerous than the criminal these sad!

When are we going to have quality protectors of society not that they are reduced to be common criminals?

Kata Tak Nak said...

Anyway congrats and work hard. Read alot, it helps. Am willing to help should you have any problems. Just email me at

Kata Tak Nak said...

You have always been kind. Thanks for the wishes.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Actually, I think something is wrong. What they are doing is definitely not going to endear the people to the government.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Anon 19:45,
Don't the DAP people know that organising a dinner is worse than murder?

Kata Tak Nak said...

anon 22.24:
We just have to be careful, don't give out pamphlets, don't attend dinners, don't wear yellow and black, don't ride bicycles, don't give roses to ministers and many other don'ts.

Kata Tak Nak said...

The only citizens are the BN people, the rest are slaves.

Lee said...

Assailant is the attacker...should be victiom.

Kata Tak Nak said...

oops and double oops, thanx.


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