BPA: Excuse me YB Teresa. We are here to interview you about your accusation about the food served to you during your detention under ISA.
Teresa: Yes, yes good but I wonder what would come out of this?
BPA: We take your accusations very seriously because if proven true, this is a direct violation of the Human Rights Charter.
Teresa: I see, serving filthy food is a violation of the Human Rights Charter, what about locking people up without trial? That is not a violation?
BPA: That I can't answer, maybe you should ask Hamid. Is it true that they served you with food fit for dogs?
Teresa: Well let me just tell you that even a dog would complain and run away if fed this way.
BPA: But from this log here, it says otherwise. Lets just discuss the 1st full day's meals.
Day 1: Breakfast, MM Bread, Melamine Butter&Milk, Kepala Batas Special Nasi Lemak with Samy Chicken Curry and Ah Ting Hokkien Mee, ordered from the Sheraton Hotel.
Day 1: Lunch, Kayveas Nasi Beriyani with Spicy Azlina Chicken and Hamid Yemeni Mutton, Smoked Rais Salmon in frothing Shabery mushroom sauce, 2 dozen fresh Saiful Oysters, Hargen Daaz ice-cream and Patail Cendol, ordered from The Renaissance Hotel.
Day 1: Dinner: Steamed Prestatation Lobster in Penang Pendatang Belacan Sauce, 5 Large Ahmad Crabs cooked Taiwan style, 3 large plates of Emperor Dol Fried Rice with shrimps, mushrooms, scallops, veal, 2 bottles of JJ Champagne de Temerloh, 3 tubs of Hargen Daaz ice-cream, Mongolian Bubur Kacang and 5 toothpicks. All items supplied by Taiwan Bung Sdn Bhd.
BPA: Did they serve you this on the first full day?
Teresa: No, absolutely not. Okay, I admit, the food they served was actually out of this world. For every meal they serve a French cuisine called Le Bee Anne Taureau Merde de Special, ordered from Kamunting Solitary Resort and Retreat.
Teresa: Yes, yes good but I wonder what would come out of this?
BPA: We take your accusations very seriously because if proven true, this is a direct violation of the Human Rights Charter.
Teresa: I see, serving filthy food is a violation of the Human Rights Charter, what about locking people up without trial? That is not a violation?
BPA: That I can't answer, maybe you should ask Hamid. Is it true that they served you with food fit for dogs?
Teresa: Well let me just tell you that even a dog would complain and run away if fed this way.
BPA: But from this log here, it says otherwise. Lets just discuss the 1st full day's meals.
Day 1: Breakfast, MM Bread, Melamine Butter&Milk, Kepala Batas Special Nasi Lemak with Samy Chicken Curry and Ah Ting Hokkien Mee, ordered from the Sheraton Hotel.
Day 1: Lunch, Kayveas Nasi Beriyani with Spicy Azlina Chicken and Hamid Yemeni Mutton, Smoked Rais Salmon in frothing Shabery mushroom sauce, 2 dozen fresh Saiful Oysters, Hargen Daaz ice-cream and Patail Cendol, ordered from The Renaissance Hotel.
Day 1: Dinner: Steamed Prestatation Lobster in Penang Pendatang Belacan Sauce, 5 Large Ahmad Crabs cooked Taiwan style, 3 large plates of Emperor Dol Fried Rice with shrimps, mushrooms, scallops, veal, 2 bottles of JJ Champagne de Temerloh, 3 tubs of Hargen Daaz ice-cream, Mongolian Bubur Kacang and 5 toothpicks. All items supplied by Taiwan Bung Sdn Bhd.
BPA: Did they serve you this on the first full day?
Teresa: No, absolutely not. Okay, I admit, the food they served was actually out of this world. For every meal they serve a French cuisine called Le Bee Anne Taureau Merde de Special, ordered from Kamunting Solitary Resort and Retreat.
21 comments:
Salam Cikgu,
Er...Cikgu, I know you're waiting for someone to ask, but what's Le Bee Anne Taureau Merde de Special?
Having read and followed YB Shaari Sungib accounts of his experience being held in detention under ISA, I believe YB Teresa's words more than any ministers or even the BPA. Though many of the officers in BPA are good and honest people, they actions are being limited by the stupid gomen.
A rainbow for Malaysia
Daulat Tuanku! May this prayer from all Malaysians at the marketplace, warongs, corporate corridors and in neighborhoods echo into the palace walls of our revered Rulers and King.
We want a Prime Minister who can bring this nation to new heights of glory for God, King, rakyat and nation.
We want a leader who is well regarded at home and abroad. A man who commands the respect of noted Who's Who in the global village of influence and power, someone that many regard as a visionary leader of the times.
We want a Prime Minister who has been roasted and tested in the cinders of political challenges for a long time. Someone who has survived the test of treachery, injustice, political character assassination and the works but remains steadfast to the teachings of Islam.
We want a leader who can restore the glorious path and stature of Islam for the world to praise. We want that man who can raise Islam to its glory without harming other religions and creeds.
We want a man to helm the nation with pride, integrity and with no personal and vested interests that undermine Rulers and rakyat.
We want the man to have a track record of having an exemplary family behind him. A wife who plays no golf, but raises fine examples of children for the future generation to emulate.
We want a man whose wife can stand tall among our women folks and be a shining example of a mother, wife and sister. A woman who dabbles not in extravagant overseas shopping sprees nor vain face lifts or body re-works.
We want a man who is visionary, resolute and firm yet gentle in his demeanor. A man who has successfully galvanized opposing political parties in the best interest of nation building and in an unprecedented manner.
We want a man who can be a proud father of children who have made a mark in the nation's political history out of sheer determination and integrity. We want that man whose children have felled political Goliaths with simplicity, niat and consistency.
We want a man who has what it will take to restore our Rulers and Monarchy to the glory and reverence of yesteryear's that were robbed from them in the past.
We want a Prime Minister who will not fear nor backtrack in the war against corruption and social decadence. A man who will have the resolute will to leave no stone unturned in order to bring back all the stolen wealth back into the country for the well being of King and citizens.
We want a Prime Minister who articulates well and intelligently, giving a respected image to King and nation. We want that man who promises to deliver and delivers on his promises.
We want that rainbow for Malaysia.
If it is Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim, then so be it for the love of God, King, Rakyat and Nation.
Shah,
Taureau = Bull
Merde = Shit
I am sure you know what Bee Anne is. No I don't speak French. I Just look it up in Yahoo Translator.
Thats the problem, so few people in the gomen messing up the lives of so many.
jd lovrencier
I believe that is the general sentiment of the majority, mine included.
yeap the first word we got to know when learning french in the u days was merde.. 3 tubs of haagan daaz ice cream.. they must be getting fat in there..
zsazsa
With that kind of treatment I wonder why no one wants to be detained under the IDNPKPA
Hahahahahaha.. 'Smoked Rais Salmon in frothing Shabery mushroom sauce' - good one there :D
lynmay,
I was finding a way to highlight Shabery's froth and finally got it.
muahahahaa...i knew something like was coming. the media amazingly blows this petty issue up instead of putting the gomen and PRDM to task on the reason why she was arrested in the first place.
This post makes me hungry.
Chegu... maybe you can komen on my story telling:
http://malaysianjoe.blogspot.com/
hehehe... actually you tell nicer stories, mine only the backlanes of putrajaya kopi talk can la..
lapar laa plaks bulan2 pose ni cakap psal makanan...
Cikgu ...
Saya rasa tak sedap je bila ada oran cakap yang YB Teresa menghina makanan orang miskin ... saya rasa dia orang hilang fokus isu pokok ... iaitu kita tak nak ISA walaupun makanannya dari hotel 5 bintang ...
D'ayo
Kerp,
The owners of our media are blockheads and impotent sycophants.
kopitelp,
Not the frothing Shabery mushroom sauce please.
Malaysian Joe,
I have commented in your blog.
::aku::
Okay kita cakap pasal lain pulak.
anonymous,
Itu hanya satu figure of speech saja. Orang miskin pun kadang2 hina makanan yang dia tak suka.
Yalah Cikgu, orang miskin pun kadang-kadang hina makanan yang dia orang tak suka ...
Terima kasih, saya akan gunakan komen nie pada yang masih tak reti-reti fokus isu pokok
D'ayo
Shabery mushroom sauce??? eeuuuuww!!!
Stop it Cikgu!! nasib baik bulan posa... kalu tak tak lalu nak makan lunch!
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