Thursday, 11 September 2008

The Fairy God Mother

Ahmad: Hey son, who were you talking to?

Son: My fairy god mother.

Ahmad: How many times have I told you there is no such thing as a fairy god mother?

Son: I know, but there really is a fairy god-mother dad.

Ahmad: Okay, call her here now. I would like to talk to her.

Son: But she won't come dad. She said she doesn't want to meet you.

Ahmad: Did she tell you why?

Son: She said that you are a bad man. You betray your Chinese friends by calling them pendatangs.

Ahmad: You saw that news on tv didn't you?

Son: No, I didn't, the fairy god mother told me.

Ahmad: Well, you fairy god mother is wrong. She should thank me for calling the Chinese pendatangs.

Son: Why dad?

Ahmad: You see son, the Chinese are actually bad people. They come from another country and they want to chaste us out of this country.

Son: Why do they want to do that dad?

Ahmad: Because they are greedy. Now, you tell your fairy god mother that your dad is right by doing what he did. Can your fairy god mother grant you wishes?

Son: Yes dad, she told me so. She even asked me to make a wish but I didn't know what to ask for.

Ahmad: Well, ask your fairy god mother to make all this pendatangs to dissapear. Okay son, time for bed. No more talking to make belief fairy god mothers okay. Good night son.

Son: Good night dad.

15 minutes later

Ahmad: SON, SON, where are you? Where are you. Huh, there you are. I am so worried, I thought, I'd never find you.

Son: Dad, where are we? Why are we here. I was talking to my fairy god mother and suddenly we here in a strange place.

Ahmad: Err, what were you talking to the fairy god mother?

Son: I told her, I wish all the pendatangs would be sent back to where they come from. Dad, is that Tun and Uncle Samy there selling roti? Dad is this India.

27 comments:

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

muahahhahahhahahaaaa...

how in the world did you come up with this piece??? really got me in stitches la dei...

if the son's wish had been granted, i'd be somewhere in south sulawesi by now....muahhahaha...

ahwin66 said...

aiseh..sume pendatang kene hambat balik ka??
kalo gitu bonda sy pun kene la hambat balik jugak..sebab nenek kami dulu asal dr kerinchi,indonesia..
dan saya sendiri pun akan di pos kesana sbb ade darah pendatang, la ye..
huhuhu..

pastu jgn lupa..hantar sume sekali,termasuk tempat yg bernama kerinci,abdullah hukum,kg jawa..etc etc,,itu semua PENDATANG dari indon..
huahuahuahua

fergie said...

Kutali .. from Shakespeare to fairy tale .. you very can la, Cikgu! You have me coming back every day for more!

Ydiana said...

Kah kah kah...!

Kata Tak Nak said...

Kerp,
If it comes true, I'd be in Taja Baja, District of Attock Pakistan

Kata Tak Nak said...

ahwin66,
Nak buat macam mana, itu lah nasib pendatang, orang tak mau.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Fergie,
Thanks, keep on coming.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Ydiana,
hee, hee, hee

MANTRA said...

Salam cikgu

I supposed after 15 minutes later, malaysia will be so peaceful.. most of us has the rojak blood in us...

Me, got the chinese + jawa, which country is better eh? i want to live in malaysia!!!

muteaudio said...

Chegu,
Yeah, I'm there too. Standing next to Tun & Uncle Samy selling my homemade Muruku.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Mantra,
Seriously, is there a better place than TANAH TUMPAHNYANYA DARAH KU?

Kata Tak Nak said...

Muteaudio,
Than maybe you could go up north and visit me across the border. There I am told they eat roti and bendi, all kinds of bendi, bendi rebus, bendi bakaq and everything bendi. My cousin who went to his father's homeland just next to my father's homeland told me that. As for me, I have never been there.

[zsazsa] said...

if there is a compilation on this i will buy :p.. can keep me amuse in the lrt..

me not really sure what pendatang am i.. but it must be somewhere surely.. i hope it is near a beach haha

Anonymous said...

eh like me cam na ah...dad ada indian n chinese...

Anonymous said...

Cikgu

Amazing you never run out of script.

Selamat berbuka puasa

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

You sure not that mamat bukit bendera from India? Maybe he's from the jungles of the New Guinea, never know, you know. But lol, this is a good one :)

Anonymous said...

Chegu,

I 'll be in a bad situation after that last wish.

Imagine living with Mahathir, Zainudin Maidin etc at Kerala.

Mydin Sultan

faridmw said...

salam.. selamat berpuasa.. moga kita diberkati selalu dgn ibadah yang kita lakukan

Kata Tak Nak said...

zsazsa,
Good idea, send us to the beach and all would be okay. Hope to see you there.

Kata Tak Nak said...

anonymous 18.34,
I asked the FGM and she said for those of Cinese Indian parentage they would be sent to Tibet

Kata Tak Nak said...

anonymous 19.42
Selamat Berpuka Puasa to you too

Kata Tak Nak said...

shah,
We have to check that out, who knows maybe Mahathir is actually from Zimbabwe?

Kata Tak Nak said...

anonymous 2.01,
Just your luck to be with those 2 there. Maybe you could apply for a chnage of descendant status?

Kata Tak Nak said...

Faridmw,
Selamat to you too.

PERTS MOTORSPORT CLUB said...

aiseh cikgu...if this really happened, i think i can't leave comment here anymore laaa....haha

fooart said...

damp fucking goodddddd

CK said...

hahaha.... u r good!!!

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