Thursday, 25 September 2008

This is freakin madness man.

There is this condominium in Batu Uban Penang that is designed like the Twin Tower complete with a sky bridge only not as tall. It looks nice and I hear people say that there are a few units left going for about 600K each.

Of course being only a teacher with so many obligations and loans to pay I couldn't afford to get one but thanks to the government of the day, I am finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel. Yes, my hard days are over and soon I would be able to get me one unit facing the sea.

I hear they say those units fronting the sea have a beautiful view of the Penang bridge especially at night when it is all lit up. From up there you could see the perennial jam ends at which part of the highway.

Maybe with a little bit of luck when the second bridge is up and operational, those living in this condo could also get a stunning view of that bridge too. Maybe they should name it the Bridge Condo.

Thanks to the gomen also I could not only afford to get me a unit, which I am going to get immediately tomorrow, I could also afford to aircond the whole unit and get me a jacuzzi if there isn't one already. If there is already one provided then I would get me another one and have it near my parking lot so on a hot day I don't have to go up. I can park my Mercedes, oh didn't I tell you that thanks to those angels in Putrajaya, I could also afford an E 200 Kompressor, and straight away jump into one.

I am already thinking of getting myself a 60" Plasma TV and a very expensive Home Theatre set to boot. The curtains would be the kinds that are controlled with a remote and the whole house would be computerised.

Oh, I can't wait. I have been working for about 32 years now and finally I get the chance to do something for myself. You got it right, I am going to pamper myself so much that you would think that I am sinning. Hey, give me a break man because its not always that you get the gomen giving you such opportunity.

In the evenings I am going to play tennis and after that take a dip in the pool and if I am lucky there would be some cute chicks in very skimpy bikinis taking a dip with me and occasionally if my luck goes further than mere lucky, I could see a nipple slip or two.

I'd have the whole house wired so that I could surf the net from any corner of the unit. Nope I am not going to carry the laptop wherever I go, instead I am going to have one at every possible corner, like in the kitchen, one in the bedroom, one at the balcony, one at the door, one on the Grand Concert Piano which I am going to order and maybe a few more here and there.

Its about 11.45 now and I can't wait for tomorrow to ink the dotted line of The S&P and hope that they would allow me in as soon as possible.

Goodbye teacher's quarters because I am moving up man. I am moving up into high society. Its no more apartment living. Its Condo time and the first thing I'd do is to throw myself a party, a real lavish one and why do you ask would I do that? It's because I have money. Thank you Putrajaya, and to think that all this time I have been unfair on you.

Hey sorry man, really, I was taken in by the opposition's sweet talk but not anymore. After what you have done, I am going to vote you in even after when I am dead like those other deads use to.

There's no football on tonight so I think I am going to retire early and dream of what I would do once I moved in.

Oh, sorry, fellas. I forgot to tell you the secret to my new found riches, the secret that is going to catapult me into high society. Actually it is not a secret you know. Tonight at 12.00 the price of petrol is going down by a whopping 10 sen a litre. Just imagine the savings. I mean this is unheard of anywhere in the world. A whopping 10 sens per litre.

I freaked out man when I heard the news. Just imagine what I could do besides the condo and Mercedes. Hmm, school holidays would be on soon, maybe a round the world trip is due?

32 comments:

Zubli Zainordin said...

Now we share the same secret to a dream comes true.

I wish, I can read your next post while you type it, neighbor!

10 sen!

Wow!!!

Anonymous said...

during the pmth pauh by election the goons put up posters of mr.badawi n mr.najib with the tagline" rakyat di hatiku"
hehehehhe, rakyat di hatiku? biar betul.nak kata apa cikgu.we can keep on writing about them but no action lah. bila nak bangun?

frankie said...

Satu kupang and it is big news of the day. What about inflation of 8.5%, that is lagi teruk. It means the whatever money left in our saving automatically shrink 8.5%. Means if you have RM1000 , check again, it is only worth RM915 today. If one were to earn RM2000 a month, it is only worth RM1830.00.

This is the legacy of Pak Lah's adminstration. Making already poor rakyat, even poorer.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

after numerous discussions, cabinet meetings, a long thought, it finally hits on them its high time to lessen rakyat's burden- by decreasing oil price to a WHOPPING 10sen!

better to continue our day-dreaming of catching a glimpse of a nipple or two.

ahwin66 said...

wah...tajam...tajam

zushhhhhhhhhh..tepat masuk jantong nihhhhhhhh..

pedas punya sindiran.
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.
.
....ade air tak?

Mr. Right said...

Aku cuma ingat awek pakai bikini nampak nipple je. Fuh...! Hahaha....

aravind said...

Pls book 2 units for me cikgu....I ada 2 kereta. My savings sure going to be higher! Itu jacuzzi st car park, I share with you..ok? Ha! Ha! Ha!

Bravo said...

Hahahahah satu kupang manyak busarr .Hari ini dalam sejarah!

PERTS MOTORSPORT CLUB said...

adoi....even the brochure we cannot afford la cikgu...haha....im also a teacher, my father was a teacher and my mother is also a teacher....in this case we have to share our pencen la....n then we duduk ramai2 there...mb 2 or 20 family in one big villa...hahaha....looking foward to skodeng those nipple...opsss...haha..

kikiEy said...

hee.

nice blog:]

PERTS MOTORSPORT CLUB said...

Sumber-Harakahdaily

Mengikut formula kerajaan ketika menaikkan harga minyak :

Harga Minyak Global 1 Tong = USD 92.70 (bersamaan dengan RM 319.82)
1 Tong bersamaan dengan 159 liter
Nilai Ringgit sekarang berbanding Dolar = RM 3.45
Harga satu liter > RM 319.82 / 159 liter = RM 2.01

Subsidi kerajaan = RM 0.30
Harga sepatutnya > RM 2.01 - RM 0.30 = RM 1.71 (harga sepatutnya)
Harga sekarang = RM 2.45 sen

Beza kerajaan tipu Rakyat Malaysia = RM 2.45 - RM 1.71 = RM 0.74 per liter.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Zubli,
Lets not dream, move over and be my neighbour.

Kata Tak Nak said...

anonymous,
Rakyat di hati ku, duit rakyat di poketku.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Frankie,
Yes, untuk mengurangkan beban rakyat. I don't know what goes around that dense head of theirs.

Kata Tak Nak said...

kerp,
Yeah but hope the nipple slip is not a dream la.

Kata Tak Nak said...

ahwin66,
Pedas macam mana pun semua dol ni tak kisah punya.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Mr. Right,
Jom la pi pool, mana tau ada ong.

Kata Tak Nak said...

aravind,
You can have the 2 units but the pool is mine.

Kata Tak Nak said...

bravo,
Dia report turun sekupang macam emas turun daripada langit.

Kata Tak Nak said...

perts,
Oh, teacher all the way la, you? Good. As for their formula, its bullshit formula la.

Kata Tak Nak said...

kikiey,
Thanx.

Zubli Zainordin said...

Yes cik gu.

I shall be there, just one more sposen, is enough for me to be your neighbor.

I guess the twinnies is really the pulling factor!

Kata Tak Nak said...

Zubli,
Yes, a freakin seposen more.
The twinnies are always attractions. Hope they are not the fatal type.

monsterball said...

You will save another RM3 per month...good enough to have fried rice with eggs and sambal balachan....for you and your wife...for one meal.
Be grateful....UMNO tells you.

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

I say, Old Chap, it seems I am as ever, a trifle too late in putting my comments here at your guest book. I presume, you would not mind I do so now eh? Do apologise though, for I had just returned from Paris and just prior to that, I was in New York. Oh, you know how excellently rich life is now, what, with the .10cents reduction in petrol price, almost anyone can go flying around the world at the whims and fancy, don't you?

Whilst on a stopover in Havana, I did manage to get you several cases of those marvelously hand-rolled Cuban Cigars, one which I distinctly remember you love so much. I am told that they do cost quite a bundle here, something like RM750 each. And that too, is on the lower end. But, I simply could not have bought such 'serf' brands for you, could I?

Soon as I freshen myself from my jetlag, what say both of us take a dip at the jacuzzi in Carcosa? I hear they use champagne instead of water there. Off course, the ladies there are dressed simply to our heart's content. Or, should I say eyes then? All the same, we could, if he is up to it, bring along that kerpie fella, you know?

ps. Oh! I do adore your entry here. For a while, I thought you were off your silly rockers exposing yourself to the world. But then I realise, it is I who is being silly not to do so.

(Cikgu, wishing you and your family a very early Selamat Menyambut Aidil Fitri. Memohon maaf di atas segala kesilapan atau terkasar bahasa yang ada.)

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

yes cikgu. i'm glad we only need luck, and not necessarily wealth, to catch glimpse of nip-slips!

heheheheheeee...mampos aku kalau Mrs KTN baca ni.

Kata Tak Nak said...

monty,
There's actually no savings with the high inflation. Take back the 10 sens and bring down inflation, I don't mind.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Shah,
What?You flew all over the world with that newly acquired wealth of yours, wine and dine with all the prominent dignitaries and their beautiful daughters may I add and all you could get me were handrolled Havanas?
I am extremely disappointed with you old chap. You would expect me to smoke anything costing under RM2000? How preposterous.
I was thinking that you'd get me some Tosai from the streets of Madras.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Kerp,
Don't worry, the Mrs, don't read my blog. Did you see that nip? Aaah what a life.

:: Aku :: said...

ahahha...

aku kaya...seposen tu BANYAKKKK...

Malaysian Joe said...

Chegu, for all the talk, I thought u struck toto 6/52 Mega Jackpot...

FYI chegu, we have to go on our knees and bow down to them in thanksgiving for their most gratituious act in the holy month of Ramadan.

10sen meant that they have been so gracious in granting us vast and untold riches.. a gift that only BN can give.. no one else could. I nearly fell off my chair when I saw the news... on my knees... kissing the ground and shedding streams of tears of untold joy..

Maverick SM said...

Congratulations for saving enough to get a great condo.

The 10sens did work wonders! ehehehe.

Anyway, I sincerely hope that after 3 decades you have enough to buy that dream home and cars and a great family. Syabas!

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri.

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