Saturday, 13 September 2008

The Dialogue

Hark, yee monster of the dark night.
Why doth thou appear and give me a fright?

Adei, macha, why you talk like that
This is 2008 la, Macbeth is long dead

Yee speaketh with a tongue so weird
Yet I could still comprehend thy word

Ayoyo, what's wrong with this fellow ah
Makes my job of of delivering this news so susah

Hear yee monster from hell
Why doth yee come, do tell

Actually ah Mr Pee Am sir
I come from heaven to ask you a favour

From the heavens thy say?
With tidings from the Gods? Oh pray.

Well actually you can call it like that
But the tiding I bring is kinda sad

No, no please go horrible monster
Sad tidings, no time have I to ponder

Actually ah my dear old man
God said you can no longer be the Pee AM

Why thy lieth thy horrible creature
My throne thy come to censure?

The God has seen your report card
You gave Him a stroke right from the start

Why, I rule with a just hand
My people are happy in this land.

Dei rascal happy you say?
Some don't even have a home to stay

No abode have those peasantry
Who chose not to join my party

I say common la Mr. Sleepy
You are not God, can't you see?

Beware thy tongue speaketh infamy
For a worthy ruler God seeyeth in me

Adei podah puluti kacang
If He hears you say this he'll cut your tongue

I will not, my throne, relinquish without a fight
Go now lest my Son In Law will slay you tonight

Actually your son in law has already run away
With your deputy, they absconded today

Oh no, Oh no what befalls me
The greatest ruler of the land of hadhari

I say, don't bow before me you nerd
Your reign is over haven't you heard?

Please monster we maketh a trade
The ISA goes but my throne I take?

Ayoyo, you all hear what he said?
With God also he wants to negotiate.

Monster, please send Him my plea
No more atrocity He shall see

Uh, uh times up la dei
Pack up and out the door that way


wun said...

Why is he so stubborn? I mean wouldn't it be better off for him to just rest and take that long nap he have always been craving? Is there so many things hiding in that dark closet of his (or his son-in-law)?

Send forth thy slayers for he hath been scorned...

Anonymous said...

The Imam of the Land of Hadhari is under a spell, he is a victim of sorcery.

In the holy month of Sha'aban, he(it) talked dirty sodom me.

In the noble month of Ramadhan Al Mubarak, it reincarnated into an ISA DEVIL.

Pak Lah descends from spiritually inspired forefathers and for over 30 years I respected him. He is not himself anymore.

The Enlightened One

Zawi said...

This is cute.

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Say, I pray that one day all government servants as well as private sector would stay away from work and businesses for days or weeks on a stretch in defiance.

frankie said...

It amazes me what the government is willing to do to cover up it's mistake. The way Syed Hamid trying to explain the rational of the arrest under ISA for the journalist, is he lying? ISA was used to protect the journalist? Put her in the lock up cell, left her sleeping on the cold cement floor as the best protection the police can provide? In the holy month of Ramadhan, such blatant lies with straight face delivered by Syed Hamid. I cringed with embarassment with every words that came from this guy's mouth. Why ISA? 18 hours of detention under ISA, no justification can explain such misuses of ISA on journalist.

Kata Tak Nak said...

He sleeps on the job, sins on the job
confucious 2008

Kata Tak Nak said...

Power is the root of many evils

Kata Tak Nak said...


Kata Tak Nak said...

Should the necessity comes, it will happen.

Kata Tak Nak said...

This people are actually possessed. Power corrupts them to the bones.

bayi said...

Methinks Macbeth is applauding from his grave!

Well written, Cikgu. I would like to revive the soothsayers from Julius Caesar to tell The Sleepy One to beware of not one but so many Brutuses in UMNO.

But it is written in the stars that fate will be done and Botak doth accompany him.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Before that I would like to carve KTN on Botak's head.


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