Tuesday, 16 September 2008

The Meeting

Samy: I say Datuk Seri Anwar ah? Wow you look really good la. I have been looking for you for so long la but couldn't get you la.

Anwar: Oh, Samy. You look okay yourself. Why have you been looking for me?

Samy: No la, DSAI, this Deepavali, come la to my house. I say so long already you didn't come to my house la. I miss the old times la. What you want? Tosai, with mutton? Don't worry I can get for you one, halal one hahahahaha, nice la to meet old friends.

Anwar: Yes, nice, nice. So what are you doing now that you are not a minister?

Samy: Nothing la DSAI. I just stay at home and do some gardening. This Dollah ah, very stubborn la. I tried to tell him don't kacau you, you nice man but he don't want to listen la.

Anwar: Yes ka? He don't one to listen to you? You do gardening only ka? You don't go out campaigning, like in Permatang Pauh?

Samy: Where got? I know they sure kalah one. Actually ah, you don't tell anybody ah, I was secretly campaigning for you by phone. I finish a lot of money la. I call every Indian voter there and ask them to vote for you.

Anwar: Wah like that ka? No wonder I got so many Indian votes. So now you and Kayveas friends already ka?

Samy: Chit no la. Hey don't tell anybody ah? Sometimes I will call his home and kacau him with prank calls la.

Anwar: You did like that ka Samy? Waa you never change la.

Samy: Some more you want to know ah? One time last month, I call the bomba to go to his house. I said got snake inside hahahahaha. I heard he was so angry with the bomba people la.

Anwar. Hahahahaha, you terrible la Samy. Okay la I have to go la.

Samy: I say DSAI don't forget to come to my house this Deepavali ah. Never mind, I send my driver to fetch you at six o'clock in the morning.

Anwar: Why so early? I'll try, I'll try.

Samy: Ah excuse me Datuk, you don't want to invite me for Raya ka?

Anwar: If you no malu means come la. Bring Kayveas along.


15 comments:

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Aah, the arse-kissing act! Been quite a while since we see one do it in earnest. Hopefully, it will be a thing of the past.

aravind said...

Salam Cikgu Nazir. Pls read ur e-mail that i sent you.
Im ur new "fan" now lah.
aravindan
Form 5A
BMHS 1973

Malaysian Joe said...

hahaha... spinning something eh?

hey... thanks for the pop in and the comment... appreciate it.. :). Been a fan of yours for a while but was a silent reader giving out loud guffaws after reading them.. :)

:: Aku :: said...

ehehehe...u really funny

Kata Tak Nak said...

Shah,
That would suddenly be evident when and if PR takes over. They would come licking

Kata Tak Nak said...

Aravind,
I say, how are you la dei. I have replied to you mail. Glad to hear from you again.

Kata Tak Nak said...

aku,
ehehe thanks.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Malaysian Joe.
I am happy that my posts could illicit a smile here and there. You Man U too?

fergie said...

Please la, Cikgu .. you want that semi-value to join PR???? You have been cheering everyone up with your hilarious articles .. so kind of you. I hope I get something to cheer about at 2.45am Thurs :)

Malaysian Joe said...

Not only MU.. but org tanjung gak!

Kata Tak Nak said...

Fergie,
Who knows maybe even earlier. Glad to have been of service. If if sincerely repents for his past misdeeds, why not. We must also be forgiving. Forgive but to forget susah sikit la.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Malaysian Joe,
Oh orang Tanjung jugak ka. That's a nice surprise. Who knows oneday we could meet up? maybe a Penang Bloggers Do?

Malaysian Joe said...

Sure... ermm.. u a cikgu?? :).

I am now living in KL.. cari makan la.. what to do.. .. and yeah.. no harm done we can meet up whether I go back or you guys come down here!

Bravo said...

Aiyoyoyo ... still shaking my head while my tummyyy paininnng with laffter .... hahahaha
Wahhhh so shiok la your blog , must come hali hali now ...
WE will win against Villareal and Chelsea this weekend ...
My_MU <<< my sign in at Man United

vasantarao appalasamy said...

hahaha... nice meeting..!

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