Thursday, 11 September 2008

Transformasi

Ahmad: Quick, quick, I got the break that I had wanted all this while. They finally gave me what I wanted, actually not exactly what I wanted but close enough.

Machai: What are you talking about boss? I don't quite get you?

Ahmad: When did you ever? Don't you see? Can't you remember what happened about a decade ago? The same month?

Machai: What boss, what? You know I am a little bit slow with riddles so could you .....

Ahmad: Oh, shut up. About 10 years ago, Madey got Anwar sacked from UMNO and then Anwar took to the streets. Look at him now. Now its my chance to do another 'Reformasi'. I was hoping they'd sack me, but a 3 year suspension is good enough. We take to the streets and one day I'd be a hero.

Machai: Are you sure that is a good idea boss?

Ahmad: You potong stim only la. If we do it properly of course it would work. Now all we need is a good battle cry. Anwar had Reformasi and Lawan Tetap Lawan, so what do you suggest our cry be?

Machai: I don't know boss. What about 'Transformasi' boss?

Ahmad: Why?

Machai: I don't know, just that it sounds nice and it has the 'formasi' thing and is quite close to Transformer which is a good movie.

Ahmad: Do you know what 'Transformasi' means?

Machai: No! You boss?

Ahmad: Beats the hell out of me but it sounds kind of nice. Now go gather all our men. We'll head to Mesjid Negara, just like Anwar did.

Machai: Err, boss, I have 15 men here right now, is that enough?

Ahmad: Hang gila ka? Where got enough. I need thousands, man, thousands.

Machai: Err, its going to cost you big time boss. Anwar could do it because they did it for free, but you boss, I don't think even your children would do it without payment.

Ahmad: Damn it, damn it. At last I got a chance and it is wasted just because I have fools like you around me. Call Mr. Chong and see if he could get me a few thousand men.

Machai: Mr. Chong boss? I thought he is a pendatang? Do you think he would help you after all that you have said about his race?

Ahmad: Yes, come to think of it, I kind of over did it with that pendatang thing. Come on man, think, think. What about the guy who tore up Tsu Koon's picture?

Machai: A thousand a day minus expenses boss.

Ahmad: Shit, all this people think is money. Err, do you think Ezam could spearhead my campaign for free? He's got experience?

Machai: I don't think you should even think of him boss. He promised Permatang Pauh and Perak and didn't even come close.

Ahmad: RPK?

Machai: Are you having a fever?

Ahmad: Look's like, I missed the boat. What do I do now? 3 years is a long time you know. People forget you in 3 years. What do I do?

Machai: Apologise?

12 comments:

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

muaahhhahhaha...good shit la this cikgu. ending dia power. straight to where it should have been in the first place. this fella is very defiant lah. beladi arrogant. dah kena suspend tannak mengaku lagi tu.

Zawi said...

Chegu,
He will be forgotten within a year. By then people will be busy watching other bigger wars being fought.

wun said...

"I have 9 buses wanting to come here, but I told them no..."

The words of Ahmad Ismail suggesting he had support. Haha as if!! Even Anwar's claim is more credible than that...

fergie said...

I agree with Kerp, Cikgu .. another great piece! Aiya, why people raving and ranting over this guy? So he said what he said .. empty words .. it was at a ceramah and maybe spurred on by the crowd he also got passionate. Don't you think we should just let it die off? I'm sure most if not all of us have said "nasty" things on the spur of the moment but not meant it BUT if we hurt someone's feelings I DO think an apology is in order.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Kerp,
The last word is actually the solution and it boggles my mind that he finds it that difficult to apologise. Who does he think he is?

Kata Tak Nak said...

Zawi,
I hope he would be forgotten sooner than that. This kind of problem stirrer don't deserve to be remembered.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Wun,
Yes, 9 bus all paid by him, even a substistance allowance and maybe a night out in Chow Kit is in the cards.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Fergie,
He did wrong so the least he could do is apologise.

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

On the contrary to Pak Zawi's comment, no, I don't think this guy will be forgotten within a year. More like...3 months?

PERTS MOTORSPORT CLUB said...

cikgu...this one also can be produce la....lol....brilliant ending....

Kata Tak Nak said...

Shah,
Looks like what I said is just about to become true. He is planning a road show now.

Kata Tak Nak said...

pert
The ending is the whole idea. Apologise, is it that difficult?

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