Ahmad: Hey son, who were you talking to?
Son: My fairy god mother.
Ahmad: How many times have I told you there is no such thing as a fairy god mother?
Son: I know, but there really is a fairy god-mother dad.
Ahmad: Okay, call her here now. I would like to talk to her.
Son: But she won't come dad. She said she doesn't want to meet you.
Ahmad: Did she tell you why?
Son: She said that you are a bad man. You betray your Chinese friends by calling them pendatangs.
Ahmad: You saw that news on tv didn't you?
Son: No, I didn't, the fairy god mother told me.
Ahmad: Well, you fairy god mother is wrong. She should thank me for calling the Chinese pendatangs.
Son: Why dad?
Ahmad: You see son, the Chinese are actually bad people. They come from another country and they want to chaste us out of this country.
Son: Why do they want to do that dad?
Ahmad: Because they are greedy. Now, you tell your fairy god mother that your dad is right by doing what he did. Can your fairy god mother grant you wishes?
Son: Yes dad, she told me so. She even asked me to make a wish but I didn't know what to ask for.
Ahmad: Well, ask your fairy god mother to make all this pendatangs to dissapear. Okay son, time for bed. No more talking to make belief fairy god mothers okay. Good night son.
Son: Good night dad.
Ahmad: SON, SON, where are you? Where are you. Huh, there you are. I am so worried, I thought, I'd never find you.
Son: Dad, where are we? Why are we here. I was talking to my fairy god mother and suddenly we here in a strange place.
Ahmad: Err, what were you talking to the fairy god mother?
Son: I told her, I wish all the pendatangs would be sent back to where they come from. Dad, is that Tun and Uncle Samy there selling roti? Dad is this India.
Son: My fairy god mother.
Ahmad: How many times have I told you there is no such thing as a fairy god mother?
Son: I know, but there really is a fairy god-mother dad.
Ahmad: Okay, call her here now. I would like to talk to her.
Son: But she won't come dad. She said she doesn't want to meet you.
Ahmad: Did she tell you why?
Son: She said that you are a bad man. You betray your Chinese friends by calling them pendatangs.
Ahmad: You saw that news on tv didn't you?
Son: No, I didn't, the fairy god mother told me.
Ahmad: Well, you fairy god mother is wrong. She should thank me for calling the Chinese pendatangs.
Son: Why dad?
Ahmad: You see son, the Chinese are actually bad people. They come from another country and they want to chaste us out of this country.
Son: Why do they want to do that dad?
Ahmad: Because they are greedy. Now, you tell your fairy god mother that your dad is right by doing what he did. Can your fairy god mother grant you wishes?
Son: Yes dad, she told me so. She even asked me to make a wish but I didn't know what to ask for.
Ahmad: Well, ask your fairy god mother to make all this pendatangs to dissapear. Okay son, time for bed. No more talking to make belief fairy god mothers okay. Good night son.
Son: Good night dad.
15 minutes later
Ahmad: SON, SON, where are you? Where are you. Huh, there you are. I am so worried, I thought, I'd never find you.
Son: Dad, where are we? Why are we here. I was talking to my fairy god mother and suddenly we here in a strange place.
Ahmad: Err, what were you talking to the fairy god mother?
Son: I told her, I wish all the pendatangs would be sent back to where they come from. Dad, is that Tun and Uncle Samy there selling roti? Dad is this India.
27 comments:
muahahhahahhahahaaaa...
how in the world did you come up with this piece??? really got me in stitches la dei...
if the son's wish had been granted, i'd be somewhere in south sulawesi by now....muahhahaha...
aiseh..sume pendatang kene hambat balik ka??
kalo gitu bonda sy pun kene la hambat balik jugak..sebab nenek kami dulu asal dr kerinchi,indonesia..
dan saya sendiri pun akan di pos kesana sbb ade darah pendatang, la ye..
huhuhu..
pastu jgn lupa..hantar sume sekali,termasuk tempat yg bernama kerinci,abdullah hukum,kg jawa..etc etc,,itu semua PENDATANG dari indon..
huahuahuahua
Kutali .. from Shakespeare to fairy tale .. you very can la, Cikgu! You have me coming back every day for more!
Kah kah kah...!
Kerp,
If it comes true, I'd be in Taja Baja, District of Attock Pakistan
ahwin66,
Nak buat macam mana, itu lah nasib pendatang, orang tak mau.
Fergie,
Thanks, keep on coming.
Ydiana,
hee, hee, hee
Salam cikgu
I supposed after 15 minutes later, malaysia will be so peaceful.. most of us has the rojak blood in us...
Me, got the chinese + jawa, which country is better eh? i want to live in malaysia!!!
Chegu,
Yeah, I'm there too. Standing next to Tun & Uncle Samy selling my homemade Muruku.
Mantra,
Seriously, is there a better place than TANAH TUMPAHNYANYA DARAH KU?
Muteaudio,
Than maybe you could go up north and visit me across the border. There I am told they eat roti and bendi, all kinds of bendi, bendi rebus, bendi bakaq and everything bendi. My cousin who went to his father's homeland just next to my father's homeland told me that. As for me, I have never been there.
if there is a compilation on this i will buy :p.. can keep me amuse in the lrt..
me not really sure what pendatang am i.. but it must be somewhere surely.. i hope it is near a beach haha
eh like me cam na ah...dad ada indian n chinese...
Cikgu
Amazing you never run out of script.
Selamat berbuka puasa
Salam Cikgu,
You sure not that mamat bukit bendera from India? Maybe he's from the jungles of the New Guinea, never know, you know. But lol, this is a good one :)
Chegu,
I 'll be in a bad situation after that last wish.
Imagine living with Mahathir, Zainudin Maidin etc at Kerala.
Mydin Sultan
salam.. selamat berpuasa.. moga kita diberkati selalu dgn ibadah yang kita lakukan
zsazsa,
Good idea, send us to the beach and all would be okay. Hope to see you there.
anonymous 18.34,
I asked the FGM and she said for those of Cinese Indian parentage they would be sent to Tibet
anonymous 19.42
Selamat Berpuka Puasa to you too
shah,
We have to check that out, who knows maybe Mahathir is actually from Zimbabwe?
anonymous 2.01,
Just your luck to be with those 2 there. Maybe you could apply for a chnage of descendant status?
Faridmw,
Selamat to you too.
aiseh cikgu...if this really happened, i think i can't leave comment here anymore laaa....haha
damp fucking goodddddd
hahaha.... u r good!!!
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