Man1: Hey really ka this shop got cheap BMW?
Man2: Betoi, I tell you, just last week my friend bought a Merc for very cheap.
Man1: Then how come not many people here? If really cheap one sure got plenty of people here what?
Man2: That is because, they don't have cheap cars everyday. When got then only they will advertise secretly.
Man1: So they told you today got la?
Man2: Yes, last night they called me, they say got good barang one.
Man1: How come they sell so chep one? The cars all stolen ka?
Man2: No la stolen one they send to Thailand or Singapore, this one accident one. If got accident car, they potong la. One potong in front, the other potong behind then they sambung la, but their workmanship very good one, no one can know the difference one.
Man1: I don't care one whether potong or sambung as long as I can get a BMW cheap. Come go in.
Man2: Hey, Ah Hong, got ah the one you called me last night?
Hong: Aiya Kassim, why you so late? I just sold that one la. Who this fellow with you?
Man2: My friend la. He wants to buy the BMW.
Hong: I say sorry la, sold already. Camry got la.
Man1: Good or not? New one ka?
Hong: Sure good one. We can give you guarantee some more.
Man1: Got grant or not? Nanti I want to do road tax kena sangkut pulak.
Hong: I say, kawan, cannot sangkut one. All kow tim already. JPJ and PUSPAKOM sudah makan one. Don't worry la.
Man1: I really wanted a BMW la but Camry also can la but must see first la.
Hong: Jom lets go.
Man1: Go where?
Man2: Go see the car la.
Man1: Why not here ka?
Hong: This car baru siap only, now they all polish so still in our workshop la, come I show you, you like, we arrange everything, 2 days can take already.
Man1: Okay lets go. Far ka?
Hong: About 2 hours la.
Man1: Waa, your workshop in the jungle ka?
Hong: Yes la, where can potong in the open? Here the Camry, you like or not?
Man1: Waa! Very nice ah. Hey Ah Hong, lorry also you potong ka?
Hong: Got, but this month no lorry.
Man1: That one, so long one, not lorry ka?
Man2: Yes la Ah Hong, that one there at the back?
Hong: Aiya that one ah, my mechanics made mistake so they send back la.
Man1: Make mistake, but you say sure okay one.
Hong: If car can la but this one submarine, first time we try, all okay already, but suddenly after delivery cannot dive, so they send back la. Rugi la this one.
Man1: Waaaaaaa! Submarine potong also got ka?
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