Sunday 29 July 2012

Awards Galore

Once upon a time, a long long time ago, Dollah Badawi was called the Flip-Flop Prime Minister for being notoriously fickle but even he couldn't beat this. Yes, the National Day Logo is being changed for something else.

What? National Day Logo? Changed? Just about a month before the event? Yes, yes, and yes. The million dollar question is Has this ever happened anywhere else in the world? Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, nope, can't think of any precedent being set anywhere else in the world.

Oh I see, this must be another one of those efforts to get ourselves into the Guinness Book of World Records famously initiated by Koyakutty, I can't remember, The Great. Well congratulations to the BN government. You have just got yourself into the Guinness Book of World Records in 4 categories.

Category One: The 1st government ever, to have changed their National Day Logo.

Category Two: The last government ever to have changed a National Day Logo.

Category 3 : The ONLY government to have ever changed a National Day Logo.

Category 4 : The stupidestest government ever to have sullied the Earth because it has to change it's National Day Logo.

Actually, the people at Guinness missed 4 more awards. The same accolades should also be given to the Information Minister. Sorry Rais no awards for you. I am sure you worked very hard for the nation to have been given such prestigious recognition.

At press time, the people at Guinness has just informed me that we are way ahead in the Worst National Day Theme Song Lyrics category. They told me that this category could only be finalised after the 31st of December but they strongly believe that we would win hands down.

How could I not be proud to be a Malaysian?

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