Tuesday, 1 July 2008

Aesop's Fables remix

Once upon a time in a land very-very far way there was a shepherd, a job very high up in the hierarchy of the village, who was angry that his assistant would imminently take over his prized position.

With the help of his sheep dogs he forcefully disguised his assistant as a wolf and started shouting "help, wolf, help, wolf, help help, wolf". The villagers ran to the field and saw the sheep dogs with a wolf lookalike. Many were puzzled that the wolf did not look like one and it was protesting that it was not a wolf.

With the help of some village elders whose demeanor were very questionable, the shepherd managed to get the assistant sentenced to jail.

As time passed by, a new shepherd from the same clan took over and was enjoying his position as shepherd. Then he realised that the same assistant who has since been released is still a menace to the his position of shepherd.

Realising that the threat was very real, he remembered the old trick played by the now retired, old, double by passed shepherd and decided to play the same trick. He got his sheep dogs many of whom were involved in the infamous old trick and they forcibly dressed the ousted assistant in sheep clothings and shouted "help wolf, help wolf, help, help, wolf".

After shouting themselves course, they found out that only a handful of villagers were gathered in front of them. The rest were not interested.

The Moral of the story: The second time try shouting, "help tiger" it may work.

26 comments:

Keang said...

wow, what a mixture of sheep, wolf and tiger...

yes you are right as crying "wolf" a second time doesn't work.

but do animals, except man, sodomise?

Kata Tak Nak said...

Keang,
Well I can answer that. No animal has made a report yet.

Ydiana said...

He he he..

This one is funnnny!

Don't be suprised he might shout 'Tiger' when this 'wolf trick' fails.

[zsazsa] said...

aiyo if suddenly say tiger susah lor... eh did u say it was wolf just now? hehe

MANTRA said...

Cikgu,

Repeated dramas are so predictable!

Come on YB Clowns, we need fresh plots.. If you need to copy the old drama make sure you copy it smart.. the audience are not 'bodoh'!!!

LaDy Dark said...

hi there... nice one :)

but, as i read somewhere in another person's blog (cant remember which- too much blog hopping today), we all have to remember that the third time they cried wolf, there really was a wolf...

p/s: my partner wrote something in tribute to ya on our page. be sure to ceck it out ya! cheers!

http://unpublishednotes.blogspot.com/

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

I would rather, especially if the person crying out is in the middle of the desert, to hear him cry 'Shark!' or 'Orca!'. Then, we would know he truly is off his marbles ;)

hantutelur said...

Either he was really buttfucked or he had a real big shit-head!

Zawi said...

Chegu,
I have a feeling that it is the shepherd's assistant that has been crying wolf and since the shepherd is known to be very sleepy all the time, he is always caught with his pants down. Every time he is awakened he has to say yes or no to a certain situation that he is barely aware of.

monsterball said...

Expect UMNO ministers to be so smart and wise.....like kata tak nak...we all will be living in paradise long long ago.
First time was forced entry...cooked up by a powerful dictator with balless BN parties...supporting it..or kept quiet..
Now...all those balless politicians are mostly.. voted out..all Malaysians know...not so easy to shoot a small hole without consent....especially.victim can move buttocks..to make it difficult for the shooter.What more.. shooting a bigger... stronger younger man..by a relatively...mush more older man...not stronger than the victim.
More than 90% believe in Anwar.
And if UMNO is smart....perhaps get a female UMNO member...like Zalina..filing a report...to support Saiful's claim.
That will be fun...to see those idiots going to great length...trying to fool Malaysians..over and over again...with their low class acts.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Yd,
If you read further down there is even a suggestion of, 'help shark', which I think is more apt.

Kata Tak Nak said...

zsazsa,
Hmm, I can't remember what I shouted. When was it? 26 June? No cannot, the wolf was not there? Okay change it to 27th June. No? okay make it sometime this century.

Kata Tak Nak said...

mantra,
Yes, repeated dramas are predictable but they are banking on this as an answer to accusations. They are saying, 'are we that stupid as to use the same charge'?

I say no you are not stupid, you are very stupid.

Kata Tak Nak said...

kady dark,
A third time? Please have pity on the people of Malaysia. Shoot us in the head, just don't bore us to death.

Kata Tak Nak said...

shah,
Hey when they get really desperate they would go like this, "help mosquito".

Kata Tak Nak said...

Hantu,
I tell you this, he wasn't buttfucked by the person he said, somebody else maybe. maybe Mahathir, he started it.

Kata Tak Nak said...

zawi,
Spot on Pak zawi, the assistant taking advantage of the boss's siesta.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Monty,
I want to see how many date change and place change this time. Any mattress or water-bed.

hantutelur said...

Che'gu, the facts/evidence overwhelming. If I am wrong, I promise not to post comments here anymore. That's how sure I am.

And Che'gu, though we differ in opinions, I would like us to remain friends. Same with everyone else here.

This could be my last comment.

Kata Tak Nak said...

hantu,
Please do comment, if I had offended you in my earlier comments on your comments, it could be the flu or the fever and I humbly apologised. Yes, we do differ and yes we are friends.

One think I would like to say though. Overwhelming evidence could be fabricated as they were the last time around. They shouldn't have resorted to dirty tactics the last time around to have any kind of credibility this time.

hantutelur said...

Thank you Che'gu for being sporting. I know fairly well I am subject to verbal abuse if I say something of a contradiction here, but I can take it no problem. It's so sad these things are happening in our beloved country that we can't differentiate facts from fiction anymore. I hope somehow, by the blessing of Allah, the REAL truth prevails, and we can all be guided to right path.

It's painful that we are all being taken for a ride (occasionally doggy-style) by politicians. We are supposed to feel safe and secure in this so-called peaceful country but it seems that we do need to watch our backs most of the time.

And Che'gu, it will be more painful if we find ourselves being betrayed by people whom we put our trust on.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Hantu,
I have been betrayed about 10 years ago by leaders whom I admired but turned out to devils.
Once I feel I am cheated it takes a lot to convince me. It does not mean that I will not accept reality but if reality means, I have to take the words of the government and the police per se then sorry.

Yes, it hurts when one is betrayed by those on whom one puts his trust in so that is why this skepticism on my part.

hantutelur said...

Che'gu, would it be disappointing to you if I say that... they are all the same?

Kata Tak Nak said...

Hantu,
That my friend is something that would NOT disappoint me at all. I am not that naive as to trust politicians fully. In this case we differ in who is the lesser of 2 evils.

Anonymous said...

Chegu, I agree with you. Tun Mahathis started it, then got Mathias to bark that Pak Lah did it. Dont underestimate this senile mamak. He'll try to ditch Pak Lah and Najib can have it. Anwar will be found guilty and stashed away again. If this mamak live longer, he'll ditch the Rulers and become President with Najib as PM. His friend, the Bosnian President Haris Salehdzjic (cant spell) has 3 PM's under him. He can have 3 PMs too. Malay, Chinese, Indian. he..he..

from another mamak.

Keang said...

read mathias chang's take on this and other related matters - pak lah's the wolf in sheep's clothings?

http://www.futurefastforward.com/component/content/article/162

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