Friday, 11 July 2008

Mirror Mirror On The Wall

Dep. Queen: Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all.

Mirror: Oh, god here she comes again. Of all the mirrors why must I be stuck with this witch?

Dep. Queen: Mirror. I know you are awake. You know what happens to mirrors if they were to suddenly fall a few floors down, don't you?

Mirror: Oh my fair queen, forgive me, er, I was stunned by your radiant beauty that I did not hear what you were saying. Please do forgive me.

Dep. Queen. Cut the sweet talk and tell me what I want to know.

Mirror: Er, hmm, it will be sunny till late afternoon but cloudy in the evening. At night there will be a thunderstorm. Minimum temperature is ....

Dep. Queen: You are doing it again. You are avoiding me again. The last time you did that was when the dep. king was having an affair with that court interpreter from a foreign land.

Mirror: How could I forget, that foreign beauty whom you turned to dog-meat. What a waste.

Dep. Queen: Thats what happens to anyone who wants to take my dep. king away from me.

Mirror: But you didn't do anything to that singer?

Dep. Queen
: I wasn't dep queen then and she was just too high profile. Is he having another affair?

Mirror: I heard he has been seeing a young boy lately. They have been meeting at his office and even here in your residence.

Dep. Queen
: Oh, that boy? Never mind him. Are you sure, there is no one else?

Mirror: Would a hungry crocodile rescue a drowning gnu?

Dep. Queen: Stop talking in riddles. Is there somebody else?

Mirror: As it is right now, I simply do not know. Too many of the dep king's knights are following him. They create a lot of distractions.

Dep. Queen: You better be right if you know what is good for you. Alright one more question. I am fed-up playing second fiddle to that ex-maid. When will I be queen?

Mirror: Didn't you read the papers? In about 2 years, I think?

Dep. Queen: If I were to believe that, why do I keep you? Look deep and tell me, when will I be queen?

Mirror: The question is not when, but would you ever be queen?

Dep Queen: WHAT? Are you doubting that I would be queen?

Mirror: Look, I am only saying what I see. I am not programmed to make up stories.

Dep. Queen: You mean I would not be queen?

Mirror: I am afraid so.

Dep Queen
: Why, how come, what happens?

Mirror: The dep King's life is in grave danger. If you are still with him, you would end up like him, blown to smitherins.

Mirror: Yes, I could see here that he would die a violent death with his wife.

Dep. Queen
: Oh, god. No, I don't want to die. I am too young and too beautiful to die. Wait a minute, you say he will be blown with his wife. If I get a divorce, and he remarries then it wouldn't be me right?

Mirror: Exactly and I suggest you do it fast because the picture I see is quite clear meaning it would happen quite soon, maybe in a year or so.

Dep. Queen
: Oh, thank you magic mirror for saving my life. I would ask him for a divorce the moment he gets home.

Mirror: You are so wise my dep. queen.

(after an hour)

Dep. King
: Anything to report?

Mirror: I finally manage to convince her to ask you for a divorce.

Dep. King
: You did? Why that's the best news I have heard in months.

13 comments:

[zsazsa] said...

halo you are back..

oh did not know that in snow white story the king talks to the mirror as well :D

if the queen wants power, nothing can stop her no? the queen: no death can do us apart power.. i just have to get a lot of bodyguards then.

Kata Tak Nak said...

zsazsa,
Actually the mirror belongs to the king to humour her while he goes out to humour himself. You are right about the bodyguards though.

fergie said...

Wah .. so fact come back ah, cikgu! All went well with whatever you had to do, I hope. Haha .. I like the part where the mirror said "stunned by your radiant beauty".

Anonymous said...

Salam che gu,

how are you now? Dah sihat?, take
care, dont look tooo much into
the mirror. Speaking of mirror,
how i wish we all had one which
let us see into our future.

Inderjeet kaur

Kata Tak Nak said...

fergie,
I just needed a break to get some school work done. Now everything is going on fine so back to writing.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Inderjeet,
How nice it would be to see what is waiting for you in the future. I wonder if we know, could we avoid it?

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

welcome back boss.

eh, but i dont quite get it la. anything to do with the most powerful woman in the country ke? she can forget about filing in snow white's shoe, she fits in perfectly as the 8th member of the 7 dwarfs...kihkihhhh

Kata Tak Nak said...

kerp,
Thats a gem, the 8th member of the 7 dwarfs fit her just nice.

acciaccatura said...

either that or join those with 'happy feets'. kihhkihh... saje nak ketawa macam kerp.

glad you are back chegu!

Kata Tak Nak said...

accia,
So I will also go kihkihkih.

Ydiana said...

Cikgu, you really have the gift of gab. You need not change!

(Even if you want to, do another blog, and maintain this one!)

:)

Kata Tak Nak said...

Ydiana,
Why, thank you for such a compliment. KTN will not be changed, I started with this blog.

monsterball said...

This moon face lady is a real smart in playing dirty politics.
He was cute...when young....now having consumed so much expensive herbs and health programs...all paid by APs side line income...end result..so ugly now.
Mirror is afraid of her....not Malaysians.
We are the conscience of the country..and denial sydrom is the disease of all UMNO ministers...past and present....to protect their rawhides....being canned by jailers.

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