Saturday, 5 July 2008

Rakyat-Friendly

Rakyat: Er, is the minister in?

Jaga: Yes sir he is in. Would you like to come in sir?

Rakyat: Yes, I have a complaint to make.

Jaga: Please sir, do come in. Just walk straight. The doors are never closed sir.

Minister: Come in, come in. Please have a sit. Would you like some coffee?

Rakyat: Yes please.

Minister: Would you like to urut? We have Russians, Chinese, Indians you name it we have it.

Rakyat: Oh thats nice, Mongolians please.

Minister: That we don't have. Somehow they are afraid of coming here. What about Nepal? They are good.

Rakyat: Okay, I'll give it a try. I should come to complain more often.

Minister: Now how can this humble minister help you? You know we are all here to serve the Malaysian people. Please tell me how I could be of service. Have you been robbed, cheated or sodomised, tell me, I can help you.

Rakyat: Actually ah, everyday on my way to work I will pass a coffee shop where a group of rowdies would always shout obscenities at me. It is really frightening you know.

Minister: Oh, no, poor fellow. You must be traumatized. Did they sodomise you? Does one of them look like this person in this photo?

Rakyat: No they did not sodomise me and none of them look like the ex DPM.

Minister: Come on, are you convinced that you were not sodomised? The way you walk suggests that you are in pain. Maybe you did not get a good look at the man. I am sure one of them looks like him.

Rakyat: Now look here, I come to make a report because I heard this batch of ministers are rakyat-friendly. I know who I saw and whether I was sodomised or not.

Minister: So you were not sodomised?

Rakyat: I am very sure of that.

Minister: Then why waste my time. Go report to the police la, bloody fool. Jaga! get this idiot out. Next time anybody comes, ask if he has been sodomised. If he said no, don't allow him in. Waste my time only.

8 comments:

akubetul.com said...

Only by 'sodomize' sahaja anda dibenarkan jumpa Timbalan Perdana Menteri di rumah rasmi beliau. Ermmm....

Lepas ni kita suruh Yusuf Haslam, Ahmad Idham, Afdlin Shauki, Yasmin Ahmad dan Prof. Razak bergabung buat filem untuk lawan drama yang dipentaskan oleh ahli politik kita.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Mr. Right.
Kalau orang Hollywood betoi2 tau cerita ni, depa berebut nak buat filem.
Dasyat sungguh drama dia.

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Aiyah! Ini matcam, gua punya uncle ada betut cakap ooh "Ilup susah, mau mati pun susah ooh!".

Kata Tak Nak said...

Shah,
Mati manyak sinang saja. Taloh itu see por muleh settle.

yw said...

calon pm terbaik?
yg sorg kene tuduh bom org
sorg lagi menyodom org
yg ade la ni kaki tido,menantu kontrol..
sape la lg ye yg layak? komen sket cikgu..ke kite ade calon cuma x terserlah lg?

monsterball said...

All corruptions..not important.
It is fucking backsides...that is most important.
Malaysia SUCKS!!

Mat Salo said...

Hancok Meshia nih. Ini Mentari aar, rakyat friendly or tonggeng friendly? Or ada susceptibility to main storan Pak? Memang laa Jeff Oii kata VMY ni Visa Meliwat Year. It's on everybody's mind these days. Saya rasa kalau check kat sebe-elebe KJ Yelly must be flying off the shelves by now. Semoa dok stim nak coba..

Kata Tak Nak said...

Mat Salo,
Yes, dah habih dah kot so kena tunggu new stock tapi harga naik la kalau stok baru.

But yang dok senyum la ni is kayjay la.

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