Thursday, 24 July 2008

All Perdana owners are bloody rich people.

Oh, oh, somebody is going to get into hot soup and I bet it is not going to be somebody very big.

Read this which I got here.

To those who are too lazy to go there below is the juicy part that I think could open up your eyes a bit, not that it is not already open but the sheer absurdity surely would.

Dalam satu senarai kos senggaraan yang dikeluarkan petang ini,
kereta Perdana V6 Executive yang pernah digunakan oleh bekas Menteri
Besar Terengganu, Datuk Seri Idris Jusoh mencatatkan kos tertinggi
senggaraan.


Dalam tempoh empat tahun antara 2004 dan 2008, kereta Idris disenggarakan dengan kos RM235,123.08.


Sementara itu, di Putrajaya, seorang lagi pegawai kanan BPR
menyifatkan ‘ada sesuatu yang tidak kena’ dengan kos penyenggaraan
kereta Proton Perdana V6 Executive kerajaan Terengganu itu.

How do you feel? Well I went dizzy for a while when I saw those figures. Considering those figures were quoted by BPR officers, it means that they are into it.

Now lets look into this objectively. Of course that Idris fellow is going to say, he just sent his car for maintenance and do not actually know how much is being charged. he would then say, maybe the Financial Controller would be able to help.

The Financial Controller would say that he signs hundreds of cheques a day and that all cheques sent to him have been vetted by officers from his departments against invoices sent to them and were found to be done according to procedures. He would say it is not the job of his officers to query to the amount. As long as all paper work is properly done, they would approve it.

The Financial Controller would then ask the BPR boys to see the Pegawai in charge of repairs and maintenance who probably is on leave for about a month. After the month's leave is over the Pegawai would come out with a story saying that, he only authorises repairs. He is not involved in setting up the price. He would go on to say that that kind of pricing is standard ever since he started working and so seeing that amount did not surprise him so he signed it.

The Pegawai would then ask the BPR to see the workshop concerned. Upon arrival at the workshop the BPR would learn that it has been closed and that the owner is now selling belacan in Zimbabwe.

The BPR would then go back to their boss and the conversation may might sound something like this,

Boss: What, you can't get an indictment? I have been reported in the papers and and tv that we would get to the bottom of this. If I were to say that we could not gather enough evidence, what do you think the people are going to say?

BPR: But really boss, the workshop is closed.

Boss: Do you know who it belongs too, doesn't matter if he is in Timbuktu or Lagos.

BPR: Yes, we have investigated and it belonged to an UMNO Bahagian bigshot's sister-in-law. Actually we think we know where she is hiding. Do you want us to get her?

Boss: Are crazy? Do you want me to lose my job? Now lets see, we can't get the MB or former MB, the PM would do a Saiful on me if we were to do it.

BPR: We can always frame the controller sir.

Boss: That is why you are only an officer and I am your boss. You talk through your arse. The controller knows too many shady deals involving many other bigshots. If we get him he would spill the beans and I would surely be transferred to the fisheries department in charge of buying ice blocks.

BPR: Then the Pegawai in charge of repairs?

Boss: He too knows too much. Talk to the driver. Tell him that we would charge him. I'll talk to the prosecutors to present a weak case and he would be acquitted. He would be suspended but his welfare be taken care of for life.

20 comments:

death to tyrant said...

aiyaaa.clever la you making that speculation on that made-up dialogue.haha.whatever it is,there's something fishy with the amount unleased by Idris cus it just too damn high.there are many question aroused when Idris makes such move to buy new cars.

why mercedes and not other kind of cars which also offer less expensive price and better quality as well?

why not the problems and price of the maintenance first being resolved with Proton?

why now and not the years before?

why not consult at first hand with the federal govt?

why buy now when the people are being asked to "jimat cermat"?

frankie said...

This is so obvious. Who has never heard about jack up prices? If Proton has issued a statement denying what is reported, what is stopping BPR from getting to the truth. It is a clear cut case made for novice officer in BPR to take care of. The signs are all there. Someone must have made a big cut from these excessive repairs.

It would be interesting to see how BPR conduct such clear cut case.

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

And when they can't get even the driver, the BPR will be asked to investigate the shady deals of the ice block buying where each block may cost a tonne of Tuna. Man, something really does smell fishy.

Anonymous said...

Cikgu, what do you the BPR to do? They are the Badan Penipu Rakyat.

Anonymous said...

Cikgu, what do you expect the BPR to do? They are the Badan Penipu Rakyat.

Ydiana said...

Cikgu

Hahaha..you did it again, bro. Must have a cystal ball with you, right.

But then again, you don't need a crystal ball for these goons, its just so predictable. In the end they'll declare there's no case at all.

aaa said...

Najib has 3 Mercs at home says T'ganu MB.


http://allenstae.blogspot.com/2008/07/najib-has-3-mercedes-at-home-says.html

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

hehehehehe...one does not need a crystal ball to predict what will come next. there could be either a convenient scapegoat or simply a non-issue at all.

Zawi said...

Chegu,
The repair cost alone could buy 2 brand new Perdanas. They should not repair the car but instead 'pakai buang' like disposable napkins.

Kata Tak Nak said...

death to tyrant,
It smells like rotten fish la. They are afraid that they would die if they use Protons.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Frankie,
They do not just jack up the price, they blow it up sky high. I wonder how much is the price the pay for a tyre.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Shah,
Yes, quality ice blocks for blokes.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Anonymous,
The government is also BPR, Badan Peliwat Rakyat.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Yd,
No, no crystal ball needed, they are open book.

Kata Tak Nak said...

aaa,
Couldn't get into that blog. I am not surpised. I would be surprised if its ONLY 3.

Kata Tak Nak said...

kerp,
with so many things going on, they will conveniently cold-storage this.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Pak Zawi,
Yes, each should be given 5 kancils each. They just dispose of those that they don't like without taking them for repairs.

Mat Salo said...

Bang..

Depa ni bagi kita membazir. But I suppose to them membazir is not a sin. Even though they're purported Muslims. Also rashua is not a sin. Apa lagi? Fitnah, mencela is not a sin. Hey, I don't make the rules. Ask THEM.

As for making them accountable? Po-rah! As long as you got Najeeb, Matt Tyson and Reme Thambu Cheek running around - then you know where this country is heading.

Even Kancil is not safe from abuse ...

monsterball said...

hahahaha...ikan bilis now telling buayas in K.L ..don't try to play play double standards . They have enough!
They even drove to Johore Baru...defying Dollah's orders.
Dollah asked for it...paying dirty politics..on Anwar. Now his own party members...do not respect him anymore.

hafiz said...

waaahahaha lawak la! what to do... the state government have a lot of money from petronas..hahaha hidop ahmad said! hidup melayuuuu!

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