Saturday, 12 July 2008

The Investigation

ACA: Did you or did you not do what Anwar said you did regarding his beating.

IGP: Nope, I did not.

ACA: That's good enough with me. You look innocent enough. You are innocent. Er, Mr. AG, did you do what Anwar ...

AG: I certainly did not.

ACA: I am convinced by your sincerity. I could feel it in your voice. Done, both of you are not guilty. No charges.

Press Statement

After weeks of exhaustive interrogation and days of energy and personnel sapping investigation, which sent the ACA to 175 countries and the interview of more than 1200 people, the Director General of The ACA has found both the IGP and AG to be innocent of the charges brought against them by Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim. The Director would also like to add that Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim would be charged for making a false report.


fergie said...

Hahaha cikgu .. you have just put down in black and white what, I am sure, is already a foregone conclusion. As for the previous article (extract from Rocky's blog), I can't imagine we have such heartless peoplecalling themselves Muslims. I have the utmost respect for the Islamic religion, to the extent that I think its teachings are of the highest calibre. We cannot blame the religion, it is the person who is to blame. Very sad indeed because some will associate the deeds with the religion.

Anonymous said...

salam chegu,
interrogation ka chegu? ntah-ntah pekena roti canai dengan teh tarik saja dalam tu.

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Re: Komen Accia.

Dok eh! Den dongar cerito orang, waktu interrogation tu, terdongar suara orang menjerit jerit! Mulo mulo, pegawai kek luar tu semua terpinga pinga dan kesiankan si - sapa nama duo tu? Maka depa panggil FRU dan pocahkan pintu untuk solamatkan...dan mendapati yang kek dalam tu tongah torpokik dan torlolong berkaraoke lagu carburtor dung tu ha! Siap ado pro lagi tu! Isk isk isk...cerito rekaan den lah!

Anonymous said...


Kata Tak Nak said...

I have always thought my students that every religion is beautiful but it is the followers that sully them.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Ntah, ntah depa dok pekena serabai kot?

Kata Tak Nak said...

samada depa dok nyanyi karaoke atau dok tengok rerun Euro 08

Kata Tak Nak said...

Thanks for the interesting link.

MANTRA said...

ACA: But the CCTV shows clearly... they were both of you.

IGP n AG: Thats bollywood... even hollywood loves twisted plot...

ACA: I am convinced again... thanks for making my life easier.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Yes u are very right. One thing about our police and ACA people, they are easily convinced. I think they could even do it thru the phone.

monsterball said...

Now I am going to protect the ACA!!
Just given full kat tak nak....already judge unfairly.
We all can fool around with so many UMNO's unreliable and sinful plans...but for Dollah giving full powers to ACA..with no AG interferences....that's the start of seeing some light and a dark tunnel.
I think Dollah is trying very hard to keep his promise to be "People's PM".....knowing majority UMNO ministers are still suffering from denial syndroms.
I have a feeling.he knows UMNO is gone case....but not gone..pulling him down..on faults made by Mahathir.
So lets give ACA sometime to deliver.
Just look at th whole bunch of Immigration staffs...from bottom...right to the top..all corrupted...hurled in and charged.
Can you ever imagine such actions...under Mahathir for 22 years?
So...lets get serious. Weeding out corruptions are getting better and better.
We can surely fuck all of them..with our next election......can't we?
And even ACA perform well...we all must fuck UMNO out of the government..and support only Dollah....can't we?

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

hehehehhehehe...brilliant la cikgu. short but sweet.


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