I wonder what would these people be if they had not gone into politics. Guess who they are..
1. He becomes a doctor but sadly is now behind bars. It seems that he was sued by 23 women for insisting on personally shaving their pubic hair for a sinus operation. A fighter plane and submarine fanatic.
2. A taxi driver without a permit. Tried to steal a few hundred permits and is now banished to Grik.
3. Currently serving time for share fraud. In prison, specialises in making paper fan shaped toupee.
4. A technician with a cctv distributor.
5. A counterfeiter cum part-time actress. Specialises in crying scenes. Started off forging APs.
6. Also in prison for passing himself off as a royalty to con tourists. Tried to run from the law by undergoing plastic surgery but ended up with a permanent swell in the lower lip.
7. Buys surat khabar lama. Did not finish school because stammers badly.
8. Works for an umbrella research company. Only has to talk to the umbrellas. Says, if you can't afford the umbrellas then don't buy them.
9. Also serving time in prison for trying to con an international cosmetic company. Claims that his tempe can make the skin fairer and raise the nose bridge.
10. Works for an international pharmaceuticals as a guinea pig for sleep disorder ailments. Can go for days without waking up.
For those who score full marks, a certain Mr. Rashid of SP&R will sponsor them to stand as candidates in the coming GE. He will donate 20000 votes. You have the choice to pick the constituency that you like.