PM: I know you would rather be in your respective constituencies but I call you all here because the feedbacks we got are not very encouraging. Let me be ruthlessly frank, it is very bad. Unless we do something drastic, we are not only going to lose the 2/3 majority, there is a realistic chance that we may lose.
Samy: Aiyo, DS, I am already having a big headache, don't joke la DS. I don't think this is a good time to joke la.
Rafidah: I scraped through nomination day by the skin of my teeth and am still peeing uncontrollably and you find it amusing to pull a prank on us ka? Bad timing la DS.
Najib: What? What?, What is it that is disturbing? Has it got to do with the Altantunya case? Where is my passport ah?
PM: Idiots! This is not a joke la. Am I laughing? Do I look like I am enjoying myself? We are in big trouble and we have to do something fast.
Shahidan: SB report ka DS?
PM: Yes, anyway, I was up all night, and you know I have never ever done that before, brainstorming with our think tank and they have come out with a suggestion that may work.
Samy: May, only ka DS?
PM: Yes, it could help us halt the slide.
Rafidah: Well, if that is the best solution, then just do it, why call us all here. We have work to do you know.
PM: Because it involves all of you la morons. That is why I call all of you here. I don't want Samy's toupee to fall off or you to suffer from your incontinence la Fidah when I make the announcement.
Nazri: Don't talk in riddles la DS, what suggestion? What announcement?
PM: The think tank feels that they have identified the main reason for the slide. To halt this dangerous slide, they feel that there we should give the voters a stimulus that could help swing the votes back.
OKT: This is a caretaker government, we can't give bonus now.
PM: Who is talking about bonus? Anyway, we don't have the money to give out bonuses. If we had don't you think I would have done so before dissolving the parliament?
KTK: What stimulus did they suggest?
PM: They said that this drastic, never attempted before, strategy could be our last chance to salvage any chance of outright victory.
Nazri: Please la DS, no more riddles, what is it?
PM: They asked me to go on live television today and announce an addendum to our manifesto.
OKT: Yes, la, I think our manifesto contains nothing new. It's the same as 2004. What is it that they want us to add DS?
PM: Our new Cabinet.
Samy: Before the elections? A cabinet announced even before the elections? I think that is a good idea. The people would know who the members of the cabinet are. They would be more confident. I think your think tank is brilliant la. I agree DS.
Rafidah: If it is only that, I don't think he would drag us away from our constituencies la Samy. I have a bad feeling about this.
KTK: Yes, me too.
PM: You should because none of you accept me is in the list.
Najib: Not even me ka? Where is my passport ah?
Rafidah: Samy, Samy, Samy, Samy, somebody call 911 please.