Pak Abu: Ali, why do you keep buying that coffee? Every time you drink it you complaint that it is bad but yet you keep buying it?
Pak Ali: I don't know la Abu. I am afraid to buy that other brand. The makers of my brand kept on telling me that that other brand is bad, so I am afraid.
Pak Abu: Are you sure, this time the brand you are buying is going to be any good?
Pak Ali: That's what they say la, but I doubt it.
Pak Abu: Why?
Pak Ali: Every time I buy, they say the same thing, but it never changes.
Pak Abu: Then change la, try and see.
Pak Ali: Takut la Abu, anyway, this brand got free gift, that one doesn't.
Pak Abu: Oh, free gift. Never mind la, if that makes you happy but please la, stop complaining next time. Its your choice. If you think the free gift is worth it, go ahead la.
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Ambik bila BN bagi, undi jangan bagi!
- Pak Abu
Salam Che'gu:
Pak Abu: Anyway what brand have you been using?
Pak Ali: In those days, I used the Cap Kapal Layar. During those times the coffee was nice and tolerable. I don't have headache back then. Then they rebrand the coffee into some dacing symbol. But over the years the taste had become so bitter and intolerable to me.
PAk Abu: Intolerable but you just can't change to a different brand ,right?
Pak Ali; Err....taku la mau tukar Abu.Tapi kopi dacing ni is making my headache worse. Now upon hearing the word dacing makes me want to puke.But....the dacing coffee maker said if eye change to a different brand I can get a heart attack.
PAk Abu: And you believe of what they said?
Pak Ali: Not really...but what if they are right?
Pak Abu: But that claim can only be a bussiness strategy on the dacing coffee part. It might be their propaganda so that you and others don't change brand.
Pak Ali: Hmm..you got a good point there....but does these new coffee brands have free gift? You see dacing coffee sometimes they give us free sugar pouch or free creamer packets.Sometimes just a paper cup. But I heard this time around they will give us coffee-mixer.
PAk Abu: just a packet of creamer and sugar? You stick to that for just those things.I do hope those free gift is worth your migraine attacks. And the coffee mixer...do you seriously think you can get that. The only people who will get the coffee mixer are the dacing brand agents,distributors and wholesellers.Not you or people like you.
You'll get the poster of the coffee mixer...and that is only a maybe.
Pak Ali: Ya ka??? But.....
he..hee..
la ni depa tak payah ada sachet asin-asin..depa tukag dah. Kadang-kadang, agen tibai kat depa, sachet creamer ka, gula kaa. Pembeli tak terima pun!
depa tengah duk campoq serbuk tongkat ali dengan ginseng la. Senang, bila minum ayaq tu, terus pakej masuk peghut. Kompom, lepas tu, nak lagi dan lagi.
huh! Macam-macam cara nak 'pegang' orang la nii.
Subtle innuendo on the NEP chegu? subtle indeed. I just dug at the Penang Lang in my latest posting.
Che'gu,
The Kelantanese change brand every 18 yrs. They nearly change brand in 2004 but luckily it didn't happen. They definitely will stick to the present brand this year as they find that the present brand didn't lie much about their content. Above all their coffee didn't put them to sleep which the other brand will do so as to allow them to rob you while you are asleep.
Salam Cikgu,
Cek baghu nak komen kemdian terbaca komen Pak Zawi...kopi bghand dacing buat oghang lain tidoq kata dia! lol! Cek setuju 100% lah! :)
i think some of us will switch brand because the new management sucks ass.
salam chegu,
eee...tak tahan tengok orang dia, hidup mengampu je kerja.
nak munt!
Bakaq,
If they come to my house and offer me money, I will surely take but then it is me who is going to vote not them.
Doc,
I paling benci bila orang kata, semua brand pun sama la. Kalau dia cikgu kita kata semua cikgu pun sama la balok saja, dia nak marah. We can generalise. Belum cuba belum tahu.
Paktam,
Oghang kita kena pandai, ambik saja apa depa bagi, biaq depa confident, lepaih tu tibai balik.
Zorro,
I am aiming this to the Malays. They must change their mindset.
Zawi,
Memang brand depa bukan saja bagi mengantok, dia jugak bagi perot boroi dan mulut capoi.
Shah,
Minum kopi depa dengan tempe mesti kulit jadi cerah, hidung jadi tinggi dan bank account melimpah ruah.
Kerp,
Hope enough would be switching brands to make a difference.
Salam Accia,
Mengampu tu kan salah stu prinsip utama Hadhari. I have seen so many of orang tak dak maruah macam ni. Betoi you kata, nak termuntah.
hi kata tak nak....Came back few day ago....spending few days at mountain village in Indonesia....and surprisingly..coffee plantations are seen everywhere.
Another place I went...they grow tobacco leaves.
I tell you.....Indonesia with 250 million populations...are well looked after by their government..than Malaysia.
Just 8 months ago...I was there....and now......showing taxis are mostly news now....so fast the improvements..especially from Thailand too.
With no titles...addressing each other as saudara...adek..abang...ibu and papak....they are more down to earth and sincere human beings.....and even the villages have heard about the smobbish Malays..which Indonesians take a dislike too.
I told them.....it's the government people........not the ordinary Malays that likes to show off.....and hope to clearify things to these simple folks.
There is no shortage of food...and everything is so cheap....except oil.
Although they depended on USA Govt.aids...there is actually no inflations in Indonesia. People are getting more and more work and happy.
Only people who travel all over South East Asia..no need the world...will know ..how lousy and corrputed ...our government is.
If your survey is accurate......UMNO and BN can all pack up and go to hell.
Yes....the opposition parties need a massive huge majority to fight odd phantom votes.
How else can you explain...UMNO guys uttering they will rule forever and ever?
I have neve4 heard any politician around the world talk like those UMNO braggarts....unless they know something....we voters don't know.
What is it? Phantom votes or confidence half past sixes created by Mahathir are still plent8iful to vote them in.
Remember Mahathir created the phase."half past sixes"???
This is his cunning art to blame others...before others blaming him...the real devil in UMNO.
Coffee? I've been a kopi lover all my life. But this time I'm not even going to bother changing brands, kasi robak abeh minum teh pulak. Problem is my tummy cannot stand teh. Nak semprot susah. Kegheh macam batu. Since depa performance (exception: Chua Soi Lek --mantep!) have been shit so far baguih balun hasil semprotan kat depa.
Some say best things in life are free. But Be Ends sez free with a catch. Next 5 years rakyat kena tarbi kek blakang sampai nabi tak mengaku umat. So I'm not gonna complain.
Now where's my free gift?
Monty,
So you have been over there for a break. Well good for you and welcome home to Malaysian politics. The land where dirty is clean and clean is frowned upon.
MS,
Dulu saya minum kopi tu, takut nak minum kopi lain tapi ingat2 semula kenapa nak bodoh. I am my own man. I make my own decision and no UMNO arsehole is going to trick me into believing that they are working for the people.
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