Tuesday 14 October 2008

What the doctor prescribes

Well, it does not matter to the MCA people that they are being made use of by Big Brother in BN. It doesn't matter that they are seen as sucking up to BB's randy dicks. It doesn't matter to them that BB wants them to ditch their race and be humble servants whose votes in Parliament would allow BB to do whatever he wants.

After the disastrous showing in March which stopped short of a total annihilation, one would have thought that these MCA buggers would call in the CSI unit from New York or Miami or Ijok to do an autopsy and advice them on their next move, but no, they would rather perform their own autopsy with BB's help and they conveniently found out that the Chinese community did not actually ditch them.

BB managed to persuade them to believe that the Chinese community was actualy teasing them at the polls and that things would be back to normal come the next election.

Heaving a sigh of relief that they are still relevant, they are back to their own self and this year sees a record number of candidates fighting for posts in their version of MKT.

What happens after their elections are over? Who wins and who loses does not matter much now. What matters most is where does the MCA go after this?

Oh yes, I heard they have been doing some serious vocal training, bringing in those who trained Pavarotti to sharpen their shrills so that they would finally be heard.

After 50 years they finally found out that their voices are not loud enough. Now they want to be loud so that BB would hear them. I believe they can be loud in their dressings, loud in their spendings and also loud in their extra-marital affairs but loud in their vocals is just not MCA.

So they believe that by being loud BB would hear them. Don't they know that BB could be louder? Hey BB controls the media and they could turn the volume knob to whatever level they want to and at any time they want to and if that is not good enough they still have a secret weapon in that guy from Bukit Bendera. Do they still think that they could be loud enough?

So why this scampering for posts in a party so ill that amongst the tools it carries is a jump-start cable for its heart. Yes, its heart too, like the Chinese community, likes to tease it by taking a complete rest once in a while.

What the MCA actually need is a heart transplant. Get rid of that errant heart it has and get a new one. A real heart that is serious when it does its job. Get rid of the heart that encourages it to hop beds, beat up rivals, stoop low, suck up and enrich its leaders.

To do that, it has to distance itself from BB, the further the better, then and only then would the Chinese community decide to stop teasing them.

14 comments:

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Seriously, I don't think even a transplant could help the any little brother in the BN at all. Off course, this is, just a second opinion from a 3rd party :)

Now, what I think would help those little brothers, is an age old thing called reincarnation. Off course, to achieve the desired effect, they need to die first.

Unknown said...

Shah,
I thought so too but I was trying to tell them in a subtle way to commit suicide. I wonder if they heard me? Do you think they heard me?

Anonymous said...

Ayaya serious vocal training not enough do they know that we have a new bollywood datuk who can seriously train them bollywood dancing oso man. That will definately be heard and seen. Bollywood Style.

cakapaje said...

Cikgu,

Between the shouting and screaming, the yodeling and the singing, the sound of table and chairs crashing, no, I don't think anyone of them heard you. We could, however, use c4 to grab their attention, and hasten their reincarnation process. Should we? :)

Unknown said...

anonymous,
Yes, Shah Rukh Khan, why didn't I think of that. Since he is a Malaysian Datuk so he must be of service.

Unknown said...

Shah,
Yes, C4 would surely hasten the reincarnation process but considering what they have done, I fear they would be reborn as dogs and hyenas.

cakapaje said...

Cikgu,

Lol! For them to be reincarnated as dogs or hyenas, that would certainly much more welcome. Simply, these little brothers are slightly better off than the sarkas big brothers they have. Now, since the SBB are a species worse off, I wonder what then they'll be reincarnated as? :)

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

y'know what sir, what i'd typically hear when talking to BB members is-

ko sokong la pembangkang. kalau umno lemah MCA akan bergabung dengan DAP dan tanah kita akan dirampas pendatang.

and i'd be thinking if i had missed something along the way, the Malay race does not belong solely to them...right? PAS and PKR are made up of malay majority.

err.......right?

Unknown said...

Kerpie,
The next time any of this UMNO idiot tell you that just ask them to do a simple maths. Yes, I know maths is not an UMNO man's forte except when it comes to counting money.

How many seats does MCA have? How many does DAP? Add both and you get less than 50. How many the non malay PKR? Add all those you hardly get 70. How could that make DAP and MCA control this country?

Pas and PKR are not stupid. DAP itself is not stupid. The PR's racial divide is to ensure that no one race controls enough to do the other one in and that is what I call mature politics, unlike UMNO's which I call bully politics.

tokasid said...

Salam che'gu:

Frankly,I don't think any sane heart surgeon would want to do a transplant on decaying and filthy body what more if there is linkage to a filthy BB.

As for reincarnation, these liitle brothers born as hyenas or bewak for that matter is giving them too much credits. They deserve to be reincarnated as dog's poo or pig's turd.

At at BB's house you hear so many giving promises and we all know all those promises are nothing but lies.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

ahh yes, i knew you'd provide me with intelligent asnwer i could come up the next time talking to these bunch. plus, PAS may not be a race-based party but they are made up of malays. just a cheap tactic to pull in the malays, especially the younger generation.

Mike said...

Chegu,

Did you read ABC (Aust.Broadcast.Corp.) two days ago?

TDM said that "Pak Lah should resign immediately now, because WE have a lot of work to do."

Dia nak jadi PM ka?

Unknown said...

Mike,
Dia takut something else terjadi. He is very afraid of the judiciary that is why anak dia kata judiciary reform is not a priority.

Unknown said...

Doc,
What about they be reborn as vaginas and penises.

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