Wednesday, 15 October 2008

Paintball anyone?

Yipee, I am rich, I am bloody rich and I am enjoying it. You know the condo that I said I wanted to buy? Well, I have cancelled the booking and am now looking for a penthouse instead.

Yes, I am going to be living in a penthouse and I am going to get myself affiliated with Penthouse Magazine and if I am not mistaken a certain Zubli is also going to get one. Aravind is going to get 2 and I really do not know how many Doc, Kerp and Shah Rir Khan is going to get.

Again I have to to thank this kind government of ours. Wow, a whopping 15 sen reduction. Do you know what that means? I can't start to imagine.

After getting myself the Penthouse, I am going to buy myself a Eurocopter, so that I could go anywhere I want with my entourage. My entourage would of course include the likes of Angelina Jolie, Daisy Reyes, Monica Belucci, Tara Spencer and Sarah Palin as my shoe girl.

Maybe I might even get me an Apache to play paintball with my new rich neighbours. You can't expect rich people to be at home watching tv can you?

I really can't say much lest someone out there decides to copy me so whatever it is thank you for the unbelievable 15 sen reduction. Err, the last time they reduced by 15 sen there was a by-election. Is there one coming? Is there anything happening that I don't know?

So all you rich bloggers, lets rejoice.

20 comments:

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Petrol prices reduced again? Yahoo! Now, what should I do with our new found wealth? I know!

Tomorrow, I'll get myself a Porsche Cayene, and start my solo KL-Beijing-Paris-Dakar expedition. Off course, when I said solo, I meant myself as the single male in a convoy of 15 transports all filled with ladies :)

Kata Tak Nak said...

While driving look behind, my luxury caravan is close by, driven by Sarah Palin of course while I would be busy you know what I mean.

:: Aku :: said...

Ahahah...

I'm rich now...I'm going back to Pakistan and buy whole land of Karachi...yeaaa

I also can start nominate myself to be the first Lady President of Pakistan and replace that stupid Asif Zadari

Why not Malaysia..?? Because I'm already rich...I want to expand my wealth overseas...

Kata Tak Nak said...

:aku:,
Pakistan, thats interesting because I was thinking of going there, Taja Baja in Attock to be exact, see my uncles and cousins there. Of course I would have to transit Angelina Jolie in Islamabad otherwise my uncles would make firewood of me.

Ydiana said...

Cikgu

I'd love to play paintball and hit hard, really hard on the head of these 'you know who' who thinks 15cents a litre should have the people crying with joy and thank them profusely. Preferbly with black paint or murky green that is weatherproof.

tokasid said...

Aku kaya..aku kaya....
Now, what should I do with the 15 donkeys I bought a few weeks ago? maybe I should ask these donkeys to join the UMNO election race.One for president one for Deputy president , one for Vice President, one for Ketua Wanita and another for Ketua Pemuda.

Maybe a few more of my donkeys can contest for the MCA posts too but I don't think any of the donkeys will get close to Sami Belu's Yem I See.

My condolences to my few petrol dealer friends who lost several thousand ringgit for the third time. One had a huge fuel stock( 6 days stock! ). Before Raya he lost about 10k, yesterday he lost almost 40k. Sabar lah bro...

AngeL BeaR said...

wud love to give some good headshots~

cakapaje said...

Alamak Cikgu, I won't be able to look behind lah - I'd be too busy not driving! ;)

Anonymous said...

Salam Che gu,

Apa che gu mimpi di siang hari ke?
Aduh! nak join sekali, boring kat
sini, very the happening lah di
malaysia ini.

inderjeet

Kata Tak Nak said...

ydiana,
To tell you the truth, I have never played paintball before.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Doc,
Yeah but they made a killing when the price was jacked 70+ sens.

Save some of your donkeys for the post of AG, IGP and SPR Chairman.

Kata Tak Nak said...

angel,
Welcome. Actually I would only play with an Apache. I'd paint Putrajaya Green and blue and red.

Kata Tak Nak said...

shah,
So it was your Porshe I saw without the driver. Hmm, my imagination is running wild.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Inerjeet.
Memang in Malaysia, very the happening one. Nanti when I save enough from the low fuel price I would buy Indonesia and make you Governor of anywhere you like.

Zubli Zainordin said...

Neighbor!

I am always with you.

We can play Combat. I am getting a Eurocopter myself.

Someone in the office send me SMS. I am delighted. Ada special price (wink!)

Thanks to the kind 15 sen leaders in the government. I like em.

Penthouse? I prefer to get 1 and a half. The half is reserved for one of your shoe girls, should she prefers to have a drink sometimes with me.

I mean, my shoes should also shine like yours. Yes? Thanks. And you have picked nothing less than the best. Wow!

About appearing in the Penthouse Magazine, err, shall we be required to appear front page, emmm, naked?

Please do tell me. Some of the girls are inquiring. I told them, I shall asked first the experienced Cik Gu.

Then, how can we say, Tak Nak..?

Kata Tak Nak said...

Zubli,
About the Penthouse thing, actually a certain Datin Sri asked if I could appear in the flesh, cover. I said I 's be willing as long as she is at least 2000km away.
Must go get minyak lintah to urut.

Zubli Zainordin said...

10 sen, 15 sen, 15 sen.

Okay Cik gu...

I have more than enough. So, for our Penthouse enjoyment later.

You get yourself a good minyak lintah 5 star spa and massage.

I shall be flying this Datin Seri about 2000 km away.

Thanks to the gomen, Eurocopter! I have the keys, while no one wants to test fly it.

Will you be adding more shoe girls amongst the locals.

Coz, you know the man you envy and especially the Beautiful Grandfather bit...

Let the Misai KM in hot soup.

Soon, we are together enjoying more than soup. Yeah, shoes and up to the neck up!!!

Anonymous said...

only knew about the BIG reduction this morning but what the heck lah cikgu.harga barang ada turun kah? and the bloddy B guy who runs the show in bolehland says its not the half past 6 cabinet responsibilty to see to a reduction in our harga barang.NI itu konsumer punya dan rakyat punya kerja the B guy said over the news.Adus! apa punya cerdik pandai ni! lebih baik makan vadai kat kedai muthusamy chettiar.Sheeesh!

Anonymous said...

only knew about the BIG reduction this morning but what the heck lah cikgu.harga barang ada turun kah? and the bloddy B guy who runs the show in bolehland says its not the half past 6 cabinet responsibilty to see to a reduction in our harga barang.NI itu konsumer punya dan rakyat punya kerja the B guy said over the news.Adus! apa punya cerdik pandai ni! lebih baik makan vadai kat kedai muthusamy chettiar.Sheeesh!

AngeL BeaR said...

betul betul...harga minyak turun pun harga barang tidak akan turun punya......~~~ this i totally agree!!

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