Tuesday, 21 October 2008

The Delegation

Ah Keat: Is everything ready?

Ah Lek: I have checked, everything is in place. What time are we going?

Ah Keat: I also don't know, let me ask Ah Ting. Er, Ah Ting, what time can we go?

Ah Ting: You got everything ready ka? You better not miss anything. This is a very important ritual. We do it after every general assembly, that is why we are still around until now.

Ah Keat: I have checked 10 times already.

Ah Ting: Aiya, your tie, its not properly done la.

Ah Lek: Mine how? Okay ka?

Ah Ting: Yours okay.

Ah Lek: Why are you smiling?

Ah Ting: No la, every time I see you I always see you without clothes la.

Ah Ting
: Don't start ah. That one over already.

Ah Keat: Why so difficult one?

Ah Ting: This is tradition la. When you see the PM, give him my regards okay?

Ah Keat: This is very shameful la. Why we all must still give Bunga Emas to UMNO?

Ah Ting: Cari makan maa!


tokasid said...

Ah Keat: But Ah Ting ah! I cannot understand one thing laa...

Ah TIng: What maa...????

Ah Keat: You see laa...that Palah,he already what to resign one, now also like to power anymore.So must go anf kowtow to him one maa?

Ah Lik: Haiya..Ah Keat ahh...you still young one maa...you see aaa...in M-NO it doesn't matter got power or not one. As long as stay at top position ah, you got real powwer also can.You want to sleep all the time also can. M-NO member no kisah one maa...As long as you top man hah, they respect you one.

Ak Keat: Okay, now I understand one maa...but when that Palah no more president and PM hah, must we go and kowtow to their new president one or not?

Ah Ting: Hey! Must go one....

Ah Keat: Haiya! If like that must give bunga Emas twice maa! Rugi lor...

Ak Lik: Ah Keat you don't worry one. We give 2 times bunga Emas lor....but we get 20 time pokok Emas ....

Mat Salo said...

WHERE did you get all these ideas Chegu? Ha ha. Oh.. I see. Just take a look at our politicians, especially the kind from National Front. Plenty of humor to mine form these jokers. But where you see humor, I see bengap-ness. We laugh at them but are they also laughing at us, the rakyat yang so gullible? Hmmm.

Eskapisminda said...

Salam Cikgu, good one there! :D

Betul juga komen Mat Salo tu. The politicians are probably laughing at us too, the gullible rakyats. (cuma mungkin ketawanya sekarang berhati2 & bertakut2)

Anonymous said...

Like this dialogue laa...

Ah Ting: No la, every time I see you I always see you without clothes la.

ahahaha...poor Ah Lek aa, every time I hear everyone calling calling your name hah, I wonder how you looks like without clothes laa...no time to watch your superb clip lar...very bz loo

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Hehe...now still Bunga Emas ar? Shows how antiquated all the parties in BN really are...good one! :)

monsterball said...

OKT.."Or Kui Tow"..meaning pimp..in hokkien..is gone with brother.
Pariah Dog..Ling Dynasty..FINISHED!

Kata Tak Nak said...

Aya 20 times only ka? They all got 200 times la.

Kata Tak Nak said...

As long as they do what they are doing there will always be plenty of stuff to write.
They can laugh as much as they want, we laugh back at them.

Kata Tak Nak said...

biar dia ketawa. He who laughs last laughs the loudest.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Aiya ah ting, you didn't see my vcd ka? Box office lo.

Kata Tak Nak said...

They may dress contemporary but they have cincalok for brains la.

Kata Tak Nak said...

I learn something new today, Or Kui Tow.


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