Friday, 10 October 2008

This is shameful

Secretary: What the hell is happening to this party? This is no l0onger the party that I helped build.

DP: What do you mean? I don't understand you.

Secretary: There is a rot in this party and the rot is deteriorating really fast. It is now shameful for me to say that I am a member of a once proud party.

DP: Yes, yes, I know you are angry at something but I wouldn't be able to join you if I don't know what the hell are you mad about?

Secretary: Please, please let me compose myself. Its just that I hurt so much inside at what has become to my party. This was not the case the last time we had an election?

DP: I am warning you. If you don't let my know what the f@*k you are talking about, I would recommend that we get a new secretary.

Secretary: Sorry for the outburst. Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know that they are offering 10K for a vote for president and 5K for VP, DPs are going for 3K and MKT members 2K.

DP: Come on, you mean to tell me that you are upset about this? I know for a fact that when you were going for DP the amount was quite definitely much more. I mean this is our culture so what's the big deal?

Secretary: Exactly. This is our culture. Yes, during my time the damage was much higher, that is why I am sad. They are willing to sell themselves for pittance nowadays. Where is their pride? They have demeaned the party. A presidential vote costs only 10K. Are we that cheap?

DP: Er, er, slow down, slow down. I think I know what you want to say but at the same time I am confused.

Secretary: Look, our party is getting cheap. What would people say if they know that the rates have gone down? Where do we put our faces. Why can't they make a presidential bribe at least 50K? Hey, where is our pride.

DP: You mean, you are pissed because the rates have gone down?

Secretary: Exactly, I am willing to triple the amount. Not because I want the VP post but because I want to bring back our pride. I am thinking of getting to get the Disciplinary Committee to set a standard rate lest we be labeled as cheapskates.

Thank you Kerpov. Got this idea while reading your latest post.


Anonymous said...

hahaha, a nice one!!!

Zubli Zainordin said...

Yes! Cik gu. I agree with you.

That this party better join the cheapskates parly.

Because it is a cultural pride.

I remember, I use to be offered 250K, just for being an observer.

President, need to ask, because most should know just by looking at the houses of the Ketua Cawangan!

Estrelita Soliano Grosse said...

Another worthy piece of work!

Admire your creativity and consistency!

Don't stop!!!!!

wun said...

Pride is at stake...they should consider giving away Mercedes E200 to be in line with some of the more extravagant UMNO people..10K? Can't even use that to send Perdana Executive for servicing..

Kerp (Ph.D) said... worries boss. in fact, i was inspired by your recent posting that got me thinking of doing my latest.

just to add a bit. this one party seems to be more about money and positions than anything else.

tokasid said...

DP: Just look at it this way okay....we just reduced the fuel price right? So I think its fair that the election angpau is also reduced.

Kata Tak Nak said...


Kata Tak Nak said...

I mean how could they call themselves Tuan if their bribes are pittance.

Kata Tak Nak said...

You have got a nice blog yourself, full of love.

Kata Tak Nak said...

You are giving the voters ideas.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Yes, no money no talk.

Kata Tak Nak said...

No wonder the delegates are angry that the price of fuel has gone down.

Zubli Zainordin said...

Yes, Cik Gu, you are wise indeed.

I suggest all UMNO leaders call me Tuan.

Imagine, Observer...250K offered. I could demand more.

I suggest they also call you Tuan Gur...

Then, they might confused you with Nik Aziz.

What shall they call You Cik Gu?

Any Suggestion?


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