Wednesday, 15 October 2008

Kerpov's tag.

I thought I could escape Kerpov's tag on the 15 things about oneself. I pretended that nothing happened but then I made the mistake of visiting Doc and Shah's blogs a little too soon.
Both were sporting enough to comply and I was feeling fucking guilty that I let my good friend down and so to make amends I am going to make it 16.

I'll try to give infos never before revealed about me but than there is nothing much about me really so some of the infos or Dalils as Shah and Doc like to call them may not be new after all.

1. Male, born in Tanah Liat Bukit Mertajam in 1956, the year of the monkey and moved to Taman Sentosa in 1964, went to Maktab Perguruan Kinta in 1975-76, Kelantan as 1st posting from 1977 - 1981, SMK Mak Mandin Butterworth, 1982 - 1987, did my Dip in ESL in UM in 1983/84, SM Rendah BM 1988, SMK Berapit BM, 1989 to mid 1993, USM (BA Hons English Language and Literature Studies) 1993/1996, SMK Datuk Hj Mohd Nor Ahmad 1996 to Oct 2004, 3 years as Penolong Kanan Pentadbiran but kicked out because like to lawan towkay, 2 months in Unit Penilaian dan Peperiksaan JPN Penang and kicked out again because lawan towkay again. December 2004 to March 2005 as Penolong Kanan Kokurikulum but sent in resignation letter saying I don't want the post and sent to SMK Sungai Nibong in March 2005 till now.

2. Do you know that I took part in the Kejohanan Olahraga Amatur Negeri Kelantan in 1978 in the shot putt representing Pasir Puteh and was knocked out in the qualifying round.

3. Play the guitar fairly well and use to sing in my younger years. Like to jam in pubs. Appeared on same stage representing the school band together with the Alleycats and my late brother's band, the Rockers. Sang on Rediffusion once, RTM Ipoh once and RTM KB once.

4. Fairly good swimmer in my younger days but must go slow to complete a lap nowadays because I carry 106kg of tissue, bones and blubber.

5. Only became an UMNO member member in 1987. Held the post of Setiausaha Pemuda Cawangan Taman Selamat. Quit UMNO in 1998 and now wants to destroy it.

6. Had a girlfriend for 5 long years but ended up marrying my father's choice, who is my cousin and has not regretted it at all.

7. I was chased out of my English Literature class in form 5 because I did not bring my Macbeth a form 4 textbook. Worked fucking hard in the subject at home and ended up getting the English Lit prize and the teacher refused to even smile at me since I proved that I don't need her to excell.

8. Had a total of 6 motorbike accidents, 1 in BM, 3 in Ipoh, 1 in Taman Tun and 1 in Kelantan and 1 bad car accident. 2 of the motorbike accidents were quite bad and the car accident scared the shit out of me.

9. Sent to detention class twice in my 11 years in school. Once in standard 3 for not attending extra-curricular activities and once more in form 5 for giving my science teacher a hard time. Actually it was not as bad as it sound but the teacher was a real sissy. He threw a chalk at me and I threw it back at him.

10. A Manchester United fan since primary school. Hates Liverpool the most. I don't mind if Arsenal or Chelsea gets the crown but definitely not Liverpool. Some of my favourite non Man U players are Ricardo Villo, Oswaldo Ardilles, Paul Gascoigne, Shaun Wright Phillips, Robinho, James the goalie, and a few more whom I can't remember off hand. The players whose legs I wish to see broken are all Liverpool players especially Gerrard, Fabregas and Van Persie of Arsenal and Chelsea's Terry, Ballack and lampard.

11. My first car was an Alpine Chrysler given to me by my second brother who took it back to give to a cousin to handle his business in KL and this cousin crashed the car, total lost. Next an Opel Manta, given by my late brother who then gave it to someone else. Bought my 1st car, a Proton Saga Aeroback 1.3, then a Proton Saga 1.5 saloon, a Proton Saga 1.5I. Sold the car when admitted into USM. After graduating bought a used Proton Saga 1.5 saloon for a month before changing to my biggest mistake a Proton Tiara and used it for about 5 years. Then bought a used Wira 1.5 saloon, changed it for a used Wira 1.6 Aeroback Milleneum Edition before buying my present car a new Wira Aeroback 1.5 in 2005.

12. I am very lousy in drawings. Art is a difficult subject to fail and I am honoured to be amongst the few who failed art at the LCE level.

13. Likes to change handphones. None of my handphones are used for a year. There was a year where I changed handphones 3 times in a year much to my wife's displeasure and I don't blame her actually. Now salivating for an OMNIA which I think I will get before year's end.

14. Circumsised at the tender age of 4 by a mudim kampong without any aneasthetics. Had to sit on the batang pisang. Got a toy gun as reward.

15. A heavy smoker. Smokes between 35 to 40 sticks of Winston a day.

Bonus Dalil.

I admit to having an extra-marital affair once. Only once and it was good while it lasted. It started when I was in the Space Shuttle Flight to Mars to get some antidote for Pak Lah's sleeping problems. Angelina Jolie who was also in the same mission had the hots for me. My only guess is that she was attracted to my overly sexy bloated stomach. Anyway we did not do it in the shuttle but rather behind some Martian rocks. My advice to any men who would like to have a fling is to do it here on Earth. The Space Suit makes it difficult. Anyway, I have since not answered all her calls. and those from Aishwarya Rai too.

27 comments:

steest said...

Now I know why I follow your blog. It is just great reading. Truly enjoyable.

By the way, my sister is married to Shun, the lead guitarist of the Alley Cats. He has retired already.

But what a small world. I'll tell him when I next speak to him all about you.

I really enjoyed this blog very, very much.

Cheers!!!

Kata Tak Nak said...

Steest aka estralita,
I don't thing he could remember me. The time I sang at Rediffusion, the music was provided by The Freeloaders lead by Hamid Khan. Shun stood in that day on lead guitar.
Glad that you liked it.

Anonymous said...

the joy of reading and leaving a smile on my face.splendid job my dear cikgu.salute!

Kata Tak Nak said...

anonymous,
Thank you so much. You are so kind. May God bless you with a night with Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt whichever your preference may be.

Anonymous said...

Angelina jolie bliss lah cikgu but apa pulak dengan brad pitt ni cikgu? very unkind lah cikgu.kasi lah monica belluci.

Kata Tak Nak said...

anonymous,
Don't tell anybody ah, Monica is with me right now.

PERTS MOTORSPORT CLUB said...

cikgu...you tell us your sexy2 life line....it's great....hahahaha.....i can say your blog is on top of my list....period....give us more reason to smile.....keep it up cikgu....yayyyy....

Eskapisminda said...

Dear Cikgu, oh my god...i love dalil no 16! behind martian rocks with a space suit ....who would've thought of that kind of costume play! SO nakal in school and now too aa!! But sure garang bila dah jadik cikgu aka 'jangan main trick dengan aku, semua aku tauu!' ;)

zuarrr said...

bonus dalil:


chaiiiitttt!!!!!!
bersungguh aku bace.. terkene aku!!!!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

cikgu, sir!

For some reason, I know I can count on you guys, esp you, shah and our beloved Doctor.

3. yea, I remember you told us once of your late brother’s involvement in music. In return, I told you about my dad’s stint with a band called the Zeds, fronted by azean erdawaty.

5. the last bit goes without saying…muahahha…

8. only experience once. And quite a knock it was.

9. only twice? Muahahahaha…

10. now where should I begin. Hehehe…ok since this is your blog I’ll skip the leg breaking part. A manU player me and some gooners would have loved to sign was Scholes during his peak.

Awesome la cikgu. Now that we’ve learned more about yourself, time to meet up, and I hope it would be very soon!

aravind said...

Nazir, were u the 1 of the 3 singing "some people say, my love cannot be true!" during the concert at BMHS, the other 2 being Hari and Jalil? In 1973?

Kata Tak Nak said...

Kerp,
Thanx again, you are most kind. Okay a night out with Monica as prize for being kind.

Kata Tak Nak said...

eskapisminda,
I have gone over to your blog and you are an interesting person yourself.

Yes, behind Martian rocks is not a nice place and the bugs there are more dangerous.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Zarr,
Yang bomus tu la yang orang nak.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Kerpov,
Sorry if the tag is a bit late but like they say, better late than never.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Aravind,
I can't remember performing a trio with them but we did perform a quartet at Penang Chinese Girl High School if I am not mistaken with Farid as the other singer.

Fauziah Ismail said...

Salam KTK
My first time commenting but have been reading your postings.
I'm seriously looking at the OMNIA too only to be told to hang on for Sony's Xpedia.

Zawi said...

Cikgu,
Nothing more to add to what others have said. Splendid job.

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

That dalil bonus, wow! No wonder the martians went extinct! Hmm...think we can send all the Sarkas there, saying it is a mission to save ketuanan Melayu, and that they will always be remembered like the moon rock which sits quietly in our Museum Negara :)

Mr. Right said...

Boleh pass no tepon Angelina Jolie tak?

Kata Tak Nak said...

Fauziah,
Yes, I have read the Sonny E Xpedia and it looks like a nice one. Decisions, decisions.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Shah,
Save the Melayus. Send their leaders to mars.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Mr. Right,

Got to ask her first but Rafidah Aziz punya ada la.

:: Aku :: said...

waaa...u really a "kekasih awal dan akhir" laa cikgu...since u first bought urself a car, u mmg stick on only one...PROTON ahahha...ada dpt duit kopi kaa cikgu..??

anyway...u mmg kelakar laa dari dulu sampai skrang...

one question...how's ur ex-gf bila u agreed to follow ur father's choice to marry ur cousin..??

org umah..jgn marah aa...tanya je

Kata Tak Nak said...

:Aku:
Simple, Protons are cheap and I am only a teacher whose wife is not working so how could I afford a foreign make?

Well, as for the GF, her mom was not too keen on her marrying me since I am only a teacher. I heard she married a magistrate and last I heard, her husband has passed away. I have not seen her ever since just before I got married.

Ydiana said...

Wow, what a colourful dalils. Thank God you survive all those accidents. Be extra careful, ok. We want to still be reading your hillarious posts and not from hospital bed, ok.

tokasid said...

Salam che'gu:

Sori lambat singgah pasai balik Tepeng. Cadang2 nak pi jengok hang tapi tak dak transport pasai kali ni balik naik bas. Tak larat nak wak reta sorang2 dan harga minyak n tol tinggi so tak berbaloi wak reta.

I knew your life will be colourfull. I am sure there are many more dalils about your school goping days.

I don't think you need to swim now, just bring along an oar la che'gu. Dayung saya ,and you don't need sampan to dayung.You are the natural float already kan!

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