Monday, 20 October 2008

Safe assignments please.

Constable: Sir, I don't want this duty la sir.

Boss: What is your assignment for today?

Constable: I have to ronda the Chow Kit area la sir. Please la sir, very dangerous la.

Boss: Yes you are right. That area is very dangerous. Not a good area for a policeman la. They should just ask the RELA to do it.Okay, I assign you to Parliament House.

Constable: Don't want la sir.

Boss: Why? Easy job what.

Constable: The ministers all sombong one and then the opposition also very garang one. Somemore got government BBC people like to show lewd signs also.

Boss: Like that ka? I thought Parliament House should be safe. Hmm let me see. Okay here, you escort someone to do a pap smear, can or not?

Constable: Haaa, that one can la. Government hospital or private hospital sir?

Boss: Why?

Constable: If private hospital means better la. The whole area air-cond one and the nurses not so sombong one.

Boss: Private hospital. Here go to this address and escort this person.

Constable: Thank you, thank you sir. ....... er, er, sir, I think you got the wrong file la.

Boss: Where got wrong file. Let me see it again. Yes, right file la. Go now.

Constable: But this person is Saiful!


16 comments:

Monster Mom said...

Polis Sentri
One two jaga
Polis mati
Pencuri jaga

repeat 1000 times.

:: Aku :: said...

ahahahaha...

tergelak besar aku kat opis ni...sib baik org tak perasan...

sempoi aa saiful buat pap smear

hexhar said...

Cikgu, good one la. Joke of the century. Under whose expenses, Cikgu?

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Lol! That, was real good! :)

Anonymous said...

u have a talent to put a smile on those reading.It certainly takes away the gloom caused by the daily dosage of crap,lies,deceit,spin,hatred and the load of rubbish we hear, read or listen to over the manical gov controlled mass media.

Kata Tak Nak said...

monster mom,
But in this case the police and the pencuri are good buddies?

Kata Tak Nak said...

::aku::
Dia ada dia punya own gynae sekarang.

Kata Tak Nak said...

hexhar,
Of course the people pay la. Mana diaorang nak bayar sendiri.

Kata Tak Nak said...

shah,
Thanks.

Kata Tak Nak said...

anonymous,
That is why blogs are on the rise. People just don't care about the media anymore.

tokasid said...

Che'gu:

Best punchline ever!!
Nak pecah perot aku gelak sorang2 ni

Kawe tak gaduh said...

Cikgu

I just received sms;

"Terbukti Anwar bersalah. Saiful disahkan mengandung 4 bulan".

Boleh jadi ke?

KTG (kawetakgaduh@gmail.com)

zuar.. said...

haha.. LOL
saipul pregnent?
he got uterus inside the rectum..!!
can i copy n paste cekgu?
dis lawak mmg bes!!

Kata Tak Nak said...

Doc,
Kita pecah perut tak apa pasai busuk sikit saja, tapi kalau depa pecah perot baik duduk jauh-jauh.

Kata Tak Nak said...

kawetakgaduh,
Thats a good one.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Zuar,
Tak ada masalah, ambik la.

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