Sunday, 12 October 2008

I envy this man

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=95159&rendTypeId=4

I envy this man. No, not because he runs free and lives the way he wants to and, no, not because he doesn't have to wear shirts and shoes and all the women in his community are likewise dressed and also not because he looks as dumb as our ministers.

From intelligence that I got, he is being courted by the states of Pahang, Johore, Negeri Sembilan, Perlis, Terengganu, Sabah and Sarawak.

Yes, you are looking at a future DATUK SERI.


26 comments:

frankie said...

I would like to nominate Pamela Anderson for her great pair of fake jugs. Boleh ka? If Datuk Seri not qualify, how bout dada seri?

Kata Tak Nak said...

Frankie,
But I will have to have a look at it first. Dada Seri is okay with me.

tokasid said...

Latest I heard this guy is gonna get Datuk Seri,Datuk Wira nad Datuk Paduka.

And I heard Pertiwi is arranging an event to celebrate him and to kiss them.

PERTS MOTORSPORT CLUB said...

can't stop laughing....hahaha...nominate the mat rempit from my club la cikgu....ok wut....they "improve" road safety and law wut...hahaha....

Anonymous said...

I notice that you love to make fun of people whose ideas are not aligned to yours. Your friends too are of the same character as you..albeit them being professional people. God gives you the ability to write...use it for good causes.

Kata Tak Nak said...

anonymous,
First of all, are you any different. Tell me that all is well in this country. I make fun of those whose actions to my country gives me the right to make fun of them. What my friends and I say are our feelings regarding what is happening.

Should you find it unpleasant then no one is forcing you to visit.

Mike said...

Ibrahim Ali's title, other than the infamous 'Katak', is Datuk Pakuda, 'cos he is always somebody's kuda...kah..kah..kah

hexhar said...

You whack Anon 16:27 right smack on the face. Nobody is forcing him to be here. We make fun for a positive cause. Those we make fun of deserve what they deserve.

How come Melaka is not on the list? Run short of title, I presume.

NAJIB.D.C4.BOMBER said...

Oh! my goodness. is that Monkey Boy KJ TWIN just returned from Oxford after residing in Timor Timor for years? well, with his kind of brightness and undoubted level intellectuality, he deserve greater award other than Datuk Seri, i.e. TUN-ship.

Zubli Zainordin said...

Cik gu!

Yes, I envy him too.

Butt, I shall wait the day he will be presented the award, and refused to dress like the rest...

I now rest.

Ydiana said...

Cikgu!

You don't have to envy him no more. You also got Datukship one!
http://snowflake-siapasaya.blogspot.com

Enjoy...!! ;)

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Hmm...if I dress like him the guy in the picture but minus all the bulu, can I also get a datukship with all the women? ;)

Kata Tak Nak said...

doc,
If that happens then he would be cursed for 7 generations.

Kata Tak Nak said...

pert,
Who knows maybe that Ketam fella already has a new Datukship for rempits on the drawing board. Datuk Pit.

Kata Tak Nak said...

mike,
Thats a nice one.

Kata Tak Nak said...

hexhar,
Yes, some people are trying to act as if they are enlightened and we are living in darkness. Its because our alignment and his are not the same so whats the difference?

Kata Tak Nak said...

najib.d.c4bomber,
A Tunship? Yes, maybe you are right. All Tuns are like that especially Madey.

Kata Tak Nak said...

zubli,
Of course we must respect him and his culture. If he does that then you will know which Datin Seri would take the front seat.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Ydiana,
Me a Datuk? Please not from Malacca. I don't mind Papua New Guinea but not Malacca.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Shah,
If you dressed like that I know of a certain Datin Seri who would be interested in conferring you a Datukship.

Monster Mom said...

Was it Daim that suggested the idea on the first place? Hmm... there must be something going on with Daim n SRK...
DaimKhan - over to you...

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

cikgu,

come to think of it, i think i deserve a datukship because i've been actively involved with local welfare organisation. i mean, isnt that part of the criteria required in order to be awarded with one? tapi kalau setakan state awardship baik takpayah. status means noting, kalau federal dpt la duit jugak.

Anonymous said...

salam mr.cikgu,
noticed that sum anonymous chap trying to be funny here.just ignore lah cikgu .must be sum moron from the moron clan that rules this country.
anyway i have stopped being astounded by what the goons, morons and sickos do in the country.dak tak larat nak heran dah cikgu.Did u read about the moron who lodged a report about eggs? MALAYSIA BOLEH!

Kata Tak Nak said...

monstermom,
Maybe Daim wants to play lead in one of Khan's movies or he wants a piece of the leading ladies.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Kerp,
The rules have changed. You ought to be able to wet some VIP pussy to get a title.

Kata Tak Nak said...

anonymous 23:57,
These are the types of clowns they have to go round blogs. I pity them.

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