Wednesday, 22 October 2008

Press Release

PRESS RELEASE

A. The Head Office would like to inform members that tender is hereby opened for the following:

1. 1 (one) post of President.

2. 1 (one) post of Vice-President

3. 5 (five) posts of Deputy Presidents

4. Indefinite number of posts for MKT Members.

Tender forms are available at all State Headquarters and the Main Headquarters in KL.

5. All completed tender forms must be handed in unsealed, I repeat, unsealed, to the Main Headquarters by the latest 12.00 noon 31 December.

6. Tender forms must be handed in together with a non-refundable processing fee in the form of a bank draft for the following amount.

1. President - RM3,000,000 (Three Million Ringgit Malaysia)

2. Vice President - RM2,500,000 (Two million and five hundred thousand Ringgit Malaysia)

3. Deputy President - RM2,000,000 (Two million Ringgit Malaysia)

4. MKT Members - RM1,000,000 (One million Ringgit Malaysia)

B. Application forms are also available for those who would want to be delegates at the General Assembly next March. These forms can be bought at all Party Headquarters for the sum of RM50,000 (Fifty thousand Ringgit Malaysia) each.

C. The MKT, at its last meeting, has also decided on the following.

1. All Division elections held recently are declared null and void.

2. All Division posts would be held via SMS voting in a special TV programme to be aired soon called Akademi Amnosia.

3. A special audition would be held on the 2nd of January 2009. All interested are advised to report early.

18 comments:

:: Aku :: said...

I guess that ten cents that I've saved from fuel price can afford me to contest the MKT post larr...

what post would u like to contest cikgu..?? don't forget to vote for me haa

muteaudio said...

Chegu,
Can I produce the Akademi Amnosia? I'll get Saiful Apek to be the host.

Berapa banyak under table money nak kena standby utk position President? Sorang 3 kupang cukup?

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Producer: Aiyah! I thok I wan to ploduce the show, but that muteaudio aleady masuk tender...susah mau cali makan ini matcam o!

Friend: Wak tender? You mean that Pemilihan Ameno oso gok tender? Fuyooh! Ini macam you makan besarlah!

Producer: Where can friend...now that I think about it ar, that party show got bring sial lar.

Friend: Huh? Why say like that?

Producer: Ya lah! Name oso amenosial show what!

:: Aku :: said...

ahahah...btul laa cakapaje...amenosial show ahahha

Mr. Right said...

Akademi Amnosial...

SMS Sial [space] nama calon

sent to 24224 (cibai)

tokasid said...

Mute: Why Saiful Apek? Why not the other Saiful?

rastom said...

Walaupun dalam gambar saya nampak serius.....tiap kali masuk sini, mesti tergelak. Apa punya turrrr!

TIMOTHY-DALTON said...

kalau dapat buat undi pilih PM melalui sms, nampak gaya Pak Najib kena BOMB C4 stadium auditorium dan bangunan pejabat UMNO kat PWTC nun.

memang KL kena BOMB C4 sebab tak ada can Pak Najib jadi PM punya, si beruk hitam KJ yang jadi PM lah nampak gaya nye.

Kata Tak Nak said...

aku,
You wait till next month you'll be able to tender for president.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Shah,
Yang cawangan wanita tu pulak Ambosia kot?

Kata Tak Nak said...

Mr. Right,
Memang cibai, tepat sekali.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Doc,
The other Saiful kalu nanti dia tunggin leceh pulak

Kata Tak Nak said...

Rastom,
Hang mai la lagi, lama tak baca komen hang.

Kata Tak Nak said...

timothy,
KJ buleh ka jadi PM. nanti samy velu naik tocang pulak pasai sama geng.

peng said...

LOL! And falling off my chair!
You guys/gals are so funny! Good antidote for the stress from our sleeping government.

Eskapisminda said...

Hopefully no crying acts aaa...jangan sedih2 jika tidak diundi. Jika gagal cubalah pulak One In A Million Bribe!

Kata Tak Nak said...

Peng,
I am lucky I have very colourful friends here.

Kata Tak Nak said...

eskapisminda,
First they cry and lament lost chances. Then they get angry and try to kill each other. Its their way of life.

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