Thursday, 9 October 2008

The Landlord

Mat: Oi Halim, where to?

Halim: Thirsty la, come join me for teh tarik.

Mat: Thirsty and you want to drink teh tarik ka? I cannot like that. I must drink something nice and cold.

Halim: What ever la, come, there is something I want to tell you la. I betoi-betoi pening kepala la.

Mat: Okay, lets go.

Halim: You know my landlord, the one I was complaining to you about?

Mat: Oh, that heartless fellow that you said you would like to C4?

Halim: Yes, la that evil fellow la. He has sold the house I am renting la.

Mat: So, you have to move ka?

Halim: No, the new owner has allowed me to stay on.

Mat: So your problem over la? No need to find C4 anymore la. Like that means you must belanja me a nice lunch.

Halim: You head la belanja. I already know this new landlord. He is as bad if not worse than the last one la.

Mat: What, worse than the last one?

Halim: Yes, teruk la. At least the last one, his wife won't meddle into his affairs, this one I tell you, I don't know how to start la.

Mat: Alamak, die la you like that.

Halim: All of us die la.

25 comments:

[zsazsa] said...

whoa.. there is nothing more terrible than a horrible new landlord.. he will impose macam2 new rules la nanti according to him.. hehe

Anonymous said...

Ayo new landlord and wife meddle good loh abolish ISA no more Op Lalang safe the dog food but sorry lah new Op C4 "BOM" finish.

mantra-indeeptots said...

meddle only? sure not forgotten the word 'QUEEN CONTROL'.. the country now control by the queen and surrounded by witches!

Anyway, now the guys listen to the us.. the madame.. isnt that great?

Anonymous said...

New landlord where got balls but Queen control okay what, better than C4.

Anonymous said...

ahahahah...C4 the wifee larr

Monster Mom said...

This landlord thingy just happened to me recently...
Luckily the wife seemed ok to me...
If otherwise, I'll have to seek some advice from cikgu la...

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Die...die! But why must we, when we can it them?

Anonymous said...

Aiyoh, Cikgu. Matilah. Big Momma wants her finger in every pie lah. So how now?

LynMay said...

Keluar kandang singa, masuk kandang harimau jantan dan harimau betina bersama-sama satu lagi harimau tua yang sudah bersara... :(

PERTS MOTORSPORT CLUB said...

BIG MAMA...

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

a history in the making- lioness to run our country!

Unknown said...

zsazsa,
Beware the new landlord.

Unknown said...

anonymous,
Look left and right.

Unknown said...

Having a madame to run is great but we should get a great madame.

Unknown said...

hexar,
Precisely, now we have to please the queen.

Unknown said...

monstermom,
This new landlord affects everybody.

Unknown said...

aku,
Hmmm,

Unknown said...

Shah,
All the more important we do it now.

Unknown said...

kaki ketiga'
Soon there will be no more pie.

Unknown said...

lynmay,
Amongst the 3 its the retired harimau tua that we should be weary of.

Unknown said...

Pert,
Becareful lest BM smothers you to death.

Unknown said...

kerp,
Thats what you get when we have a balless lion in charge.

Ah Win said...

kalau DSAI ajai PM ..CheDet nak migrate ke zimbabwe..
ni najib jadi PM..
sape yg mau ikut?kite pi Angola ramai2

Unknown said...

ahwin66,
Tak lah, kita pi Mongolia lagi bagus.

Unknown said...

Najib jadi PM, BIG MOMMA will keep Shah Rock Cunt jadi Personal Confidante. nampak gaya Najib jadi butler aje le kat rumah Sri Perdana tak boleh lari sebab pakai underwear C4.... Pak Ali R pakai cap underwear BIG MOMMA jadi tukang bukak pintu!

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