Chief: Did they say anything?
Private: No Tuan, they chose to remain silent tuan.
Chief: You go again and asked them why were they in black and who asked them to be in black. Tell them if they answered, we will release them.
Private: All right boss.
After an hour
Chief: How?
Private: They still refuse to answer me Tuan.
Chief: Okay then, since they want to show how stubborn they can be then I will show them how we treat stubbornness. Take all of them to the magistrate and get a 14 day remand order.
Private: Okay boss.
After 3 hours.
Boss: Which lockup are they in?
Private: They have been released boss.
Boss: What? Released? How could that be?
Private: The magistrate refused to give the remand order boss and he reprimanded this department.
Boss: What? He reprimanded us? What did he say.
Private: He said that he has never seen a more stupid department and he will never issue the order. He ordered all of them to be released.
Boss: So where are they now?
Private: They have been taken back by their owner.
Boss: OWNER? You mean leader?
Private: No, owner boss.
Boss: Please tell me what actually happened.
Private: You asked us to nab anything in Black so we saw 15 stray goats near the compound. They were all black boss.
Private: No Tuan, they chose to remain silent tuan.
Chief: You go again and asked them why were they in black and who asked them to be in black. Tell them if they answered, we will release them.
Private: All right boss.
After an hour
Chief: How?
Private: They still refuse to answer me Tuan.
Chief: Okay then, since they want to show how stubborn they can be then I will show them how we treat stubbornness. Take all of them to the magistrate and get a 14 day remand order.
Private: Okay boss.
After 3 hours.
Boss: Which lockup are they in?
Private: They have been released boss.
Boss: What? Released? How could that be?
Private: The magistrate refused to give the remand order boss and he reprimanded this department.
Boss: What? He reprimanded us? What did he say.
Private: He said that he has never seen a more stupid department and he will never issue the order. He ordered all of them to be released.
Boss: So where are they now?
Private: They have been taken back by their owner.
Boss: OWNER? You mean leader?
Private: No, owner boss.
Boss: Please tell me what actually happened.
Private: You asked us to nab anything in Black so we saw 15 stray goats near the compound. They were all black boss.
21 comments:
hehehe...but there's this one black (lap)dog that will get everything to go his way.
Salam Cikgu,
Lol! Good thing they did not nab the 'bomoh' in black as well! :)
LOL! Nicely done! By the way some black cows were seen herded to MACC HQ in PutraJaya for questioning. It seems that those cows were seen eating some squashed cakes. MACC is very interested to know where those cows got the cakes and whether it has the element of corruption ( corruption of nature cos cows only eat grass not cakes!). RPK was right, the herd mentality is very prevalent in our Police and MACC.
Cikgu,
They used to fear the green colour, now it is black that they fear. Funny people.
Zambry tu, black kan?
kekekekeke. kesian kambing hitam. tak pasal-pasal. good one.
Poor goats.... kena buta buta.
We laughed at S'pore for stupid laws that banned gum. Now, we kena!
er...chikgu..
sure or not about the goat thing??
em..but luckily if really a goat..
i afraid they miss catch ler chikgu.
sometimes they said kerbau pendek juga goat.. :)
oink oink..
kerp,
the lap dog does what it does best and that is lap, lap, lap.
shah,
The bomoh in black or the blackie who summoned the bomoh?
Hamba,
The MACC is actually the dark or BLACK Angels of the BN.
Pak Zawi,
The problem is Pak Zawi, they are funny to the extend of not being funny.
Frankie,
You should have seen how he covered himself in powder so as to avoid getting roped in.
Kopitelp,
I heard they are going to pass a law against black hair. All must dye their hair dark blue.
Eskapisminda,
Ya kesian kat kambing hitam tapi depa pandai, depa tak cerita yang Zambry adalah ketua depa
Fatsogigolo,
It was real goats coz the kerbau pendeks are now the new gov of Perak.
the weirdest law in the world:
Singapore - Ban chewing gums
Thailand - Prohibits driving shirtless
italy - feeding the pigeons not allowed
Canada - paying with pennies is an offence
Moscow - dirty cars is a NO-NO
coming soon....in our country...:
No black clothing allowed.
Angel,
No black hair also allowed, all must dye dark blue.
once benggap, forever benggap.
many of these crap dies of heart attack, diabetic, hypertension, all because been surviving from benggap earnings.
one look, enough to define differentiate the benggap fella.
anonymous,
they are the bengapestpest la.
Didn't they tangkap a few dozen of mossies to go too! Ha! ha!
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