Tuesday, 12 May 2009

They call me ....

Customer: Hey tambi, give me a teh tarik.

Tambi: Wokey tuan, roti canai you don't want ka?

Customer: No, only teh tarik.

Customer: Put the teh tarik down here. Err, Tambi, it's not nice la for me to call you tambi, what's your name?

Tambi: Oh, you can call me Nelson Mandela or Gandhi.

25 comments:

Hamba said...

Lucky that Zambry fella didn't say he is just like Mother Theresa. Don't know what'll happen if I start yelling " Mother! Teh Tarik satu!!!!". Sound sooo biadap! Thank God he didn't say that. By the way " Dey Zambry, Teh satu!!!!".

Nona Azizah Razali said...

Oh dear, thats a good one. He he

cakapaje said...

Salam Cikgu,

Hehe...you beat me to it. Still, I'll be putting mine up later :)

cakapaje said...

ps. Mine will also have a Special Guest Star :)

Anonymous said...

okay pe cikgu, dia macam mandela, king dan gandhi, kan same kaler tuh !

D'ayo said...

Mandela or Gandhi tak best... how about Samy...


ps... Dentist Toyo tak leh datang ke tu clear the 'plak'

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

hehehehehe... pundek tak sedar diri. and whats all this business of calling him Pangkor Pele la dei? dengan P. Maniam pun bagai langit dan bumi.

Anonymous said...

Why are good Malays so keen to allow these stoopid pseudo Malay types to sully your generally affable character???

Mr. Right said...

Hahaha... lawok2. Pecah perut.

Tak baik korang kutuk dia. Dia insan yang teraniaya. Dia mangsa keadaa. Kesian...kesian...

Mr. Right said...

Hahaha... lawok2. Pecah perut.

Tak baik korang kutuk dia. Dia insan yang teraniaya. Dia mangsa keadaa. Kesian...kesian...

peng said...

Cikgu, you may call me Queen Elizabeth, Madonna, Angelina Jolie, Mother Theresa... whatever deem nice!

I am surprised for one with a 'DR' talk rubbish? Degree palsu ke?

Kata Tak Nak said...

hamba,
Teh satu ka? Tosai tak mau ka?

Kata Tak Nak said...

Nona Azizah
Hehehehe

Kata Tak Nak said...

Shah,
You have a special guest? Let me guess, it can't be uncle Samy can it?

Kata Tak Nak said...

Anon'
Betoi jugak ler, sekaler la depa tu.

Kata Tak Nak said...

D'ayo,
Imagine tambi saying 'I wish to have the staying power of my idol, Unc Samy

Kata Tak Nak said...

Kerp,
I was wondering about the Pangkor Pele part, maybe it was a typo for Pangkor Peler

Kata Tak Nak said...

Anonymous,
Yes, they like to be screwed left and right.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Mr. Right.
Kesian kat dia no?

Kata Tak Nak said...

Peng,
maybe his PhD is from the University of Lahaq Yoi.

Anonymous said...

Good one Kerp! At first I didn't understand the word...then... I almost died laughing!

George Bush IV

mob1900 said...

bro,
muka tambi perasan nak jadik Nelson Mandela dan Gandhi dah masuk blog aku. mai kite perkenalkan 'Mahatma Nelsom Zamree Kader' kat orang ramai. jeng jeng jeng!

http://mob1900.blogspot.com/2009/05/introducing-mahatma-nelson-zamree-kader.html

Anonymous said...

UNTUK MENDAPATKAN PELUANG PERNIAGAAN PERNIAGAAN DI BIDANG IT,SILA LAYARI http://www.kltp.net/b29

Kata Tak Nak said...

Anonymous,
Hai gelak sorang-sorang nampak. Syer la sama.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Mob,
That is brilliant, really brilliant, takut takut tambi sendiri yang copy paste gambar tu sebab dia suka sangat.

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