Dear Tan Sri,
How are you and the family? Hope you're all doing fine despite the weather being not what it used to be. Yes, Tan Sri, it is just too hot in the afternoon and suddenly gets cloudy in the evening and sometimes pours like there is no tomorrow. Pity those folks living on those slopes.
I say, sorry la Tan Sri for straying. Actually I am writing this open letter to you to ask you to be a responsible Menteri Besar or ruling leader of a state and also a responsible opposition man at the national level.
I hope you do not think that I am trying to be clever. You see, it doesn't mean you are weak if you heed advise from other people, even if they are your enemies. Willingness to take good advise, no matter from whom, is a sign of a mature great leader.
As a menteri Besar, those good advise could help you develope your state and as an opposition man at the national level, it shows that we, people in the opposition, are not like them.
Okay let me get straight to business. Your predecessor, the present opposition whip in your state assembly, had recently advised you to make more foreign trips. I couldn't agree with him more.
Look Tan Sri, you are a Menteri Besar and also an MP, not to mention a party office bearer and chairman of the many committees you sit on. You must be tired. Please Tan Sri, think of the family also.
Why not take the family to Disneyland. You could also take some village party members and their families. As for who will bear the expenses, don't you worry. PKNS is a cash cow. They have so much money that a few hundred thousand or even million would not be missed.
Oh, by the way, make sure that your entourage consists of 3 levels of people. The first level should make up of branch leaders. The next must be made of excos and CEOs of state corporations and of course the next level be you and your family.
You see Tan Sri, by doing this, you could justify flying first class. You could always say that you do not want to create uneasiness amongst those in your entourage. The cawangan people would be lost if mixed with the excos and CEOs so they travel economy while the excos and CEOs travel business class.
It is unthinkable that you should travel in the same class as those beneath you so no one could complain if you travelled first class.
If there are queries about this you could always joke that if there were 4 classes of travellers in you entourage, you would have to travel in the cockpit.
One more advise Tan Sri, one that I think your predecessor forgot to give, remember you are travelling as the CEO of a state so you have to travel with dignity. I suggest that you get your state corporations to present you with very expensive watches, shoes, belts and suits.
Since I am rather busy because I have another letter to write to the CEO of a Tempe production company cum broom supplier, I would end this letter here.
Whatever it is Tan Sri, take care of your health. Remember, a responsible leader always takes care of his health so that he would be super fit to serve the people.
Travel more, avoid the US of A, and eat more tempe because your complexion has somewhat darkened lately.
Yours Sincerely
Concerned rakyat.
How are you and the family? Hope you're all doing fine despite the weather being not what it used to be. Yes, Tan Sri, it is just too hot in the afternoon and suddenly gets cloudy in the evening and sometimes pours like there is no tomorrow. Pity those folks living on those slopes.
I say, sorry la Tan Sri for straying. Actually I am writing this open letter to you to ask you to be a responsible Menteri Besar or ruling leader of a state and also a responsible opposition man at the national level.
I hope you do not think that I am trying to be clever. You see, it doesn't mean you are weak if you heed advise from other people, even if they are your enemies. Willingness to take good advise, no matter from whom, is a sign of a mature great leader.
As a menteri Besar, those good advise could help you develope your state and as an opposition man at the national level, it shows that we, people in the opposition, are not like them.
Okay let me get straight to business. Your predecessor, the present opposition whip in your state assembly, had recently advised you to make more foreign trips. I couldn't agree with him more.
Look Tan Sri, you are a Menteri Besar and also an MP, not to mention a party office bearer and chairman of the many committees you sit on. You must be tired. Please Tan Sri, think of the family also.
Why not take the family to Disneyland. You could also take some village party members and their families. As for who will bear the expenses, don't you worry. PKNS is a cash cow. They have so much money that a few hundred thousand or even million would not be missed.
Oh, by the way, make sure that your entourage consists of 3 levels of people. The first level should make up of branch leaders. The next must be made of excos and CEOs of state corporations and of course the next level be you and your family.
You see Tan Sri, by doing this, you could justify flying first class. You could always say that you do not want to create uneasiness amongst those in your entourage. The cawangan people would be lost if mixed with the excos and CEOs so they travel economy while the excos and CEOs travel business class.
It is unthinkable that you should travel in the same class as those beneath you so no one could complain if you travelled first class.
If there are queries about this you could always joke that if there were 4 classes of travellers in you entourage, you would have to travel in the cockpit.
One more advise Tan Sri, one that I think your predecessor forgot to give, remember you are travelling as the CEO of a state so you have to travel with dignity. I suggest that you get your state corporations to present you with very expensive watches, shoes, belts and suits.
Since I am rather busy because I have another letter to write to the CEO of a Tempe production company cum broom supplier, I would end this letter here.
Whatever it is Tan Sri, take care of your health. Remember, a responsible leader always takes care of his health so that he would be super fit to serve the people.
Travel more, avoid the US of A, and eat more tempe because your complexion has somewhat darkened lately.
Yours Sincerely
Concerned rakyat.
15 comments:
Tempe somewhat do give serious effect on 'someone' brain, but miraculously give better complexion if it is consume regularly...hehehe
Cikgu,
I knew that i could count on you for an occasional good laugh! Tan Sri would definitely give this a serious thought..down the drain ...oops...brain!!
salam chikgu...
em...i think the pungkok man should learn from tempe man..
er..which one is better??
tempe that made by modern style,or the old style using feet??hehehee
Salam Cikgu,
Hmm...I think, you forgot to advise the good Tan Sri about not to attend any committee meetings, since he is a busy man. Then, should anything he disagree with the committee, to take them to court! :)
aiseh...and Tan Sri must be reminded not to live in the past by looking into all his predecessor's past activities. what's past is past and must be forgotten.
Also Tan Sri, dont forget your supply of penyapu.
chegu, cantiklah theme blog chegu yang ini. :)
matun,
Yes, and it got to his brain real hard.
YD,
He should.
fatsogigolo,
I Think Toyo's tempes are squished with dirty feet.
shah,
Will do. I think he should do that.
Kerp,
I think that is the next advise his predecessor is going to give. This first one is just the intro.
Accia,
Cantek ka? Ambik la. Lama jugak saya cari.
LOL ...vely sarcastic Cikgu!
Did the exMB gave all these 'invaluable' advice so that he will not lose his allowances (since he's suspended..)?
The exMB has enough rope to hang himself, and he's feeling generous and wants to share with this MB?
He might as well share his rope with the so many deserving candidates in the cabinet!
Peng,
Oh, yes, and maybe the present one would allow him to tag along to Disneyland.
Hahahahaha .... good one , never failed to perform just like MU .
Hope Tan Sri K can spare one Grandstand seat for MU game come July
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